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There is not enough Viagra on planet earth to get me hard enough to fuck Russhole in the ass face first or otherwise.
🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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There is not enough Viagra on planet earth to get me hard enough to fuck Russhole in the ass face first or otherwise.
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If his butthole is anything like his mouth, you won't even need to get hard at all. Just sayin'
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What the hell is wrong with you? Seriously, what the actual hell is wrong with you?
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Just trying to be a shock jock! It was a publicity stunt. I have anxiety and I'm not responsible for what I said. It's your fault anyways. See you in court. There will be blood.
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Stinky, you are simultaneously one of my favorite posters and one of my least favorite ones. Often in the same post. Congratulations, that’s definitely an achievement. (This is actually supposed to be a compliment, mostly)
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Imagine somebody making some ai porn of this.. The horrifying abyss of drool.
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Having once upon a long time ago worked for a "gambling establishment" (as they liked to call themselves) I can say that Crusty has absolutely less than a 0% chance of ever working for any casino/gaming establishment/etc... anywhere, ever. In order to work for them you need to obtain what is called a "gaming license" from the gaming commission. The difficulty of obtaining said gaming license is probably just a small 1/2 step below Top Secret clearance because they don't force you to take a polygraph test. They literally dig into every single aspect of your life, your immediate family, your close relatives, etc... going back 20-25 years. The application I had to submit was 40+ pages. If you do have any tiny blemishes, they give you a chance to explain them (which as we know Greeee loves to do). But by tiny I am talking about moving violations that were infractions and nothing more serious. Some of the things they can deny you for is having too many credit cards, and not because you have a balance on them, it's just because you have them, you could run up a balance in the future, and then end up desperate for money, which makes you a huge liability.
The reason this is all so stringent is that in casinos/gamin establishments/etc... are, of course, covered by some extremely comprehensive insurance policies for just about every single thing you can probably imagine. As you can imagine, that is not cheap, and their underwriters require them to limit their risk as much as absolutely humanely possible since this sector of commerce carries some unusual risks that are not seen in many, if any, others. As such, they have to vet everyone that works for them as if they are joining the CIA.
Also, once you are denied for a gaming license, it is permanent. You can never, ever apply again. This is why before submitting your application for review they will go over it quickly with you to see if there is anything really obvious that would exclude you and tell you beforehand how much it will impact your application and make sure you know that this is a once and done thing, and if you don't get it, you're screwed. At that point you still have the choice not to submit an application, or, if its bad enough, they will refuse to allow you to submit the application because you have no hope of succeeding and every application costs them more than $5000 to process because of the extensive nature of the investigation.
I was able to obtain one because I am a dull white boy who has never even had a parking ticket.
They would probably go through the first page of Greeee's application and laugh him out the fucking door as well as have security escort him off property since even having him on premises likely constitutes an unacceptable risk.
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Why do I try to eat while reading here?If his butthole is anything like his mouth, you won't even need to get hard at all. Just sayin'
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Haha brb
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Welp, he sure beat the hell out of my brothel story retelling tied to the image of Russ rimming an old whore, that's for sure.
Thunder = stolen.
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Would a job like janitor or McDonalds even bother checking for court history other than felony convictions?
Those jobs are so low skill/high attrition that I would expect minimal focus on vetting or retention.
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No. But they still loop through corporate HR. Who might bother to do a Google Search on the candidate.
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Viatron probably didn't do much vetting and look where it got them. That's not to say they need to do extensive background checks, but five minutes talking with someone like Russ should set off enough alarm bells for anyone who isn't a bowtie aficionado.
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russell comes off very timid IRL. he very likely in an interview setting just comes across as a quiet, possibly somewhat slow dude who has trouble in the workforce. he does HAVE the ability to be polite and come across as extremely passive in person. and considering what we know about the details of the job at viatron, any idiot could perform the tasks. it’s very unlikely he set off any alarm bells until he had already been in role for some time. he can sometimes play the game.
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I need Russ to either get regular internet access again or show up in a bodycam video somewhere for chasing down a streetwalker with a bouquet because this thread in the absence of content is giving me PTSD
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AI porn is horrifying enough as it is. No need to go full Lovecraft on this.
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If you're directly employed by McDonald's? They're running you through the same background check as everyone else, and a background check that doesn't do even the basic bitch court search is worthless.
HOWEVER, most of them subcontract janitor and shit to firms that make ViaTROON look like Berkshire Hathaway. He could slip in that way, and likely has.
If he had something about "I didn't want to bother some guy who probably wasn't the man" it would almost be excusable (but in the case of child sex trafficking I'll take being bothered) - but he literally (according to the story, which could all be bullshit) saw the dude, though it WAS the dude, and decided to ask if he could extort the FBI for a larger reward.
And then still tried to make it about him.
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Sir, Russell Greer is fat and I would not have sex with him.
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How sad. The one thing Russ is really good at (sucking), he will never be able to do literally, only figuratively.
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Rusty scanned a QR code he found on a light post and got an advertisement saying "C'mon down to the Red Man! loosest slots on the rez!" and thought he could get some featherhead pussy.
It takes a few years to get going.