Diseased Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

I apologise, but this pooner makes me want to be really toxic, male and internet hard man.

Should I ever encounter "Jamie" in the pub, I will have a couple, stare her out, then storm up and ask her what the fuck she is looking at and offer her out.

I really want to see her reaction to such a display of male chest thumping.

Probably these days, and the kinds of bars a Pooner who thinks they are famous would go in, the bouncers will swoop in faster than I can give her a shove, but I really hope she curls up into a ball, cries and squeals that she is actually a woman.

I in no way actually want to hit a woman, even a woman going this far to look like a soyboy male, but if this pooner thinks she is a legtimate man, she needs to experience a bit of shit males, especially the kind of male she wants to be, can reasonably expect to receive.

Of course it could backfire, and she accepts my offer of drunken violence, and then kicks my arse outside the pub, but I really think this is the least likely possible outcome.

That was very cringe and gay, man. I recommend you got out more and sooner or later you will run into a pooner, once you meet one in person you'll realize they are pretty harmless and look absolutely ridiculous, pictures don't really do justice to the average pooner. You'll either pity that woman for the state she is in or you will just laugh at her, it all depends how to deep into poonerism she is.

Spoiler: Slight PL

You can even found some of them in third world places like in my country, mainly in the more cosmopolitan areas of the capital and amongst what you could call the middle class.

Some weeks ago I was introduced to one, or rather reintroduced, at a party I was invited, the pooner was the younger cousin of a friend. I had already met this girl some years before, back then she was just this nice girl that liked anime. My friend "introduced" me to her cousin now named "Edward", or "Ed" for short (She didn't even tried to use the Spanish version of the name, Eduardo, she just went with the English version). She started to transition back in 2023, but you can't really get hormones here, so she just looks like some 22 years old woman that raided her younger brother closet for clothes. Baggy pants, some plain t-shirt, an oversized jacket and a faded haircut, she at least didn't try to deepen her voice for now but I'm sure she is trying by picking up smoking like a chimney.

The pooner tried really hard to integrate herself into every conversation where just two or more men were chatting by saying some very cringe shit like: "Where are all the women, huh!?", our equivalent of "Is this a sausage party?", "Man, have you seen [woman]'s ass? It's great!" or by doing some very strange and cringey handshake, it was like a seeing a kid trying to pretend to be an adult, it was embarrassing.

Some people tried to play along but you could tell it was forced and condescending at times, I just felt bad for her and whenever she engaged with me I tried to be as neutral as I could, I remember I used her real name a couple of times and she corrected me but it was like some little girl telling you that her name is not Jessica but Princess Jessica, you just go: "Sure, of course".

I'm sure "Edward" was able to read the room later, because she spend the rest of the night together with my friend and her boyfriend, you could tell the pooner was having a bad time. My friend even asked me the next day if something had happened to her or someone had said something to her cousin, but none of the people I was with said anything wrong or messed with her in some way.

I did told my friend that maybe being "Edward" was not working out for her cousin, she clearly is trying to be something she is not, that maybe she should talk to her cousin about that and tried to help her with her identity issues, "Edward" is not a man, she is a just an insecure vulnerable young woman. She just hit me with the basic this has always been his true self, that he is just adjusting to being a man and the she is giving him all the support she can yadda yadda.

Pooners do not need to be intimidated, they need help, actual help not just some people that will play along with their fantasies or a quack that prescribes them a bunch of drugs and surgery to forever alter their body. They need people that will actually help them with their problems.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

you sound fat

not by any medical standards stalker child

 

[Dr. Butt]

not by any medical standards stalker child

So...not by any major medical organization's standards?

 

[Mayhem]

I couldn't find that exact essay by her, but I found two that are pretty close:
her essay about fatness, but not about anything HP-related: https://therowlinglibrary.com/jkrowling.com/textonly/en/extrastuff_view_id=22.html

Maybe this one was it? I seem to remember it being much longer, though, but this is going on 20 years ago. I remember she also caught slack for the part where she talked about how women's magazines in that era held up extremely thin women like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie as role models because that line hurt the feelings of idk anorexics or something. Everything Jo said hurt someone's feelings and so that was pointed out to her constantly by a certain portion of her fanbase to make her Be Better and Less Problematic; twenty years of this and now she's a heckin' transphobe and bigot and they act like that was a sudden transformation instead of something they actively caused.

 

[FinnSven]

Pooners do not need to be intimidated, they need help, actual help not just some people that will play along with their fantasies or a quack that prescribes them a bunch of drugs and surgery to forever alter their body. They need people that will actually help them with their problems.

Yeah, you come across as very “cringe”, in that way that 3rd world soft middle class do.

Being from such a demographic tends to make you even more sheltered, naive and embarrassingly patronizing than your average US college kid.

There is a particular code of masculinity in the UK, which while frowned upon now is still an underlying thing that one understands if one is raised in it.

Pooners don’t. That’s the point.
I have run into more than one pooner who thinks they are rock hard and it is very fucking annoying.
Even more annoying as a man who goes around acting like he is rock, despite being pathetic.
The difference is is that the man will sooner or later get a slap and see the error of his ways. Pooners don’t seem to experience this because everyone knows they are really a woman so they tend to get the pass.

You even describe some of the embarrassing attempt at “macho” behavior by this pooner you know. I gather that the reason you don’t recognize it in the same way due to the camp and flamboyant nature of what passes for manly behavior in Spanish speaking regions.

My overriding point however is that if they want to be accepted as men, they should be able to handle some of the hassle of being a man, thus random acts of strangers trying to intimidate you are part of that.

Trying to convince the cousin to have a word with your pooner is another patronizing cop out, and I would actually back this ridiculous pooner in doubling down if a soft spoiled ponce like you thinks you are the authority on manliness.

 

[Gorillion others]

Pooners do not need to be intimidated, they need help, actual help not just some people that will play along with their fantasies or a quack that prescribes them a bunch of drugs and surgery to forever alter their body. They need people that will actually help them with their problems.

I genuinely feel sorry for your friend. That being said, she needs to snap out of this phase because it's apparent that she can't seem to handle it, or show the bare minimum of social behaviour. Let's just say I've seen lesbians pull off being manly much better and with less baggage.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Yeah, you come across as very “cringe”, in that way that 3rd world soft middle class do.

Being from such a demographic tends to make you even more sheltered, naive and embarrassingly patronizing than your average US college kid.

There is a particular code of masculinity in the UK, which while frowned upon now is still an underlying thing that one understands if one is raised in it.

Pooners don’t. That’s the point.
I have run into more than one pooner who thinks they are rock hard and it is very fucking annoying.
Even more annoying as a man who goes around acting like he is rock, despite being pathetic.
The difference is is that the man will sooner or later get a slap and see the error of his ways. Pooners don’t seem to experience this because everyone knows they are really a woman so they tend to get the pass.

You even describe some of the embarrassing attempt at “macho” behavior by this pooner you know. I gather that the reason you don’t recognize it in the same way due to the camp and flamboyant nature of what passes for manly behavior in Spanish speaking regions.

My overriding point however is that if they want to be accepted as men, they should be able to handle some of the hassle of being a man, thus random acts of strangers trying to intimidate you are part of that.

Trying to convince the cousin to have a word with your pooner is another patronizing cop out, and I would actually back this ridiculous pooner in doubling down if a soft spoiled ponce like you thinks you are the authority on manliness.

Lmao who are you calling a ponce? You, the British man, that has fantasies about intimidating mentally ill women? When are you trooning out? At first I just thought you were the regular Internet tough guy but now I know you are huge faggot as well. You must be the British cousin of Pat, Stalker Child.

Also, I don't see how the modern British man, especially you, are in any sort of position to criticize or be an example of masculinity since you know with all the grooming gang scandals, the trannies getting away with sexual assault and child pornography charges and the regular British man going to prison for calling a man in dress a man, that sounds to me like you guys are very much emasculated, where is that code of masculinity you claim to have?

Surely if you can stand up to a woman pretending to be a man then you must be standing up and doing something about those other issues, no? No because you won't do any of that while sitting in front of your computer in the middle of your government flat.

Here's is a little tip for you: A man, to prove his point in front of a woman, doesn't thinks of ways of scaring her. Only trannies, niggers and shitskins do that. Are you one of those?

I don't have to prove how masculine I am to a bunch of people online, unlike you who went: "oh I'm so-sorry I don't usually say this-s but pooners make want to go to the pu-pu-pub and scare them". That's some gayass shit.

You're a man because of your actions, your convictions, your morals and values, for the things you are willing to fight and defend. Not because you want to intimidate women in a bar. If you had actually met a pooner you wouldn't be typing those stupid posts.

People say that God doesn't punishes people twice, but in your case he did it four times. You're a faggot, a nigger, a retard and British. Probably fat too.

 

[FinnSven]

People say that God doesn't punishes people twice, but in your case he did it four times. You're a faggot, a nigger, a retard and British. Probably fat too

And you are from a third world country.

Ponce De Leon.

 

[luigismanslave]

you guys should try not being tremendous faggots, works for me

 

[Dr. Butt]

What's with all the 2022 and later users trying to do reddit gayops and extend le olive branch of soy to teh ebil turfs on their own forum? There's a few posters who really give off a "I Infiltrated The Forum With An IRL Kill Count To Try And Convert Nazis. Here's Why #IChooseViolence" glow.

 

[The Noticer]

What's with all the 2022 and later users trying to do reddit gayops and extend le olive branch of soy to teh ebil turfs on their own forum? There's a few posters who really give off a "I Infiltrated The Forum With An IRL Kill Count To Try And Convert Nazis. Here's Why #IChooseViolence" glow.

What the fuck are you even talking about?

 

[Dr. Butt]

What the fuck are you even talking about?

Newer users trying to change minds about troons or fat people or munchies, but who also sound like they just want screenshots to write their article about how gossip forum users are hate-filled demons who need to be terf-punched or whatever. Like that Queen of the Autists person.

 

[teriyakiburns]

What the fuck are you even talking about?

You mean you didn't notice?

 

[The Noticer]

Newer users trying to change minds about troons or fat people or munchies, but who also sound like they just want screenshots to write their article about how gossip forum users are hate-filled demons who need to be terf-punched or whatever. Like that Queen of the Autists person.

I don't know who you're referring to, but it seems like it would be easier for them to just post "kill all niggers Lmao" and screenshot that instead of whatever you're talking about

 

[AfghanBlue]

And you are from a third world country.

Ponce De Leon.

Wait I thought you were actually from Finland? And not just from the username. Maybe I'm mixing you up with someone else.

(But, yeah the twixt-user kickings off are totally unnecessary and should stop. I don't really know how they even got going tbh)


Anyway. To get back on topic, India Willoughby has studiously ignored poor old Green party Perv Mollys attempts to draw him into forming a political party via tweeting at him, and is taking the old tried and true method of cluttering up the timline with any amount of distracting shit, a bit of desperate Euros pontifictaion, and of course the classic dose of JKR anti propaganda retweets.
Basically he is still one foot enough on planet earth to realise that the unemployed Scottish troon is a bad look : honestly it was 50/50 wether he was gona make that choice.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

[scrotal sperging]

This gay little scenario would backfire hideously. All it would do is send the pooner scampering to her social media to gush about the heckin' manly and ~affirming~ thing that just happened to her! The way to utterly destroy a pooner is to 1) also be a woman and 2) in your friendliest gal-pal voice hit her with a "cute top! I have one just like it but in green!" or, if you want to go nuclear: "Your pixie cut looks sooo gorgeous! Really accentuates how delicate your jawline is!"

So if you get in a fight with a pooner and you can see they have that distinctive arm/leg scar, all you gotta do is rip off the rot dog for an automatic win?

If you see the scar, she's already lost.

Regarding Rowling's refusal to coddle fatties: I've never read Harry Potter but I've read the Strike books and it's pretty evident Joanne is turned off by porkers. Sometimes sympathetic characters are a little chubby, which is only mentioned in passing, but when villainous characters are fat it's described in much more lurid, disgusting detail (the seventh book in particular has a very memorable fat rapist). The protagonist is mildly overweight for most of the series which he obviously hates and feels ashamed of until he goes on a diet in the latest book (basically, Rowling's not going to let him fuck the Mary Sue self-insert without losing the extra pounds first). My hunch is that Rowling is "fatphobic" in the sense that she's grossed out by morbid obesity and who can blame her, that shit is almost as gross as troonery.

 

[stupid frog]

The way to utterly destroy a pooner is to 1) also be a woman and 2) in your friendliest gal-pal voice hit her with a "cute top! I have one just like it but in green!" or, if you want to go nuclear: "Your pixie cut looks sooo gorgeous! Really accentuates how delicate your jawline is!"

I'm sure standing next to one can also mog them.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

No one cares about us!1! sneed

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"She's actively putting the money she gets from Harry Potter... sales directly to harming trans people." Citation needed

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[Gorillion others]

No one cares about us!1! sneed
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A bunch of men complaining about a woman being successful. So progressive, you gheys

 

[stupid frog]

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Based cringe faggot lmao