🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AnOminous]

Let's be honest, the spergout lawsuit he would file when he gets in trouble for not doing required food service management training that no one told him he had to do (its clearly published) and he has to pay for (business expenses are your responsibility) for ADA violations would be amazing, tho.

He'd need at least 15 employees for that to apply and he isn't getting that far. Oh what am I saying, another loon like Russhole would just sue anyway.

 

[The Dude]

He’s gotta be tossing and turning all night, thinking about that twenty grand he threw away with his abject greed. The possibilities were endless.

With his narcissism and magical thinking? No. This is just like every other bumblefuck retard scheme he's ever conceived of: he is absolutely 100% sure that it will happen for him and this is just a hiccup. A speed bump on the interstate to $220,000. That is, of course, until reality has smacked him over his trauma-lumped head enough that he finally has to face facts. It happens every damn time he pulls some stupid shit, and he goes on far longer than anyone in his absolute refusal to accept reality.

 

[HackerX]

Just a reminder that Russell Greer’s true character is utterly reprehensible, and that he is entirely worthy of scorn and criticism. This has been previously discussed many times, but without the timeline and archived evidence, so I wanted to compile it into a single comment.

Greer saw a wanted man, kidnapper Tad Cummins, in Utah. He did not turn him in, however, because he wanted a higher reward.

March 13, 2017
Teacher Cummins kidnaps teen Elizabeth and flees Culleoka, Tennessee
March 15, 2017
Confirmed sighting in Oklahoma City, OK

The two travel through multiple states while on the run to California, where they ultimately end up. Along the way, Thomas said the two stopped in Colorado, including in Aspen, and then Utah, which is where they were when Cummins started buying alcohol for her. They went to Nevada and finally, California. Cummins stole license plates and swapped them out in various states.

March 26, 2017
Russell queries on Quora “Can I ask the FBI to raise the reward price, in exchange for me telling them information about a wanted person?”

April 20, 2017
Cummins and Elizabeth found due to a concerned citizen.

It’s important to note that Cummins and Elizabeth appearing in Utah wasn’t expected nor publicized until after they were caught almost a month after Greer’s post about seeing a wanted man.

View attachment 8933777View attachment 8933778

Russ should write a book on his negotiation strategy. His ability to clutch defeat from the jaws of victory is hilarious.

Haha imagine pumping Russ missionary style with his deformed legs over your shoulders as you stare into his lifeless eyes and drooling maw.

Negrate this post if you want hot wet moebius butt sex with Russell.

There are many things I choose to imagine, yet this is one I've never imagined to imagine. I h8 u.

Stinky, you are simultaneously one of my favorite posters and one of my least favorite ones. Often in the same post. Congratulations, that’s definitely an achievement. (This is actually supposed to be a compliment, mostly)

Schizophrenics and their posts have been a disaster, and a blessing, to the Internet.

Haha brb

Cum tribute incoming

Please god let him stumble into $20k.

Hell yeah. I'm always on board with playing devil's advocates with retards, like wanting them to have something they desire, because you just know they'll get exponentially more retarded. Ofc, they'd just find something new to complain about and whatnot, but funny stories always come out of it.

The idea of Greer owning and operating any kind of business is amusing if only for the fact that he'd fuck up badly and be on the other side of the one star yelp reviews and the law for once. There's no way that he would actually follow the codes, regulations, or other laws required and the thought of him hiring someone who's as much of a vexatious retard as he is and getting sued for ADA violations or the like is the kind of karmic justice that's too good to ever materialize.

I've been begging to see Russ's business plan, of any sort, for ages. There's no way Russ really grasps any of the concepts that go along with owning and operating a business. Neither the internal aspects (e.g., policy, plans, process, procedures, etc.) or the regulatory aspects (e.g., regulations, standards, codes, etc.). Russ's idea of running a brothel or coffee shop is 'man buys X, business gives X to man'. Everything else, all the nuance of things like payroll, building codes, daily opening/closing processes, and a bajillion more, have never registered whatsoever in his drooly brain.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I'm starting to view this russell as a rather unscrupulous character. Telling lies about whores and living situations and college attendance and whatnot.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Nine years ago yesterday, the thread that spawned a thousand lolsuits was born. I hope life has improved for you during that time. It's been a fascinating ride, watching Russell willfully self-destruct. Here's to another 9 years!

 

[Astyanax Skamandrios]

He's even more fucked in a few years once drones can handle food deliveries.

Our area just started getting drone food delivery. Neighbors are freaking out about "spy drones", encouraging each other to "shoot them down!" No, Jethro, I'm not spying on your dumbass, that's my Taco Bell order.

 

[Throwing Romans]

Haha brb

Try to integrate a rimjob into it. The drool would make it the wettest rimjob performed

 

[Bassomatic]

Our area just started getting drone food delivery. Neighbors are freaking out about "spy drones", encouraging each other to "shoot them down!" No, Jethro, I'm not spying on your dumbass, that's my Taco Bell order.

There will always be something for the lowest rungs of society to work. Rusty isn't above anything to fund his him penis being sucked (soon enough paying Null for court costs). He's been a shit scrubber.

Now I say that with all respect to normal janitors, some people are gross or disabled and make a mess in the rest room, it's body waste shit is literally dangerous someone gets min wage to make sure it's safe and clean for me too poop. Awful job but I'd never mock an honest janitor.

Rusty was for sure awful at his job. There's no way someone who doesn't clean themselves did good job cleaning for others. But it was all for him to pay for whores. For all the lolcows he's one of the most employed ones. But he's unemployably awful and the new blackmailing corp shit is going to scare places off letting him put the fries in the bag or wash sinks.

It's also strange to me, for someone like Rusty who's too retarded gross and dangerous to wipe piss off the floor... is allowed near people's food. Let that sink in if you use door dash etc.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Try to integrate a rimjob into it. The drool would make it the wettest rimjob performed

Already done, Kiwifam.

So yeah. I just wanted to leave you all with the mental image of Greasy Greer sloppily and soddenly waggling his tongue around and inside an old whore's poop-chute while his beard is soaking up nasty pussy and ass juice from the overflow.

 

[UncleTusky]

There will always be something for the lowest rungs of society to work. Rusty isn't above anything.

But he's unemployably awful and the new blackmailing corp shit is going to scare places off letting him put the fries in the bag or wash sinks.

The other thing we learned from the blackmail saga is that he is happy to not work if he thinks other money is coming in - he framed the $20k as a severance and did not even try to get back on the schedule for + or - a month after they put him on leave.

Combine that with his inability to accept his lawsuits' futility and I think his work ethic is going to start giving way to shakedowns/get rich quick schemes. Remember, he has always thought those menial jobs are beneath him and now he thinks he's found the secret to free money.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think his work ethic is going to start giving way to shakedowns/get rich quick schemes. Remember, he has always thought those menial jobs are beneath him and now he thinks he's found the secret to free money.

Honestly he could easily do a side quest in California and make a few bob with a slip and fall lawsuit. Dozens of law firms there exist solely to fleece property owners via bullshit slip and fall claims. For someone with zero morals, it’s an easy payday. Unfortunately for Russ he wouldn’t want to give a cut to a lawyer and would try to pro se that shit. Fortunately for us, that would be hilarious.

 

[NoosJunki]

Honestly he could easily do a side quest in California and make a few bob with a slip and fall lawsuit. Dozens of law firms there exist solely to fleece property owners via bullshit slip and fall claims. For someone with zero morals, it’s an easy payday. Unfortunately for Russ he wouldn’t want to give a cut to a lawyer and would try to pro se that shit. Fortunately for us, that would be hilarious.

Better Call Saul storyline with Jimmy McGill's uglier, stupider, more selfish cousin

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Better Call Saul storyline with Jimmy McGill's uglier, stupider, more selfish cousin

Steer Clear of Greer

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Why doesn’t Russ just get on disability like everyone else? He’s got a better claim than half the cows here.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Why doesn’t Russ just get on disability like everyone else? He’s got a better claim than half the cows here.

Ego.

Don't you realize that Gree is the studliest smooth operating entrepreneurial pimp daddy brothel prince entertainer ever?!?

 

[Betonhaus]

Why doesn’t Russ just get on disability like everyone else? He’s got a better claim than half the cows here.

maybe he is, but that's literally the one thing he will not admit to? It would explain why he seemingly has money and no money at the same time always.

 

[HackerX]

maybe he is, but that's literally the one thing he will not admit to? It would explain why he seemingly has money and no money at the same time always.

IIRC, there was something in his recent spat with the cool landlord dude. Where he submitted one form that left a box related to this topic unchecked, and that same box was quietly checked when he submitted the same form again. Who knows. Even if he's receiving disability, I can't imagine it's all that much though. Russ has no physical or mental impairment outside of his paralyzed face, so there's nothing inherently stopping him from gainful employment opportunities other than being himself.

Though, I'll admit, the more you look into Russ, the more you have to wonder if there isn't some sort of mental disability going on. It'd obviously be unrelated to his Moebius Syndrome, but he's just too retarded to think he's not suffering from some sort of mental impairment besides undiagnosed personality disorders. IMO, he's ventured past the threshold of retarded long ago, and well into straight up bizarre territory with thit he thinks or believes. The type of territory that requires, nay demands, a mental impairment to exist.

 

[Da Dude123]

The difficulty of obtaining said gaming license is probably just a small 1/2 step below Top Secret clearance because they don't force you to take a polygraph test. They literally dig into every single aspect of your life, your immediate family, your close relatives, etc... going back 20-25 years. The application I had to submit was 40+ pages. If you do have any tiny blemishes, they give you a chance to explain them (which as we know Greeee loves to do). But by tiny I am talking about moving violations that were infractions and nothing more serious. Some of the things they can deny you for is having too many credit cards, and not because you have a balance on them, it's just because you have them, you could run up a balance in the future, and then end up desperate for money, which makes you a huge liability.

Hmm. It has been a while, but I worked for a casino for about a year. This was a casino in the Midwest. Not somewhere like Las Vegas or Atlantic City. I had to get a gaming license to work on the casino floor, I did security. Anyone who worked on the casino floor, from dealers, servers, security, housekeeping, all of them had to obtain a gaming license through the state gaming commission. From what I remember, it was a glorified background check. Nothing as extreme as what you mentioned. Basically, they were checking for a criminal record. Any felony was an immediate rejection. Misdemeanors, I think were sort of a case-by-case basis. That is absolutely nuts that they would do that extreme of a background check. The jobs at the casinos in my area are not anything high paying. I guess, dealers could make solid money, but all the support positions basically were maybe just above retail or fast-food wages. They may have checked credit, but I think you would have had to have like a recent bankruptcy or really be in the basement with a credit score to get a rejection for a gaming license. There were some low caliber people who worked on the casino floor, I know not all of them had squeaky clean backgrounds. This casino, I was part of the original staff when it opened. And I remember, I would see people come in for interviews and leave in handcuffs. The state police are in every casino in the state. People would come in for an interview, the state police would run a criminal background check and would check for any active warrants. If they found active warrants, the applicant would get arrested on the spot.

As for Russell, I mean, he maybe could get a janitorial position at a casino. That would be about all he could likely do at one. That is if he could get a state of Nevada gaming license. Honestly, there are worse jobs out there he could get, but with all the nonsense he has been involved in, and I am sure he has the credit score of a hobo ghost. You all are probably right, he is probably borderline unemployable at this point, unless an employer gets a tax credit for hiring him as an exceptional individual.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Why doesn’t Russ just get on disability like everyone else? He’s got a better claim than half the cows here.

Because the only thing he suffers from that would qualify for disability is he's a fucking Mentally Ill Retard. And he refuses to admit that he's a fucking Retarded Sociopath.

Russ's history proves he is in fact capable of working in a number of fields with absolutely no problems except for his personality and that fact that he's a sex pest.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Though, I'll admit, the more you look into Russ, the more you have to wonder if there isn't some sort of mental disability going on.

He's a low IQ sociopath (or whatever the correct clinical term may be) or at least exhibits many of the same dark triad personality traits that get a person labeled as such.

Here's a set of Likert scale questions (called the Dirty Dozen scale) used to assess these traits. Most studies use a 7 point Likert scale where participants are asked to score themselves. Results from these put the average total at about 36 across the full set of questions.

1. I tend to manipulate others to get my way.
2. I have used deceit or lied to get my way.
3. I tend to exploit others toward my own ends.
4. I have used flattery to get my way.
5. I tend to be unconcerned with the morality of my actions.
6. I tend to be callous or insensitive.
7. I tend to lack remorse.
8. I tend to be cynical.
9. I want others to pay attention to me.
10. I tend to expect special favors from others.
11. I want others to admire me.
12. I tend to seek status and prestige.

Regardless of what scores Greer might assign to himself or what an experienced clinical psychologist might assign to Greer, it's not too difficult to list multiple examples of Russ exhibiting the behavior described in each of the twelve points above.

Greer lacks the intelligence or charisma to be successful, but even if he were of average intelligence and did not suffer from any conditions that would make him less physically attractive, Russ would still be the same shitty person and just as miserable.