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Now, if you were in any way surprised by this, I will happily pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
 
I'm betting that Firefly gets canceled from RPGnet soon, on account of Whedon being tarred with the problematic brush, the protagonists are basically Confederate soldiers, and the Reavers are native Americans because... I have no idea why. It's just the argument I heard once.

Anyway, back to getting offended over innocuous minutiae on behalf of hypothetical people.
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In Firefly, Malcolm Reynolds fought for the Independent Planets which was a confederacy. The Union of Allied Plantes which he fought against was a "parliamentary republic." Additionally, the veterans who fought for the Independent Planets were often called "Brown Coats" which is similar to what CSA veterans were called which was "Grey Coats." The story likely was loosely inspired by the reconstruction period after the end of the civil war, but one has to recall that Firefly aired in 2002, which was before Jew media had completely retconned the civil war into a CSA bad Union good narrative.
 
A Greater Lantern Archon (Read: Arch-Angel) shows up and says "Oh, our bad, the Great God Buttfukker screwed up your junk. Hocuscadabra, I fixed your peener!" <Poof>

If the player bitches, show them the door.

Trying to make a trans/intersex/whatever PC in most high fantasy settings with magic is just really dumb. The only arc that such a character supports is gaining enough XP/gold to either become a wizard yourself or buy the services of one to cast Polymorph/whatever spell. I don't even know how you could even develop a 'trans identity' in a culture/setting where you can literally go have a wizard fix it.

In fact, all kinds of IdPol shit falls apart in the most basic bitch settings where you can magic up your race/sex/whatever with a wave of a wand.
 
Trying to make a trans/intersex/whatever PC in most high fantasy settings with magic is just really dumb. The only arc that such a character supports is gaining enough XP/gold to either become a wizard yourself or buy the services of one to cast Polymorph/whatever spell. I don't even know how you could even develop a 'trans identity' in a culture/setting where you can literally go have a wizard fix it.

In fact, all kinds of IdPol shit falls apart in the most basic bitch settings where you can magic up your race/sex/whatever with a wave of a wand.
The IdPol is just a means to an end. What they really want is for the world to give them attention and affirmation without having to do anything for it.
 
Lol, even when the bans aren't for wrong think, it seems like mods just look for reasons to issue out bans.
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To me, this just seems like back and forth arguing you'd normally see in a debate over entertainment.

Detractor: I don't like X and Y about this game.
Fan: Here's why X and Y aren't valid criticisms.
Fan: These are also criticisms I often see and why I think they're invalid.
 
Also, dude’s right. I play a lot of board games, and I’ve yet to play a new game with people and not have them misread, misunderstand, or misinterpret at least 1 rule, unless the game is something like Apples to Apples.

I’ve seen games with 1 half-sheet of rules get misunderstood simply due to a misplaced comma or due to not explaining things in the right order. Move up to a full RPG manual, and I’d guarantee at least one rule is being misused or misapplied.
 
Also, dude’s right. I play a lot of board games, and I’ve yet to play a new game with people and not have them misread, misunderstand, or misinterpret at least 1 rule, unless the game is something like Apples to Apples.

I’ve seen games with 1 half-sheet of rules get misunderstood simply due to a misplaced comma or due to not explaining things in the right order. Move up to a full RPG manual, and I’d guarantee at least one rule is being misused or misapplied.

Well, the problem is that the Apocalypse system basically lends itself to exactly one "correct" play style. If you try to do anything else with it, it doesn't work. The system "breaks" if you houserule it, because it's only made to do one thing.

It's sort of like the Burning Wheel system in that respect. It's great... If you want exactly what it is. And are willing to surrender your ego and freedom, because you can't tweak it. Even if you can, everyone will lose their shit and tell you you broke it.
 
Well, the problem is that the Apocalypse system basically lends itself to exactly one "correct" play style. If you try to do anything else with it, it doesn't work. The system "breaks" if you houserule it, because it's only made to do one thing.
This is entirely by design though, the Storygames crowd simultaneously hates the idea of genericish adaptable games, and the idea that the role playing part of the game doesn't need rules.
 
In Firefly, Malcolm Reynolds fought for the Independent Planets which was a confederacy. The Union of Allied Plantes which he fought against was a "parliamentary republic." Additionally, the veterans who fought for the Independent Planets were often called "Brown Coats" which is similar to what CSA veterans were called which was "Grey Coats." The story likely was loosely inspired by the reconstruction period after the end of the civil war, but one has to recall that Firefly aired in 2002, which was before Jew media had completely retconned the civil war into a CSA bad Union good narrative.
The show also had a conservative actor who said the n-word in a totally different movie and was nominally a Gamergate supporter.

Ergo, everyone in the show needs to be publicly drawn, hanged, quartered, and have their heads stuck on pikes.
 
Lol, even when the bans aren't for wrong think, it seems like mods just look for reasons to issue out bans.
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To me, this just seems like back and forth arguing you'd normally see in a debate over entertainment.

Detractor: I don't like X and Y about this game.
Fan: Here's why X and Y aren't valid criticisms.
Fan: These are also criticisms I often see and why I think they're invalid.
So, umm....no forum discussion on our forums? The "houserule to Monopoly" thing isn't a major problem (and not really a problem but a quirk) but it's enough of a thing. Usually, it's some normie who stumbled into a FLGS who remembers playing board games with mom and dad. Now, this isn't an issue in and of itself and it's how pretty much every tabletop guy got started. But because they want nerds to think they're cool (well, really it's an attempt to avoid "conflict") they don't bring up playing the games of their youth and slowly get unhappier because of all the weird nerd shit, never once suspecting that if they would just say "Yo, can we do Monopoly this time?" most tabletop folks (or at least the ones worth palling around with) would be happy to oblige. So they hear about houserules without understanding what they actually are and then no one's happy because it throws game balance out of whack.
 
if they would just say "Yo, can we do Monopoly this time?" most tabletop folks (or at least the ones worth palling around with) would be happy to oblige.
Eeeengh Monopoly was designed to be a chore to play and I don't know a single person who plays boardgames not published by Hasbro who would agree to play it.
 
Eeeengh Monopoly was designed to be a chore to play and I don't know a single person who plays boardgames not published by Hasbro who would agree to play it.
I mean, Mario Party also sucks but I have a friend who loves it so I occasionally play it with him. in the same spirit, if I knew someone who really just wanted to play a game of Monopoly, I probably would. Not at a game convention and not every week, but once at my (prior to Covid) biweekly game night? Sure. I think that’s what EnemyStand means.

Also, one of my favorite things someone pointed out to about Monopoly is that it’s a game that is so commonly and frequently house-ruled that not only does basically every person have their own set of rules they play by, almost no one has actually played the original game by the box rules. And by the actual rules in the box, the game is actually pretty cut-throat and competative... which is WHY it’s gotten so house ruled as a family game.
 
I mean, Mario Party also sucks
Yeah but only unintentionally. Monopoly is a fucking 3 hours long tedious chore on purpose. I have a feeling if you really did bust it out at your bi-weekly game night people would suddenly remember prior commitments.
 
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I mean, Mario Party also sucks but I have a friend who loves it so I occasionally play it with him. in the same spirit, if I knew someone who really just wanted to play a game of Monopoly, I probably would. Not at a game convention and not every week, but once at my (prior to Covid) biweekly game night? Sure. I think that’s what EnemyStand means.

Also, one of my favorite things someone pointed out to about Monopoly is that it’s a game that is so commonly and frequently house-ruled that not only does basically every person have their own set of rules they play by, almost no one has actually played the original game by the box rules. And by the actual rules in the box, the game is actually pretty cut-throat and competative... which is WHY it’s gotten so house ruled as a family game.
This is what I meant, yes. Playing Monopoly one night instead of Dead of Winter or Arkham Horror (both great games that take hours to set up and play) every now and then won't kill anyone, and if they genuinely like Monopoly Dude they'll do it every now and then before going back to Catan or Betrayal at House On the Hill next week. Tossing a guy a bone every now and then keeps gaming groups healthy and active, and people should respect the roots of their hobbies anyway.
 
Eeeengh Monopoly was designed to be a chore to play and I don't know a single person who plays boardgames not published by Hasbro who would agree to play it.
You keep Monopoly in your closet so you can haul it out at times like this.

Roads are frozen. Snow and ice. Cable and internet is spotty.

Monopoly can keep everyone busy for hours and everyone knows the rules and you can use whatever for the tokens.

I keep a copy of it in the basement for tornado warnings and the like.

It's a great "we need something that only has a 15% chance of causing fist-fights."
 
You keep Monopoly in your closet so you can haul it out at times like this.

Roads are frozen. Snow and ice. Cable and internet is spotty.

Monopoly can keep everyone busy for hours and everyone knows the rules and you can use whatever for the tokens.

I keep a copy of it in the basement for tornado warnings and the like.

It's a great "we need something that only has a 15% chance of causing fist-fights."

The last time I played monopoly it only escalated to mild levels of anti semitism when my uncle started doing a yiddish accent while being the banker. This was overall an improvement from last time when my cousin went jafaican.

good clean wholesome fun.
 
The last time I played monopoly it only escalated to mild levels of anti semitism when my uncle started doing a yiddish accent while being the banker. This was overall an improvement from last time when my cousin went jafaican.

good clean wholesome fun.
Based family.
 
On the one hand it's true that history was politically incorrect compared to the kind of radical progressives that use "RPGnet Forums", but on the other hand the barbarism often gets exaggerated by atrocity stories told about enemies. For example, there's no evidence that anyone was ever actually put to death by scaphism (it was a story Greeks told about how nasty Persians were) and America in the 19th century wild western era only hanged a few dozen people a year for violent crimes. Fantasy settings are often absolutely ludicrously violent to the point where society is basically the Khmer Rouge killing fields and wouldn't survive more than a few years. This is especially true in video games, I can't really speak for tabletop games since they were before my time. What I'd go for is a balanced approach where realistic sexism/racism exists with people throwing around hilarious slurs as appropriate, but it isn't normal to straight up murder everyone you meet with a sword on sight.

Japan wasn't at all close to winning World War 2 since their industry was tiny compared to the allies. The best they could have done was take over the small parts of Asia they had before the war and then industrialised into a major power at peace.

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Well... we can't ever say for sure because it's not like records of the past are super easy to come by - or are even 100% truthful when they are.

It does bug me when fiction has the whole "Oh a minority showed up somewhere - they are instantly oppressed to the worst extent" - as if even majorities in areas don't have better things to do than hassle people.

On the other hand, I'm not sure things were quite as rosy as some people think. Suffice to say, survival was paramount. So a lot of times people would avoid violence just because of the risk to themselves. Especially in places without modern medicine where a sufficiently deep cut anywhere could kill someone.
I like Shield Hero. I don't like how some of the stuff is handled (slavery's always going to be touchy), but if you have a sympathetic bone in your body you can see why someone would be driven to such an extreme as the MC was. I also noticed they don't like Goblin Slayer, and I assume it's because of a badly handled rape scene in the first episode. Thing is, if you're a fan of dark fantasy RPGs at all, Goblin Slayer will be right up your alley provided you can get past the cringey rape scene that gave me some of the most confusing feelings in my life. But no, we can't have nuance in our weaboo shit so into the memory hole it goes!

EDIT: Forgot to mention, the rape scene in episode 1 is the only actual rape scene. There's a lot of result of rape and some rape survivors talking about being raped, but you don't see it happen on screen anymore. A cheap way to make sure we hate the goblins? Yeah, but it works to get us in the pretty insane MC's headspace.
Uh... are you talking about what happened to Female monk?

Even in episode 1, nothing in Goblin Slayer is ever shown on screen. Even in the light novels (which I've read) things are always implied and the author seems to realize that leaving things to the imagination of the reader are so much worse.

Which is of course why SJWs hate it. If they imagine a republican getting elected is a death sentence, then of course they're just going to freak out over having to imagine actual bad shit.
I think they hate Goblin Slayer for its racist overtones more than anything else.
Ironic since in the series Goblins are everything they claim right-wingers are. (though when the light novel gives you insight into their minds they are... well a little too much like RPG mods)
I’d be asking what possible goal a player could have in mind for playing an intersex character. Is it relevant to the game? Does it confer an in-game advantage?
A fundamental law of human behaviour is that nobody ever does anything that does not benefit them in some way. If there are no benefits to playing an intersex character in-game, then the benefit must be ex-game, that is to say, of benefit to the player, not the character.
And what advantage would it bring the player, then?
The only logical answer that presents readily is that the player is trying to win asspats and accolades for STUNNING AND BRAVE attacks on the assumption that RPG characters don’t need physical deformities to be well-rounded.
This is a choice being made to stroke an ego and gain some kind of smug moral superiority. In a GAME.
It’s a piss-poor character hook dreamed up a progressive fruitcake so their fat, autistic co-players grind their teeth jealously and have to dream up different ways of advancing their characters to the next step of the special snowflake ziggurat.
As a GM I have no issues with anyone playing intersex, or gay, or crippled, or retarded, or bright fucking purple if they can come up with a reason and/or backstory. But if an intersex character constantly walks around in my games (based in The Empire from Warhammer Fantasy) blathering about having mutant genitals, they can expect to attract the attention of Witch Hunters, violent religious fanatics, and some very shadowy groups that love dissecting chaos mutants. Thanks for coming- would you rather be burned alive, vivisected or just plain beaten to death by a mob with torches and pitchforks?
At this point I'm surprised RPG.net hasn't invented a game where all characters start out as white, straight males and then as you level up, you gain oppression features.
"You are now level 2!"
"Awesome! I wish to become black."
"You're not taking the trans trait?"
"Nah, I'm saving that for level 4."
 
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