RWBY - The Hindenburg on which Rooster Teeth rests its hopes, dreams and future

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I think the core issue is how the fuck did he even get the armor in the first place? Its in a giant tower in the middle of a grim infested city in a pile of her ashes. Jaune is worthless and therefore incapable of getting it himself (how the hell did he escape the drop pod in the first place anyway?) and I don't think anyone would think it important enough to take the risk.
ItS a CaRtOoN
 
ItS a CaRtOoN

Well, about that...

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Because just admitting to 'being human' exempts you from the fact that people are not obliged to be kind to you on the internet and should kiss your ass all the time or they're just being meanies that warrant you to wave your 'mute' button on Twatter like a broken piece of medal.

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And the more delusional part of the fandom wondered why many are upset at Barb's retarded take about that line.

Put a sock in your mouth and fuck right off, Eddy. Somehow you're even worse than Miles Luna in social media.
 
I think the core issue is how the fuck did he even get the armor in the first place? Its in a giant tower in the middle of a grim infested city in a pile of her ashes. Jaune is worthless and therefore incapable of getting it himself (how the hell did he escape the drop pod in the first place anyway?) and I don't think anyone would think it important enough to take the risk.
I’ll pull a reasonable explanation out my ass and say the tiara was probably recovered by either Qrow and whoever went and got Ruby off the tower after she froze the dragon and the rest was a spare set of armor Pyhrra had in the locker or something.
 
I’ll pull a reasonable explanation out my ass and say the tiara was probably recovered by either Qrow and whoever went and got Ruby off the tower after she froze the dragon and the rest was a spare set of armor Pyhrra had in the locker or something.
Funny thing, the “Qrow went up and got it while looking for Ruby” was Kerry’s answer while “Phyrra has spares in her locker” was Miles’ answer. Two different answers given to TheFloofArtist.
 
Well, about that...

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Because just admitting to 'being human' exempts you from the fact that people are not obliged to be kind to you on the internet and should kiss your ass all the time or they're just being meanies that warrant you to wave your 'mute' button on Twatter like a broken piece of medal.

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And the more delusional part of the fandom wondered why many are upset at Barb's retarded take about that line.

Put a sock in your mouth and fuck right off, Eddy. Somehow you're even worse than Miles Luna in social media.
"wE'Re HumAN bEiNgS!"

So were the old fans who used to think your tardcum of a show could be remotely better than the mediocre milk carton of a university philosophy class it is now.
 
Funny thing, the “Qrow went up and got it while looking for Ruby” was Kerry’s answer while “Phyrra has spares in her locker” was Miles’ answer. Two different answers given to TheFloofArtist.
Seriously? I had no idea, I was just going off that the tiara survived the dusting while the rest of her amour didn’t. And that Jaune was sent away in the locker.
 
Seriously? I had no idea, I was just going off that the tiara survived the dusting while the rest of her amour didn’t. And that Jaune was sent away in the locker.
I mean...both are still equally retarded explanations. Why would qrow of all fucking people give a single iota of a fuck about some dead girls armor when his beloved niece is in serious danger? And aren't the lockers all deep in grim territory now? Again, its stupid to think people would risk their own or others lives over this shit just so Jaune can jerk off over his dead girlfriends shit.

I could maybe buy that there are some kind of treasure hunters or bandits who went into to loot for shit, which would have perfectly tied into season 5 and give a logical explanation as to why Jaune finds and gets back the armor...god damn it. I am literally rambling about some nothing bullshit and still found a way to write this show better than the actual writers. This is how awful this show is.
 
I mean...both are still equally retarded explanations. Why would qrow of all fucking people give a single iota of a fuck about some dead girls armor when his beloved niece is in serious danger? And aren't the lockers all deep in grim territory now? Again, its stupid to think people would risk their own or others lives over this shit just so Jaune can jerk off over his dead girlfriends shit.

I could maybe buy that there are some kind of treasure hunters or bandits who went into to loot for shit, which would have perfectly tied into season 5 and give a logical explanation as to why Jaune finds and gets back the armor...god damn it. I am literally rambling about some nothing bullshit and still found a way to write this show better than the actual writers. This is how awful this show is.
I’d say that getting the armor was probably “retrieve dead person’s armor so you can return it to their family”, which is what many say Jaune should have done.
 
A pretty good and short summary of the retarded explanation of Ruby's atom semblance

 
A pretty good and short summary of the retarded explanation of Ruby's atom semblance

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ydtut0uHdSM
This is literally, physically impossible. At least when One Piece does it, there's actually some semblance of following what laws of physics there are.

Sanji's Diable Jamble is feasible only if he's wearing some pretty damn tough shoes and pants. Even then, that's still wholly plausible than this bullshit. 👎
 
Couldn't ruby just fly around picking up grim, Cinder, or whatever and just accelerate them at a wall?
There are so many situations where this atom power is retardedly OP
 
Congrats Miles and Kerry, you've written your op character to be even more op because neither of you used your brains while writing. Just say Ruby is immortal and so totally like cool guys.
 
A pretty good and short summary of the retarded explanation of Ruby's atom semblance

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ydtut0uHdSM

This is literally, physically impossible. At least when One Piece does it, there's actually some semblance of following what laws of physics there are.

Sanji's Diable Jamble is feasible only if he's wearing some pretty damn tough shoes and pants. Even then, that's still wholly plausible than this bullshit. 👎

Couldn't ruby just fly around picking up grim, Cinder, or whatever and just accelerate them at a wall?
There are so many situations where this atom power is retardedly OP

Congrats Miles and Kerry, you've written your op character to be even more op because neither of you used your brains while writing. Just say Ruby is immortal and so totally like cool guys.
I’ve always saw that scene as the whole “overly
complicated explanation before the simple explanation to the confused people”. If anything, we got a meme template. https://twitter.com/VexedViewer/status/1331953851767861249?s=20
 
So Qrow is blaming his semblance as the main cause of Clover's death and not the fact that he started a fight with Clover rather than go after the weirdo murder cultist?

Also BASED REN

Edit: I am retarded and so is my autocorrect
 
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Qrow is fucking bi-polar. I swear he changed his stance three times in the course of one sentence. He starts off blaming Ironwood, then Tyrian was just too much, and then Qrow's semblance, but then Clover was an idiot who just wouldn't listen and finally back to Tyrian again.

Why is Robyn constantly talking about the fight like she wasn't knocked out cold for the majority of it? "He didn't kill him to do anything wrong. I know because I didn't witness jack shit."

And Robyn tries to compare her semblance to Qrows in how it isolates her. I'm sorry, shithead, they're not comparable. Qrow has an uncontrollable super power that forces misfortune on anyone around him all the time, even when his aura is broken. Your super power is being good at telling if someone's lying when they hold your hand. A lot of people can do that without super powers and it doesn't isolate them much.

I'll give this episode one thing, the action scene was actually pretty good, some nice camera work, good pacing, characters actually try to use their abilities creatively and I'm just a sucker for vehicle fight scenes.

Okay, so after a couple of days, the auraless citizens of Mantle are treating the cold as a gentle breeze. About an hour max after Oscar had his aura broken, he's already feeling the effects of the cold.

Ruby and Co go to hide out in Schnee mansion because... Uh... Why are they hiding there? It's not like Ironwood is on their ass, they made a clean escape and haven't been followed, just go back to amity.

And of course, Weiss immediately threatens her brother with bodily harm for not reacting happily that he's being forced to harbor fugitives after she already sunk their family name down the drain.

Oscar is adorably hanging from the Hound's jaws like a chewtoy and Salem has her "At last we meet again for the first time!" speech. Oscar pretends to be Ozpin for some reason and Salem ain't buying it.

Then we just have a rather repetitive scene of Salem asking a question, Oscar saying he don't know shit and then Salem complaining about Ozpin being a liar liar pants on fire before doing rainbow force lighting on Oscar. Scene ends with Hazel coming in to mercilessly beat the little boy to near death for beating him at Haven. "HOw mANy cHIldREn mUSt dIE beCAusE Of yOU!?"

Cinder waits for Salem in a giant hallway that seems like a really weird place to wait for someone, and she wants to go after the Winter Maiden. Salem just repeats that she doesn't care and that Cinder should stay put, still refusing to explain why she hasn't just invaded Haven yet because I don't think even the writers know.

Cinder says fuck it and leaves anyway with Emerald and Neo.

Ren, Yang and Jaune are stuck in the snow with no working transportation and Yang gets pissed that Ren has the audacity to not be happy with this situation and doesn't want to tell Yang (who at this point might as well be a stranger to Ren) about all his issues. There's an argument where Ren kinda agrees with Ironwood and basically repeats points made by critics, including that he doesn't think they should be making such important decisions when they're just some kids who have never grasped what they're doing. Of course, since he's criticising the perfect pure protagonists, this is treated like him being a grade A douchebag who's just trying to bright down the mood, especially when he has the audacity to bring up that Jaune cheated his way into Beacon.

Funny thing about the Jaune cheating mention is that at first I assumed that Jaune had told everyone off screen, but the way they talk about it later makes me think that Jaune sucked so badly that Ren just assumed Jaune cheated his way in.

Best part of this episode is when they're having a heart to heart in the nearest outpost to shelter from the cold. Ren storms out to sulk after Jaune tells him that he doesn't need to 'be strong for yourself' (which sounds like the show dismissing Ren's point even further by implying that his earlier outburst wasn't what he was actually worried about) and then Yang asks Jaune if he thinks 'She' might think less of her due to her deciding to help mantle instead of helping with the Amity plan (which in retrospect really only needed one or two people to infiltrate instead of a group). Jaune responds that Ruby would never think less of Yang... Only for Yang to go "That's right, Ruby.", which is to say she was actually talking about Blake. Because Yang and Blake can't have any worries outside of their fucking love interest.
 
Qrow is fucking bi-polar. I swear he changed his stance three times in the course of one sentence. He starts off blaming Ironwood, then Tyrian was just too much, and then Qrow's semblance, but then Clover was an idiot who just wouldn't listen and finally back to Tyrian again.
I actually unironically love this with the caveat that it actually delivers, which it absolutely won't. Is Qrow being stupid? yes, but it makes sense. He is desperate to find some way to not blame himself for Clover's death even though he is 100% at fault. It would be great if after he gets his "revenge" he realizes that he still feels like garbage and comes to accept that he was the one at fault.

To reiterate, THIS WON'T HAPPEN!!! The writers are so obsessed with making Ironwood the bad guy that they won't actually commit to Qrow trying to cope with a death he caused.
Ren, Yang and Jaune are stuck in the snow with no working transportation and Yang gets pissed that Ren has the audacity to not be happy with this situation and doesn't want to tell Yang (who at this point might as well be a stranger to Ren) about all his issues. There's an argument where Ren kinda agrees with Ironwood and basically repeats points made by critics, including that he doesn't think they should be making such important decisions when they're just some kids who have never grasped what they're doing. Of course, since he's criticising the perfect pure protagonists, this is treated like him being a grade A douchebag who's just trying to bright down the mood, especially when he has the audacity to bring up that Jaune cheated his way into Beacon.
Its unreal how fucking Ren of all people is now one of my favorite character up there with daddy Ironwood. Its a shame his outbursts make no sense for his character and he is arbitrarily wrong (even though he is empirically correct) because he isn't 100% on board the Mary Sue train.

This season is so fucking weird. Most of the characters at this point are lamp shading how little depth they have and pointing out how stupid the plot is but the writers insist that its all good and nothing is wrong at the end of each of these speeches. They have acknowledged that they are writing poorly, but don't care and will continue to write poorly to spite the critics. That's all I am getting here.
 
I actually unironically love this with the caveat that it actually delivers, which it absolutely won't. Is Qrow being stupid? yes, but it makes sense. He is desperate to find some way to not blame himself for Clover's death even though he is 100% at fault. It would be great if after he gets his "revenge" he realizes that he still feels like garbage and comes to accept that he was the one at fault.

To reiterate, THIS WON'T HAPPEN!!! The writers are so obsessed with making Ironwood the bad guy that they won't actually commit to Qrow trying to cope with a death he caused.

Its unreal how fucking Ren of all people is now one of my favorite character up there with daddy Ironwood. Its a shame his outbursts make no sense for his character and he is arbitrarily wrong (even though he is empirically correct) because he isn't 100% on board the Mary Sue train.

This season is so fucking weird. Most of the characters at this point are lamp shading how little depth they have and pointing out how stupid the plot is but the writers insist that its all good and nothing is wrong at the end of each of these speeches. They have acknowledged that they are writing poorly, but don't care and will continue to write poorly to spite the critics. That's all I am getting here.
That's the problem. I could definitly see, conceptually, Qrow contradicting himself to escape blame and guilt, but the way the dialouge is written and delivered isn't presented like that. It comes off as the writer wanting to hit different beats without realizing that they clash with each other. They want Qrow to blame others for his problems, but they also want Qrow to be self-defeating and always blame himself at the same time.

The problem with lamp shading a lot of the time is that writers think it works like "Aha, because I stated that I am aware of this flaw, suddenly it stops being a flaw". It's like a character pointing out how cliche the story is, not realizing that pointing out the cliche just makes the cliche more obvious rather than make it fade.
 
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