Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

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And when Roy wants to threaten people, he turns to rap, because he's racist:
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Roy is a fat man, narcissist and retard / Wants to be a baller but can't even work for Vanguard
Had a "breakdown", asking Elon for a job / Now he sits and eats curry as he morphs into a blob
10 years for a degree is his level of maturity / getting interviewed by glowies at Homeland Security
Tweaking out on video isn't very clever / now he's on the Farms, hey Roy - You're Here Forever
 
Roy is a fat man, narcissist and retard / Wants to be a baller but can't even work for Vanguard
Had a "breakdown", asking Elon for a job / Now he sits and eats curry as he morphs into a blob
10 years for a degree is his level of maturity / getting interviewed by glowies at Homeland Security
Tweaking out on video isn't very clever / now he's on the Farms, hey Roy - You're Here Forever
I can't be the only one who wants to see this as an Epic Rap Battle of History.
 
...and worse.
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But don't call him crazy!
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He's mentioned the idea of betting on his insanity. I wonder if the idiot understands that no one with any sense will lay a bet with an unspecified return or with no clear and fair way to determine the winner. Of course, it's Roy, so his idea is probably to claim victory and then wait for the money to roll in. Good luck with that, ya fat sped.

Am I overreacting when I voice the suspicion that he may actually snap soon? On the one hand, he's lazy and stupid. On the other, it doesn't take a lot of drive or smarts to do a @FuckYou and mess up someone's day. I hope someone in his family gets him in check before that happens.
 
...and worse.
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He's mentioned the idea of betting on his insanity. I wonder if the idiot understands that no one with any sense will lay a bet with an unspecified return or with no clear and fair way to determine the winner. Of course, it's Roy, so his idea is probably to claim victory and then wait for the money to roll in. Good luck with that, ya fat sped.

Am I overreacting when I voice the suspicion that he may actually snap soon? On the one hand, he's lazy and stupid. On the other, it doesn't take a lot of drive or smarts to do a @FuckYou and mess up someone's day. I hope someone in his family gets him in check before that happens.
"Am I not allowed freedom of speech?"
WTF are you doing right now?

Also, on the topic of mental health, he does realize that you don't need a certified diagnosis to call someone crazy, right? Like, that's just an observation of someone's behavior. If you act in a crazy manner, people will call you crazy. It's the "cringe" argument all over again.
 
Am I overreacting when I voice the suspicion that he may actually snap soon? On the one hand, he's lazy and stupid. On the other, it doesn't take a lot of drive or smarts to do a @FuckYou and mess up someone's day. I hope someone in his family gets him in check before that happens.
Well DHS and the Philly PD have both been concerned enough to take action against him before. If he's lucky they decided back then that he's all mouth and no trousers and aren't going to do anything, but there's no guarantee of anything. Plus remember the number of mass-killers/terrorists who were "on the radar" of the glowing ones and allowed to commit atrocities regardless.

Roy's never expressed any interest in firearms as far as I know, but it doesn't take much preparation to deploy the Truck of Peace. But on balance I suspect the most dangerous thing Roy can do is expose people to his personality.

Also, on the topic of mental health, he does realize that you don't need a certified diagnosis to call someone crazy, right? Like, that's just an observation of someone's behavior. If you act in a crazy manner, people will call you crazy. It's the "cringe" argument all over again.
It's something I've noticed in an acquaintance of mine who was a raging narcissist and went into psychosis. They think they're too smart/awesome to be crazy, even though on a deep level they know they are, so they appeal to authority - "You're not a psychiatrist, you don't have the qualifications to diagnose me as psychotic!" This is someone who thought the Knights Templar were hacking into their phone to steal their wizard powers. I asked them if they saw smoke and flames in their house and things started to get really hot, whether they would wait for the Fire Brigade to turn up before they decided whether the house was on fire, after all they're not a Fireman and are not professionally qualified to diagnose a house fire, or whether they would say "oh shit, my house is on fire" and do something about it right away. Sadly, that argument did not make them any smarter, but it sure made them angrier.
 
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Someone's having a tantrum. Did his door dash charged to his brothers credit card not come fast enough? Feds show up again because he's ranting?

The high of being near Elon kun worn off and now he's in a crash? There's a lot of reasons to be angry if you're Roy. #1 being the shit show you put yourself in. Ok actually there's really only one reason.

First off, I'm bringing out my Toby Mulligan joke again since Roy is talking about slavery. Unless this joke has worn out it's welcome (and you're free to tell me) I'm going to keep at it. The idea he's a slave because he doesn't get the tweets updoots he likes is insane.

I don't even have a Twitter or does Mrs bassomatic I do not think anyone in my direct family does. Only about 20% adults do. How is joining a website slavery?

It shows how cringe Roy is he as well as spoiled. You know that snot nosed kid who thinks honestly his parents are terrible for getting him a V6 mustang for his 16th and not the V8? That's how Roy feels not being liked on Twitter. He legitimately feels akin to slavery you know throwing people in chains tying them into a C tainer sending them over in a Rusty old boat to pick flowers, suck dick or have organs ripped out for the rich.

Gross Roy. Slavery is very real and you feel the same as a trafficking victim because your dumb tweets don't get you rich.

He keeps quoting sec 230. Has nothing to fucking do with laughing at tweets even. He almost sounds like one of those sov civs. You know the guys who think it's legal to drive drunk with no plates because of British boat laws from 1526 or some shit.

Roy was proven to have defrauded his employer. I dunno Roy, I gotta give the W to the white supremacists this time. A dirty fat non white stealing and trying to leech off the white man's hard work is legitimately your life story. You make the neo Nazis right Roy, that's gross.

Social media is terrorism? You never heard of ISIS? For a level 235 plutonium. I'm kinda shocked you don't know of them or boko haram,the Aryan brotherhood or the KKK.

Here we go with the death threats again. If this country has no laws Roy, why did you need to finish college to take your series? Why did FINRA sanction you? Why do we have police?why can't I drive 55?... Ugh sorry on that pun been in a van Halen mood lately.

Why should a group that deals with Intel and stuff deal with housing and food? Fuck me why not tweet the department of energy about what I think should happen in Palestine.

Roy doesn't work so he doesn't pay taxes. I frankly don't care what a jobless loser who can't provide for himself thinks but you'd think he could at least tweet the right agency.

Why is Roy not asking for jobs or stuff but free shit? I thought he was a go getter? Like that a Nvidia dude who pointed out he used to scrub toilets now he's a CEO. He's also, not white.

Philadelphia has gotten safer objectively. While I've talked about it before and there's still nasty areas shootings are down crime is down Kensington is getting scrubbed slowly but surely. This is coming from a city that's LOSING people... Mostly young middle class educated people. Shit is normally a death blow. While that probably will sneak up in a few years as of now place is doing better.

Roy is clearly mentally ill and quite racist. I'm sure he saw a black and needed to tweet the guys who look for terrorist cells in communities because he needs a 24/7 swat team to round up the local negros for existing.

Id say if you don't like the city, move. I did just that. But I pay my own bills. So I am not stuck where my parents choose to live unlike Roy.

Oh man more weak raps! Does MC Basso aka rape dungeon dawg, aka beef squash glockie, aka chicken arson kill , gotta throw bars back?

I love how he tries to copyright on fucking Twitter. I'm glad you reposted his stupid rhymes that are public domain and FUCKING WEAK.

You'd think someone interested in the music biz would know this stuff.

Go on send null another tantrum dcma and get buck broken again Toby.

Oh man another long tweet list. You guys covered it pretty well. But remember Roy himself said he suffers from depression, a mental illness. He can't keep his lies straight. He also claims he's had break downs both in front of Elon and afterwards. A sign of mental health being bad.

Id pay for Roy to see a shrink. This is a man who's too chicken to do an interview where HE picks the questions. He won't take it up.

First off is Roy working again? If so it explains his anger from broker to lawn care or whatever entry shit he's doing but we know he's lying having a friend.

Calling other people ignorant, wait who fakes a PhD? Just posted they never heard of terrorism doesn't understand section 230 and the list goes on. Roy is in his own little isolated dream world. He's unaware of reality.

Total reddit death is pretty based NGL. Roy thinks freedom of speech is only for him what are we doing calling him cringe? Do we not have it do the whites at reddit not have it only Roy?

Speaking of that Toby, you fat faggot and awful father and husband. I'm not on your pajeet death note and you don't even hate on the farms.

I'm hurt bro, deeply.

Edit: formatting, and id like to address Toby, get your Vanguard video done I can't wait for that laugh.
 
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Was going to wait until getting some more information until sharing this, but with Roy's recent proclamation of Total Reddit Death™, I figured I'd add some context.

About three months ago, somebody decided to create a Roy Philipose subreddit, which can be found here. Discussion mostly centered around stuff already discussed in this thread, until user u/DaanoneNL decided to share some previously lost Roy Philipose media with the masses...

A Very Young Roy Breakdancing In Front of a Buescreen (1992)


and also.....

COLLEGE TRUTH 1 ("School 2")



All this old material being dug up obviously got Roy's attention, leading him to write this strongly worded letter (now deleted):
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Funnily enough, though, Reddit did take down one of the posts sharing his videos:
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In true Roy fashion, he also sent DaanoneNL a PM telling asking for his real name and employer (guess how that worked). He also owes Roy $10k per embarrassing old video uploaded:
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The subreddit moderator also recieved some special messages:
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Can't say I expect this to last for long, given that Reddit is Reddit, but it's always funny and interesting to see others in the wild interact with Roy. Hopefully Dan gets the chance to upload his remaining collection before that happens.

Edit: DaanoneNL, if you're reading this, we'd be more than happy for you to share what you have here. The Farms is much more resilient to bs takedown requests.
 
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Was going to wait until getting some more information until sharing this, but with Roy's recent proclamation of Total Reddit Death™, I figured I'd add some context.

About three months ago, somebody decided to create a Roy Philipose subreddit, which can be found here. Discussion mostly centered around stuff already discussed in this thread, until user u/DaanoneNL decided to share some previously lost Roy Philipose media with the masses...

A Very Young Roy Breakdancing In Front of a Buescreen (1992)
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This is fucking hysterical. Thank you, Roy, without your pissbaby tantrum about Reddit, I never would have seen this. Welcome to the world of the Streisand Effect.
 
Funnily enough, 50% of Roy Philipose's physical form phasing rapidly in and out of existence while jiving poorly for five minutes in the early nineties to Bobby Brown was not on my bingo card for this year. Can you believe it? And I check the sheet over a few times to make really sure.

I cannot wait for the vaporwave edits of this. It's 90% of the way there already.
 
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