Artcow Rose3212

[Fialovy]

yeah, his name was changed to Sycamore to fit with the whole tree theme

 

[Himawari]

Oh, I'm not really surprised it was changed (though plantane is a tree too......), I just hadn't found out yet, haha.

Anyway, I saw Rose mention somewhere that she doesn't like using fanfiction.net because she got bad reviews on her fics there (imagine, she's terrible even by FFN's standards!), so I went to see if I could find her account.

I think I found it...

Dear Rose, while it's true that your writing skills leave much to be desired, perhaps next time you shouldn't just select all and then copy-paste the DA page of the fanfic you're posting?

 

[The Hunter]

I don't know what the hell is going on here, but it needs to stop.

 

[Himawari]

I thought that sort of "lOl so rAnduMM" humor died out around 2003.

(Or maybe that's just when I outgrew it......)

 

[Dollars2010]

I don't know what the hell is going on here, but it needs to stop.

 

[Himawari]

Spoiler

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents mr./ mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/ MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: will help you when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: will jump on top of you.

FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" jokingly.
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit with you after a breakup and say "I'm sorry"
REAL FRIENDS: Will call them and ask what their problem is before devising a plan to destroy them.

FAKE FRIENDS: will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: will steal this.

There are some people who are getting too fake here on dA. They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are... Re-post this if you are a friend... Don't reply... Just copy and paste this in a new journal as "Fake Friends."

Not only are these things utter bullshit, but I highly doubt Rose has any of either kind of friend.

...okay, now I feel bad for saying something so mean.

 

[Lil]

Spoiler

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents mr./ mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/ MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: will help you when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: will jump on top of you.

FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" jokingly.
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit with you after a breakup and say "I'm sorry"
REAL FRIENDS: Will call them and ask what their problem is before devising a plan to destroy them.

FAKE FRIENDS: will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: will steal this.

There are some people who are getting too fake here on dA. They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are... Re-post this if you are a friend... Don't reply... Just copy and paste this in a new journal as "Fake Friends."

Not only are these things utter bullshit, but I highly doubt Rose has any of either kind of friend.

...okay, now I feel bad for saying something so mean.

There's a ton of people out there like her, they just don't get the exposure. For every one Rose you comment about probably not having friends like that, there're hundreds more in the same position. I wouldn't feel bad about making a comment that she can either easily disprove or will never see.

Spoiler

plus we all say things we regret afterwards, it's nice enough you're willing to admit it

Spoiler

Double Spoiler time. These lists are usually bullshit anyways, I apologize for being blunt.

 

[Himawari]

I found the sequel to the Michael Jackson sex fic that was on FFN.

I just can't anymore, you guys.

Spoiler

Part 2, this is going on Fanfiction.net!

It's not there anymore. I'm going to assume it was taken down for any of the myriad rules it breaks.

As Bad Michael and Dangerous Michael cotinued their erotic romance...
They realized something!
"I'm in love!"they said in realization!
This sounds quite erotic, right?

erot·ic \i-ˈrä-tik\
adjective
1 : of, devoted to, or tending to arouse sexual love or desire
2 : strongly marked or affected by sexual desire

no not really

Well it's supposed to be!

It's supposed to be a great many things that it is not.

"Mmm yes."Bad Michael said.
"Ooh yes." Dangerous Michael said.

I still don't understand this whole "Micheal Jackson is a completely different person in each of his songs so it totally makes sense for him to have sex with himself" thing.

You'd think they'd do it by now, right?
"Well we are gonna do it!"Bad Michael said.

This writing style is dumb.

"After all, what good's a double climax without some sex?"Dangerous Michael asked.

uh







um

So they did it....

written like a true giggly ten-year-old.

And yeah...You can guess what came next...

Pillow talk? Movie and a dinner?

Male pregnancy!

oh.

Bad had knocked Dangerous up!
So now they had to wait nine months for their kid to be born...

the baby will come out with seven arms and three legs.

They have a lot to do to be prepared for the kid.
"Gotta buy a crib, car seat, diapers, blankets, bottles..."Bad Michael said.
"Baby wipes, formula, clothes..."Dangerous Michael said.
Boy this romance took them on one heck of a ride down parenthood avenue, didn't it?
end part 2!

 

[NoDarkies]

Reading that gave me cancer.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I'm pretty sure I lost several brain cells reading that garbage.

 

[Himawari]

Rose has apparently rewritten her backstory?? That or her abusive father is actually an Entei.

Eusine KNOWS the story behind THIS Suicune's relationship with Rose, but I'll tell you anyhow!
Story: Over 23 years ago, at the bottom of one of Johto's many seas, Rose was born as a baby, Suicune found her and raised her as her mother, along with Entei, who became her father, and Raikou, who became her brother. They raised her in the Brass Tower of Ecruteak City until it burned in a mysterious fire, when the tower caught fire, Suicune took Rose on its back and fled with her, Entei and Raikou from the tower.

"Rose was born as a baby" you don't say

Okay, several things wrong with this.

1. Rose was born on the bottom of the ocean????????
(the rest of the reasons are serious pogeyman sperging)
2. The mysterious fire of the Brass Tower/Burned Tower occurred 150 years prior to the canon timeframe. Rose is obviously not that old!
3. Suicune, Raikou, and Entei did not exist (in those forms) prior to the fire... nor did they escape the fire! They are the resurrected forms of three nameless Pokemon that perished in the fire, brought back to life by Ho-oh.

Also of note is that Rose is apparently now watermarking her shitty base art so that no one can steal it.

 

[HandBanana]

I really wonder what she looks like.

 

[Himawari]

Obviously her hair is a rigid yellow plastic sheet, duh.

 

[José Mourinho]

How to write a Rose3212 fanfiction:

1. Pointless stuff.
2. Sex which just lasts for 1 sentence.
3. Talk about the offspring.
4. Congratulations! You have made a Rose3212 fanfiction!

(Needs some improvement on this)

 

[NoDarkies]

How to write a Rose3212 fanfiction:

1. Pointless stuff.
2. Sex which just lasts for 1 sentence.
3. Talk about the offspring.
4. Congratulations! You have made a Rose3212 fanfiction!

(Needs some improvement on this)

You forgot to add that you need at least one dedicated sentence to saying she's pregnant and subsequently describing it.

 

[Himawari]

It appears that Rose has decided on her new husbando...

~Rose3212
I am a PROUD Sith!

Rose of Evil Sanyou Force 4!
23/Female/United States

I don't know if this should be considered a win for the "Cilan will come back" voters or not......

 

[Fialovy]

dat hair and dat obviously MS Painted-over base

 

[Bugaboo]

Rose has apparently rewritten her backstory?? That or her abusive father is actually an Entei.

Eusine KNOWS the story behind THIS Suicune's relationship with Rose, but I'll tell you anyhow!
Story: Over 23 years ago, at the bottom of one of Johto's many seas, Rose was born as a baby, Suicune found her and raised her as her mother, along with Entei, who became her father, and Raikou, who became her brother. They raised her in the Brass Tower of Ecruteak City until it burned in a mysterious fire, when the tower caught fire, Suicune took Rose on its back and fled with her, Entei and Raikou from the tower.

"Rose was born as a baby" you don't say

Okay, several things wrong with this.

1. Rose was born on the bottom of the ocean????????
(the rest of the reasons are serious pogeyman sperging)
2. The mysterious fire of the Brass Tower/Burned Tower occurred 150 years prior to the canon timeframe. Rose is obviously not that old!
3. Suicune, Raikou, and Entei did not exist (in those forms) prior to the fire... nor did they escape the fire! They are the resurrected forms of three nameless Pokemon that perished in the fire, brought back to life by Ho-oh.

Also of note is that Rose is apparently now watermarking her shitty base art so that no one can steal it.

Clearly they rebuilt it and then some weirdo set it on fire again

 

[Himawari]

Meanwhile, on her ~MrsCilanStriaton account, Rose is blatantly cheating on Cilan with his brother, Cress...

 

[Lil]

Meanwhile, on her ~MrsCilanStriaton account, Rose is blatantly cheating on Cilan with his brother, Cress...

oh teh noez