Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

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What a swell guy, something bad happens to Elon so he's happy. Even an autistic like Elon can see how two faced Roy is. He didn't get what he wanted so anytime Elon has a bad idea/luck etc it's great and Roy wants to gloat. Then still thinks he can suck up for a job.

Those Tesla houses scare me, but that's not here nor there. We all know what Roy means when he's worried about housing and stuff give him the Biltmore and everyone else can fucking die (aside his slaves).

I can't wait for his hit pieces I mean I will wait because Roy is lazy guy and we have been promised things that haven't happened for decades with the good doofus.

Be nice if this sabre rattle gets his former employer and the agency to clap back just so they don't have to see him on retweets.

The burden of proof is overwhelmingly covered by his Twitter, let alone any juicy internal emails Vanguard has. God I'd love if he used his work email for OBA shit. Would be peak Roy.

I was thinking about all this lunacy and how Roy never has been able to finish a project.

We are not level 8 business pros. But we are kiwis and we know Roy has a grudge against many people! Including the Philadelphia police department. We even have an officers name and rough date

Well to prove the racist cops are evil and Roy needs that money feom his lawsuit, I propose we get a FOIA.

We will be able to get Roy and his lawsuit started soon he's going to be rich. It's public record and that's quite ok at the farms.

Roy should be very thankful we are doing the leg work for free for him. Not at all nervous this could backfire and make him look to be a loon. He's a level 69 Plymouth rock and can throw fire balls in real life.
 
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Roy seems like a mirror-Spock image of Doctress Neutopia, a net.kook from the days of Usenet. She preached the Lovolution, which included universal basic income, free love, arcologies...and herself in charge, of course.

The sad part is, once people took a personal interest in her, it became evident that every aspect of her ideology was motivated by her terrible life. She wanted to live in an arcology because her electricity kept getting shut off. She wanted universal basic income so that she wouldn't starve. With free love and political power, she would have friends.

The analogy to Roy is obvious. The main distinctions are:
  • Doctress Neutopia had an actual doctorate. It was in education and was basically worthless, but it still beats Roy's pair of jacks.
  • She seemed more good-hearted and generous than Roy. Yeah, aspects of her belief system were obviously self-serving, but she really seemed to want good things for the world. She wasn't so greedy and grasping.
  • She actually created some art. It wasn't my thing, but she had technique.
She was mocked by a group called the Monster Truck Neutopians, who sought to implement the Lovolution through barbecue, beer, and (of course) monster trucks. Occasionally funny, occasionally a-loggy, mostly harmless, these people sometimes paid her electric bill when she was going to be cold in Massachusetts. They were mostly unfunny oldfags, but they, like the Doctress, mainly meant well.

I can't say we are the Monster Truck Neutopians to Roy's Doctress. Roy simply doesn't inspire that level of sympathy. However, once in a while, the good @Bassomatic and others offer Roy a chance to improve himself. He refuses it, of course, but I give you guys credit for trying.

I don't know that I have much of a point here, but the analogy just occurred to me and I thought I'd share it.
 
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Roy seems like a mirror-Spock image of Doctress Neutopia, a net.kook from the days of Usenet. She preached the Lovolution, which included universal basic income, free love, arcologies...and herself in charge, of course.

The sad part is, once people took a personal interest in her, it became evident that every aspect of her ideology was motivated by her terrible life. She wanted to live in an arcology because her electricity kept getting shut off. She wanted universal basic income so that she wouldn't starve. With free love and political power, she would have friends.

The analogy to Roy is obvious. The main distinctions are:
  • Doctress Neutopia had an actual doctorate. It was in education and was basically worthless, but it still beats Roy's pair of jacks.
  • She seemed more good-hearted and generous than Roy. Yeah, aspects of her belief system were obviously self-serving, but she really seemed to want good things for the world. She wasn't so greedy and grasping.
  • She actually created some art. It wasn't my thing, but she had technique.
She was mocked by a group called the Monster Truck Neutopians, who sought to implement the Lovolution through barbecue, beer, and (of course) monster trucks. Occasionally funny, occasionally a-loggy, mostly harmless, these people sometimes paid her electric bill when she was going to be cold in Massachusetts. They were mostly unfunny oldfags, but they, like the Doctress, mainly meant well.

I can't say we are the Monster Truck Neutopians to Roy's Doctress. Roy simply doesn't inspire that level of sympathy. However, once in a while, the good @Bassomatic and others offer Roy a chance to improve himself. He refuses it, of course, but I give you guys credit for trying.

I don't know that I have much of a point here, but the analogy just occurred to me and I thought I'd share it.
Roy’s philosophy of life is “I’m a genius, so gibs or you’re racist.”

That story makes me pine for the old days of the internet, where everything, even trolling, had a touch of humanity to it
 
Awww shucks @AprilRains . Got me feeling all bashful and shit.

In honor of that and the interesting story you shared I think I'll do a devil's advocate and play totally unqualified shrink.

Also, while I don't know of the proto cow you mentioned, while a sad story there's something about how troll groups make a persona that's always hilarious. Grilling and monster trucks as the path to the future, is just great comedy and foil to someone's utopia ideals.

That's actually sweet they kept her warm in dark hours. Way different than the a logs of today paying honest to God horrors and threats for e clout. Keeping the heat on for your favorite harmless laughing stock is one thing but these idiots who pay pedos for phone calls etc grossed me out.

Times change, unlike Roy.

With that out of the way, my totally biased unrealistic and no research based devil's advocacy for Dr. Roy.

Roy like many has dreams of fame wealth and power. Most who lust after this are aware it's hard work, the rich idle are a very small group with in the group of the rich and powerful.

Roy seems unaware of this, perhaps indoctrination from a family member, bad professor or his chosen media outlets.

So the idea of a CEO is going to suck him in as we know before the Musk incident and after he dropped out of college first time (unaware why) he admitted to working menial jobs. Roy was the working stiff dead end a lot of 20 somethings have that period.

Roy then somehow ends up making a complete fool of himself in front of Elon becoming world famous in a bad way.

This would cause lots of anger and Elon both didn't do what he wanted but didn't go "wow kid you got drive" and at least let him explain. Hence Roy is freniemes with Elon. He still wants in his good graces but when Elon's chips are down Roy gloats.

Roy has for some reason and it seems he has a narcissistic streak left the work force for a long time.

Somehow he gets it into his head to try college again, and confusing to myself more than anyone Roy both graduated and managed a broker license, one frankly id estimate I'd need 6 months to study and still wouldn't promise my fellows a first time pass.

Roy made it in and quickly learned entry level brokers aren't the wolf of wall Street. This confuses and angers him. Hence the firm idea that winds up getting him sanctioned and fired. Instead of a wake up call what a broker is, he feels ok I traded a few shares I can manage a hedge fund of billions. Dunning Kruger much?

Dejected we all can agree Roy's anger is growing. He tries to act like a victim, because it's his best way to defend his behavior. He just can't own up he failed at the basic levels when he wants to be the top.

Roy seems to be very out of touch with trends and society. Part of it is due to his clear social problems, guy can't string a sentence together.

I've joked about it before but meant with some honesty he's like a 2010 SJW (and I feel cringe even using that term anymore) and feels if he points out he's not white he gets anything he wants. Double that with him being angry and thinking it's "okay" to insult whites and the United States he's going to use the punching bags he can safely from Twitter.

His anger also comes from shame. There's no way even with his narcissistic traits he's not looking in the mirror with a burning hate. Sure he's got a huge ego thinking honestly he's qualified to do much of anything let alone run major corps of he's worthy of the title Dr. But at times for all narcs, the mask slips.

The people who make him see the real him seem to be the biggest foes. It's probably why he's so mad at his family despite them paying the bills. A simple "so uhh why don't you flip burgers to help out?" Would remind him how much a drain he is and send him into anger mode.(Id like to side note there are still active mailroom CEOs out there so it's more proof Roy lacks hustle.) I assume this is probably why we have the philly police grudge as well. Roy snapped after being told a blunt truth. The fact the police showed up, random ass people got mixed up in his family drama is embarrassing.

Any of us would be devastated to have cops show up and have to explain why they were in a shouting match. They did their job and made sure there was no chance of violence. But still put yourself in the shoes of someone fighting with the wife and the cops show up. Everyone sees, the rumors, fear of jail etc.

Instead of owning up and growing Roy lashes out. It's also why he keeps a "not" hit list. I've warned him before and will so again. This is a terrible idea for someone who's had run ins with glowies.

Roy won't tell us the truth why he bumped into feds but I highly doubt it's just being cringe in front of Elon like he claimed . His COVID concentration camp idea was after fed visit and might have got someone a knock. So it's still a mystery.

The time I really felt pity for Roy was at the music open house. I've given a pretty good explanation of how to get into the industry in the exact city he wants to. How to and doing are two way different things I know. But we saw him there recording himself just sitting off to the side like a goomba.

He claims music is a passion but doesn't do anything towards it. Every corner in the hood in Philly got some kid handing out CDs and cards with his sound cloud info. When I say kid I mean it too like 16 years old biking to the gallery (a center city mall) to try to get his raps heard after school.

In any of the jobs he wants he needs a network. He seems hell bent on burning bridges and then demanding things.

I honestly keep hands off aside showing a few co-workers roy. I have no desire to reach out to FINRA or Vanguard, tell my employer to black list him etc. I'm pretty lazy and retarded so dunno if and when I'll get to the FOIA.

No one is out to harm him, he is his worst enemy by far. I wouldn't lie if a Vanguard co worker saw this stuff and shows up, we'd have both hearty keks and a new Roy meltdown.

This is getting long even for my posts but really Roy seems to bounce back between shame based anger and an ego based high. The cross over is when we get the juicy stuff because he really thinks he can do it better with out understanding what it is.

I don't want to call him bi polar because we get two different highs one positive (time to open my own stock exchange) and one negative (white people did 9/11)

I'm sure he feels he can tell you how to build a better Tesla but if you asked will it use AC or DC he will become confused and lash out.

He's over emotional and has dreams of greatness and is in a rush being older. His tips rank rage quits also show me he's a dangerous fit for a broker. He'd take your retirement and gamble it on Doge coin or another meme during a rally.

I don't think Roy's a threat, when I claim he will go pajeet postal and all it's clearly for humor. He's harmless unless your his family then he's just a drain to the wallet and he's definitely a danger to any corp he ends up running, well at least to the shareholders lol.

I guess I'll be fair and since a rule of lolcows they keep doing same damn thing and never change. How to unfuck your life as Roy.

Step one : get any job.
Step two: look what's needed for a city clerk or dmv gig maybe USPS.
Step three: apply non stop

Government employees don't make bank but they esp in Philadelphia pride themselves on not working your mid 40s so could pull a pension and SS by retirement age.

Since you won't do Jack shit at you job you can do what ever you want to hustle. Lastly gov forgives loans to their employees after 10 years.

Move the FUCK out of your family abode when income becomes secure. Doesn't even matter if a bad area gets out for your own sake of responsibility and respect.

Take down your retarded blog and Vishnu kill list ffs.

Give up on grudges more you spaz out less chance a "sorry FINRA I fucked up can I try again" will work. Normally they allow a minor strike but you made it so much worse with your behavior.

There, a plan that lets you retire, on time,with dignity.

PS I want my interview fatty.
 
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Roy without a shadow of a doubt in my mind has Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Let's look at the DSM-V's definition of NPD - bear in mind you only need 5 of these for a diagnosis, Roy has all 9:

  • A grandiose sense of self-importance (exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
  • Preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
  • Believing that they are "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
  • Requiring excessive admiration
  • A sense of entitlement (unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with their expectations)
  • Being interpersonally exploitative (taking advantage of others to achieve their own ends)
  • Lacking empathy (unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others)
  • Often being envious of others or believing that others are envious of them
  • Showing arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
The Mayo Clinic has a more detailed list, again Roy hits these out of the park:

Symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder and how severe they are can vary. People with the disorder can:

  • Have an unreasonably high sense of self-importance and require constant, excessive admiration.
  • Feel that they deserve privileges and special treatment.
  • Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements.
  • Make achievements and talents seem bigger than they are.
  • Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate.
  • Believe they are superior to others and can only spend time with or be understood by equally special people.
  • Be critical of and look down on people they feel are not important.
  • Expect special favors and expect other people to do what they want without questioning them.
  • Take advantage of others to get what they want.
  • Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others.
  • Be envious of others and believe others envy them.
  • Behave in an arrogant way, brag a lot and come across as conceited.
  • Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office.
At the same time, people with narcissistic personality disorder have trouble handling anything they view as criticism. They can:

  • Become impatient or angry when they don't receive special recognition or treatment.
  • Have major problems interacting with others and easily feel slighted.
  • React with rage or contempt and try to belittle other people to make themselves appear superior.
  • Have difficulty managing their emotions and behavior.
  • Experience major problems dealing with stress and adapting to change.
  • Withdraw from or avoid situations in which they might fail.
  • Feel depressed and moody because they fall short of perfection.
  • Have secret feelings of insecurity, shame, humiliation and fear of being exposed as a failure.
 
@Bassomatic , I respect what you're trying to do for Roy here, but I fear I can't agree with your conclusions. Like a good devil's advocate, you are emphasizing the best points for your client, but I think there are other facts which cast things in a different light, at least for me.

Roy didn't hustle for multiple decades as far as I can tell, or at least not to any effect. I believe he cited some dismal figures for his total income during that time, and it amounted to well under $10K per year. Not only did he not advance in his career, he would barely have done any paying work in that time. Lean years can be a fact of life, but lean decades, especially when he had a wife and child to provide for? That's a disgrace.

There was no reason for Elon to praise Roy's drive. All Roy did was demand something for free, for no good reason. There's no hustle there, just as he has none now. He's just lazy, dumb, and presumptuous.

As for his degree and license, there's no way he didn't cheat his way into both. Remember how he whines that people call him shady? When that many people think you're sketchy, you are. That's how he lost out on his one chance to make it. He did sketchy, shameful stuff. How could he possibly have mastered the material to get a series legitimately? He can't even write a few paragraphs without fucking it up.

I'll also notice that Roy has gotten a lot of attention from law enforcement. You argue that he's harmless. I am not so sure. His rage and his fantasies of magical revenge on others who are doing better than he is tell me a different story. The only thing that makes him less harmful is his laziness, and a minute of rage could overcome that. His wife and child would be the likeliest targets for his anger.

I despise Roy, and I don't feel a dram of sympathy for him. He did all of this to himself, then doubled down on it. My only hope is that he only harms himself.
 
Has anyone responded to or engaged with Roy off one of his Twitter rants in the history of ever?
 
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Has anyone responded to or engaged with Roy off one of his Twitter rants in the history of ever?
He'll occasionally get weens responding to him on Twitter. I remember about a year or so ago he called out someone who was liking a bunch of his tweets. It's sort of hard to engage with someone who constantly turns off comments on every social media account he has.
 
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Has anyone responded to or engaged with Roy off one of his Twitter rants in the history of ever?
He did get dog piled about simping for Diddy.

Hmm narcissistic personality does match up well with Roy. I'm not an expert on it but sure hit the marks. He's very much the traditional narc not a covert style.

I guess for my time on the farms I'm a pretty bad armchair shrink either way I do thank you for the diagnosis and also to April rains for the retort, I tend to agree Roy's well worse than I lead on I just thought if you or I woke up in his life how to fix it not involving a rope and stool.

I really do think a pleb government job would be kind of a good fit for Roy. I know the city is hiring esp prison guards apparently they are all becoming Indian and the city is paying killer for them. It's also fast track to LEO jobs but Roy's probably too old to move over that line. I actually met a guy thru a friend who works at our big city jail (cfcf where meek "I'm filled with skeet" Mills was or in hood slang for our area since Roy is a rapper, the F.) he's waiting for a transfer to Marshall's service and prison job is easy he reads a book makes sure no one acts a fool and hands out bologna sandwiches.

I know this will hurt his narc ego more than pointing out he's fat or, poor. But, Roy is below average all around at best. A job where he can be a micro tyrant would make him pretty happy and it's funny his ego is what keeps him from making me wait another 3 hours at the DMV just because I have a nice jacket on.

Being self destructive is typical narc behavior.

What I meant by him expecting something from Musk was he thinks no one else has these cajones it'll impress senpai. To be fair Elon is quite atypical for a CEO, Roy in his mind thought he'll go damn son you're asking me like that you must be the real deal hop on board.

Little more theory crafting if I bump into Elon ever what would I say? I openly admit I have mixed feelings about him I'm pretty unimpressed with Tesla cars but, be nice to have his # you know?

After introduction etc I'd probably chat about cars and mention I've been in a Tesla really impressed with the on demand power, no need to hunt for right rev range . Then ask him if he ever took up that guy who wanted him to drive his model S with a Corvette swap. Mention in helping a buddy with a electric swap on an OG VW bug and sadly even the 3# motors are a bit too big and we're looking at nissan leaf parts.

You know treat him like a person. He's a tismo by his own admissions and he's fabulously wealthy getting in his or anyone's good graces isn't sucking up or asking for a favor.

Roy has had the chance to meet and even befriend Elon and he blew it.

I also think Roy's a danger towards his family because his mental illness, has cost them so much. They are at the mercy of his family, no promises of a roof over the head.

I don't know about any of you but if you ever have had that gut worry of "can I keep staying here? Where will I go? Who's got a spare couch?" You know it sucks and it's shameful.

Roy is too stupid and selfish to even think that, his family? They live it in and out. I'm sure they have been told just because Roy is a failure we won't punish you, but still as the loon keeps having police and alphabet agents show up you wonder and worry .

Holy shit he went to the shareholders meeting? Well now we know where the money he made (about 50k) has been going trips and a stock to get closer to senpai. Where is Elon's security team? Better question for a dude like him why isn't he on the no fly list? People have been out on that for jokes using the gamer word. Roy has said he used magic to kill a woman's child because he doesn't get enough views on YT.

I can't picture the high Roy was on thinking a shareholders meeting is a big deal. Pro tip if you have to pay to go you're not important.

The reality of this is a dark comedy. Roy is waddling around a shareholders meeting with no grasp or, dog in the fight thinking he's a big shot next to people whom have staked their future to musk's firm.

Did he even talk to anyone there or just sit and soak it up?
 
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Has anyone responded to or engaged with Roy off one of his Twitter rants in the history of ever?
catching up on him, this is what struck me. He's got near zero engagement. No likes, no comments and barely any views- most of whom probably come from KF

people spend vastly more time writing posts about him here (long ones, too!) than anyone else thinks about him on the internet- and possibly in his life.
 
catching up on him, this is what struck me. He's got near zero engagement. No likes, no comments and barely any views- most of whom probably come from KF

people spend vastly more time writing posts about him here (long ones, too!) than anyone else thinks about him on the internet- and possibly in his life.
@me you fucking coward :P

Yeah, I won't be long for once (so I claim/lie) I'm not the most active on this site, I just have my niche cows that suck me in, the blackosphere ADF etc. Roy hits close to home, as he fakes what I am.

Now I said I won't get long, but so many problems in our industry for a lot of reasons, Roy is not only the problem he gets a boner over them he wants to be the bad stereotype, not a cut throat capitalist, like Gordon Gecko, near Darwinist.

He's a fucking leech, who acts like he's the M&A cut throat gutting corps for a few pennies and a brand name. He jerks off the idea of hurting people for the power, not understanding debt creep total worth etc. I won't get into the ethics or cost analysis of it, but it's not "just" greed that this stuff goes the way it does.

He's a real scum bag, who not just insulted what I've put my heart into in my area but my education, my life. He doesn't know what it's like living hard. I will not PL or turn this into my blog but I'm a nigga who been thru it and blessed.

Also what gets me, maybe like many cows he has dreams of power etc. But, no Roy's dream of "music" "hedges" etc fuck me Chris Chan put more music out than Roy....He's so lazy and weird. It sucks me in,

He's a faggot and I'm going to keep laughing at him and living my best life.
 
Slaves don't have any choice, Roy, that's how slavery works. You could log off, or at least stop posting stupid shit that makes people laugh at you. But no, Roy gotta be the victim.

Also slaves do work. Posting embarrassing things on Xitter is not work. But it does pay the same as slavery, I'll grant him that.
 
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