Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DONGS.EXE]

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Jesus H Christ. I want to rate horrifying because wow. But still, I won't. It actually looks like it'd somehow fit in to that Lumpy video series of a gameboy Garfield game.

Garfield Gameboy'd COMPLETE

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When can we expect the Russell Greer edition?

 

[Deadpool]

Why not take your time trying to make one good song, when you can make twenty shitty songs at once!

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

just like with the thots, its all a numbers game to droolie

 

[AbraCadaver]

I’m an architect, I’m currently working on a hundred houses at once, that’s how you know I’m good at things, because of how many I do simultaneously.

 

[nemesisAF]

Hey! Taylor Swift has put out a couple albums since his two “songs” about her. Plenty of new song titles to concatenate into a 90 second jingle. Plus one - handing his “piano” to make his “music” while being inspired by his muse

 

[cogsworth]

Of course cold calling does nothing, your deformed spastic jaw, teeth, tongue, and slack lips prevent you from speaking any known human language with any amount of success. You jerk your head back and forth away from the phone in the middle of choking out your third attempt at telling the person on the other end of the call your name.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

He has been told probably a million times that large studios never consider unsolicited songs, and yet here we are.

 

[DarkAlien]

Getting pointers?

 

[AbraCadaver]

Getting pointers?

I find it hard to believe he has interests outside of working to garner the envy of others, and contemplating his own tiny dick before counting out soiled bills into the hand of a cringing prozzie.

 

[The Dude]

I find it hard to believe he has interests outside of working to garner the envy of others, and contemplating his own tiny dick before counting out soiled bills into the hand of a cringing prozzie.

Russ is actually pretty boring in his interests. He has no hobbies to speak of, aside from harassing women online, paying women to have sex with him, and writing the occasional atrocious song. He's even bitched one time when the roommates he had invited him to play video games with them. Said they were wasting their time...as he sat alone in his bedroom, beggiing Instathots to DM him.

 

[360NoTrope]

Getting pointers?

 

[AnOminous]

Russ is actually pretty boring in his interests. He has no hobbies to speak of, aside from harassing women online, paying women to have sex with him, and writing the occasional atrocious song. He's even bitched one time when the roommates he had invited him to play video games with them. Said they were wasting their time...as he sat alone in his bedroom, beggiing Instathots to DM him.

That's just emblematic of what a complete piece of shit Russhole truly is. For once someone was trying to include him in something and hang out with him and he shit all over them because they weren't going to suck him his penis. What a complete dick. No wonder people have it with his shit and throw him out.

 

[The Dude]

That's just emblematic of what a complete piece of shit Russhole truly is. For once someone was trying to include him in something and hang out with him and he shit all over them because they weren't going to suck him his penis. What a complete dick. No wonder people have it with his shit and throw him out.

I'm sure aside from being a shitty person, Russ is also a shitty roommate. I'll bet he never helps with the chores, shopping, taking the trash out, leaves the bathroom an absolute mess... He's probably absolutely intolerable to live with. Not to mention constantly whining about his "plights", lousy personal hygiene, uncaring about his roommates, and is always eye raping the attractive female neighbors.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I'm sure aside from being a shitty person, Russ is also a shitty roommate. I'll bet he never helps with the chores, shopping, taking the trash out, leaves the bathroom an absolute mess... He's probably absolutely intolerable to live with. Not to mention constantly whining about his "plights", lousy personal hygiene, uncaring about his roommates, and is always eye raping the attractive female neighbors.

Didn't someone way back in the thread say they knew an old roommate of his, and yeah, the tale was very much one of leaving the bathroom and kitchen filthy, and then ignoring everyone.

He was living with college guys in his last house (the ones that asked him to play vidya with them). Can you imagine the guys bringing back female friends from class, or girlfriends? Russ just standing and staring at female fellow employees, while breathing slurpily through his matted facial hair, was horrifying enough to hear about when Russ's former boss spilled the tea on him. At least in the workplace you can tell Russ to go scrub the toilets down the other end of the store and there's plenty of room to be put between the women and him. Now imagine being in a shared house, sitting in the communal living room, and there's a hairy, drooling, gurning weirdo just standing in the only doorway out of the place, staring at you. Not moving or joining in the conversation or pretending to be busy with something - just standing and staring at you. Breathing (and slurping) audibly.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Russ is actually pretty boring in his interests. He has no hobbies to speak of, aside from harassing women online, paying women to have sex with him, and writing the occasional atrocious song. He's even bitched one time when the roommates he had invited him to play video games with them. Said they were wasting their time...as he sat alone in his bedroom, beggiing Instathots to DM him.

He's occasionally posted about a movie or TV show he's watched or a shitty F2P mobile game he's played. Other than that, literally every single thing he does is about getting a woman to fuck and impress other people with. And that includes working, too. Nothing he does qualifies as a "hobby" except maybe the gaming. If he weren't so completely ridiculously inept about how he pursues women, he'd be a strong contender for the Most Boring Man Alive.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

if he had hobbies he would have more chances to meet the fairer sex, he should pick up some hobbys that girls have like sewing or knitting or whatever bitches do these days....

 

[Barbarella]

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@Null -next months tee shirt?

 

[IDon'tGetYouRusselGreer]

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That is going to haunt my dreams for quite a while...

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Russell's got a lot of chutzpah to lol at an actual musician who's trying to talk to promote their art.

That is such peak Russ to me. Instead of seeing if what that dude does is working, reaching out to him to help each other out, etc he just shits on him doing exactly what Russ does. Greer also likes to shit on people leaving thirsty comments on cheerleaders Instas, then immediately comments how he loves the same woman. I have 0 idea if it's jealousy and he wants to belittle them to feel better or if his crazy crazy brain literally can not show him that there is no difference between what he is doing and what they are doing. The latter is probably true but so much sadder.

 

[cogsworth]

That is such peak Russ to me. Instead of seeing if what that dude does is working, reaching out to him to help each other out, etc he just shits on him doing exactly what Russ does. Greer also likes to shit on people leaving thirsty comments on cheerleaders Instas, then immediately comments how he loves the same woman. I have 0 idea if it's jealousy and he wants to belittle them to feel better or if his crazy crazy brain literally can not show him that there is no difference between what he is doing and what they are doing. The latter is probably true but so much sadder.

Have you ever seen a tomcat bawling on your lawn trying to get the attention of your pet kitty, and then another one appears from the woods and they both go batshit nuts and start clawkicking and biting each other?

It's basically that. The only real difference is that with the instathot all the other toms in the yard have some vague understanding of the way windows work and know they're not getting anywhere near the molly, whereas Russ believes the fact that he can see through the glass means it doesn't exist and he just has to defeat all the other toms and yowl super loud and she'll hop right onto the lawn to suck him his barbs.