💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

[️ronic]

Well, guys, I did some digging anyways, and holy shit, Roy had a rap career.
Check out these sick beats:
https://www.sonicbids.com/band/royls/audio/
I attached some copies in case the songs get taken down.

Spoiler: screenshot of his old music label website

edit (again, incase the page goes down):

Spoiler: picture

 

[murgatroid]

And they say ignorance is bliss. He sounded like he was about to cry in the Elon Musk video and multiple times in the video response 5 years later.

I like that his damage control was that he meant to ask Elon Musk for a sales position, not to be CEO. That still would have been an entirely inappropriate time to ask that.

I feel bad for his parents. I imagine they are first generation and were able to work hard and were smart enough to become middle class but were unfortunate to have a kid who was a total dumbass. (Or aspie judging by his totally inappropriate interactions with seemingly everyone who has the misfortune of coming into social contact with him) Regardless you have to be pretty dumb to go to college for 12 years to earn an associate's degree and pay 180k, whether or not you have Asperger's or not.

He seems to come from a middle class background but in one of his raps he says he lives in the ghetto and his dad has to sell *something unintelligible* every day.

Thank you Ronic for sharing those peaks into the mind of a level 2 super genius. I find it somewhat of note in that entire bloated index he doesn't mention women once. I bet he's a virgin.

 

[Coin Ops]

Roy posted a statement about the 2014 incident that made him Internet-famous. Not exactly moving on with his life.

• He says that he "accidentally" asked for a CEO or board position when he really meant to ask for a retail position. This is his basis for repeatedly complaining that people made "assumptions" that he wanted to be CEO and didn't ask him directly to clarify things...even though he had straight up asked to be CEO on video.
  
• He rants about PewDiePie being a "fucking reject" and a "dumb motherfucker."
• After insisting that he isn't a "fruitcake," he calls his "harassers" "motherfuckers" for stating otherwise.
• He admits that he is not a "super genius," which is the sanest thing I've ever seen him say.
  
• At 7:12 he briefly calls out Kiwi Farms specifically by name.
• He claims he's looking for a lawyer to sue various websites and Internet personalities for making fun of him.

The way he says "Mm'kay" hits that sweet spot between condescending and insecure. Oh wait, he removed the video. Ha.

 

[️ronic]

And they say ignorance is bliss. He sounded like he was about to cry in the Elon Musk video and multiple times in the video response 5 years later.

I like that his damage control was that he meant to ask Elon Musk for a sales position, not to be CEO. That still would have been an entirely inappropriate time to ask that.

I feel bad for his parents. I imagine they are first generation and were able to work hard and were smart enough to become middle class but were unfortunate to have a kid who was a total dumbass. (Or aspie judging by his totally inappropriate interactions with seemingly everyone who has the misfortune of coming into social contact with him) Regardless you have to be pretty dumb to go to college for 12 years to earn an associate's degree and pay 180k, whether or not you have Asperger's or not.

He seems to come from a middle class background but in one of his raps he says he lives in the ghetto and his dad has to sell *something unintelligible* every day.

Thank you Ronic for sharing those peaks into the mind of a level 2 super genius. I find it somewhat of note in that entire bloated index he doesn't mention women once. I bet he's a virgin.

He might be middle class, but trust me, Roy despises the middle class. According to Roy, middle classsians, as he puts them, are selfish people who only look out for themselves.

And BTW, he's married, but with no children mentioned in the book (and considering that sex is all one big hustle), I like to believe that the virginity question is still up in the air.

 

[Cato]

The way he says "Mm'kay" hits that sweet spot between condescending and insecure. Oh wait, he removed the video. Ha.

The video hasn't been removed (as of the moment I'm submitting this post, at least). It just doesn't have playback enabled as an embedded link; you have to click through to youtube to see it.

 

[Marvin]

And BTW, he's married,

Really? Now this is interesting. I wonder if it's another kengle situation. Or this guys parents probably arranged for some poor girl from back home to marry him.

 

[️ronic]

Really? Now this is interesting. I wonder if it's another kengle situation. Or this guys parents probably arranged for some poor girl from back home to marry him.

Kengle situation?

 

[Marvin]

Kengle situation?

Kengle had a mail order bride. She divorced him and we really don't know much about her. It's very mysterious.

 

[️ronic]

Kengle had a mail order bride. She divorced him and we really don't know much about her. It's very mysterious.

Huh.

While we're on the topic of Roy's marage, there was an arc where his wife wanted to go to church on Sundays, but Roy thought the idea was dumb. He thinks that chirch goers ask for too much and do too little. You see, Roy wants to build his own church.

Which leads me to excerpt 8: Those lazy negroes:

Here I am trying to build my own church. And this one wants to go to the outside service. One thing Have noticed over the years, especially this last year, is that the poor are usually the ones that pray the most I might be wrong on that, but when I mean pray is that they physically come to church and gather to celebrate worship.......
[further down the page]
When today, I see African-Americans going to church and in worship it reminds me that they might be suffering the most, That no one told them. God doesn't just want you to pray to him, he wants you to go out and do his work.

 

[Strelok]

Really? Now this is interesting. I wonder if it's another kengle situation. Or this guys parents probably arranged for some poor girl from back home to marry him.

He made it to America. For a lot of girls there that is literally the only checkbox they need ticked because the alternative is getting dysentery or dying in an actual race riot, not the autistic screeching people here keep calling race riots, especially if they're from the western parts or if she is a lower caste.

 

[️ronic]

Listen up guys, because I have some sweet offers for you.
Need some inspiration in your life? Well, you're in luck then! For the low, low price of $1000, Roy will speak at your next event:

Spoiler

Motivation not your thing? Consultations more your taste? Well, you won't want to miss out on this bargain! At an affordable rate of just $200 an hour, Roy will consult you on a whole variety of subjects!

Spoiler

screenshots taken from archive of royalus.com

Might as well archive the rest of the site (saved from 2008 ):

Spoiler: home

Spoiler: about us

Spoiler: contact

Spoiler: books

some content on this page was probably lost

Spoiler: Future Capitalist

Spoiler: design

Spoiler: invest

Spoiler: music

Spoiler: press

Spoiler: personal

Excerpt 9: Roy likes singing:
(this'll probably explain his rap career)

But I stopped going [to church] when I was seventeen. Damn, that was a big year for me. That year was when I also discovered I liked music and the entertainment field. Where I lip-synched in a personal music video in a college fair. It was fun and I took it seriously.... Damn, How come no one came up to me and said, "Hey, your future might be in music, self-educate yourself and go for it." Sorry, not one person said anything.

(the frowny-face may have been my addition)

Hey guys, Roy was a musical.ly star before it was cool. After all, if it wasn't for this experience, we wouldn't have the fantastic Roy-LS.

 

[AprilRains]

If you need someone to come up to you and tell you what your calling is, you're not the genius you think you are, Roy.

 

[️ronic]

Excerpt 10: Those annoying relatives:

A while back, Renu's [his wife] retired relatives came over. And today now they have said something to the effect of "us not having a job." And in typical Indian gossip fashion, word got around that we were "broke and jobless." They called relatives in India and talked about it. Then the Indian relatives called up her parents, and it got back to us here in the States. So I called both of her relatives up at night, just to let them know, "Roy ain't so hopeless." I had a nice chat with them. One thought I was drunk, the other was upset I had called late night. Both acted as if nothing was said. You want to know what my job is? Fine, my job right now is, "Not to listen to you guys anymore"

Sick burn, there.

You know, I almost felt sorry for you here, Roy.
Personally, I don't think that that is the kind of phone call that a sober person would make, but HEY, that's just my opinion on the mater. On the bright side, if you were hoping to get those relatives off your back, I can pretty much guarantee it that they won't be visiting you anytime soon.

 

[Acrid]

Further proof that the majority of people offering life coaching services are the last ones you'd want to take advice from.

 

[️ronic]

It's been established that Roy doesn't have the best grammar, but goddamn, what the fuck is this sentence?:

Remember, when you attend school, you are guaranteeing the school to be in better shape, not you.

Don't be throwing those paradoxes at me, Roy.

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Excerpt 11: Roy doesn't know how education works (again):

Remember, unless the college is going to guarantee that you are going to be successful, then forget it... Investors don't work that way. ... If you try college and it doesn't work out, then let it go...

This probably explains why it took you so long to get an associates... and why you're in so much debt.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

... free initial consultation by phone....

 

[Particle Bored]

Excerpt 9: Roy likes singing:
(this'll probably explain his rap career)

(the frowny-face may have been my addition)

Hey guys, Roy was a musical.ly star before it was cool. After all, if it wasn't for this experience, we wouldn't have the fantastic Roy-LS.

"I lip-synced... Why did no one praise my musicianship?"

Lol wtf?

 

[Acrid]

His use of the redundant phrase "self-educate yourself" reminds me of this and I fucking love it.

 

[Wake me up]

@️ronic Roy writes a lot about his life in his biography/memoir. So far we have heard about phone calls, family telling him he needs to get a job, etc. Does anything you've seen so far happen to be worthy of a biography?

What I mean is, imagine this book is actually written by Steve Jobs. From this perspective, would any of what you've read so far actually be meaningful in some way, if this was Steve Jobs' life instead? Or would it still be just random phone calls and karaoke bars or whatever?

Or is Philosoposer trying to do a "slice of life knowledge" where he takes the most bullshit events and then goes to extract and demonstrate great wisdom from them? Because so far it only sounds like a bunch of worthless disconnected stories with no meaning to them besides "look, I made this while I was alive".

My ultimate question is: why the fuck did he even sit down to write this shit in the first place?! Did he honestly think that telling the world about his drunk late-night calls would get people to think of him as a genius?! There must be something I'm missing here or am I just too for this cow?

 

[murgatroid]

My ultimate question is: why the fuck did he even sit down to write this shit in the first place?! Did he honestly think that telling the world about his drunk late-night calls would get people to think of him as a genius?! There must be something I'm missing here or am I just too for this cow?

He's a level 2 super genius, of course he thinks he should write the great novel of the 21st century. And he can add "author" to his dubious list of accomplishments.

Damn, he took down the video already? Comments were disabled on the video, he must be reading this thread. I can't wait for the video response to the video response to the elon musk video where he calls us a bunch of 'fruit cakes' who don't know his side of the story, mkay.