How's that thing not a troon?
Spoiler that shit. JFC disgusting.
About as romantic and loving as the serial killer Gary Ridgeway taking prostitutes to the Green River to kill and defile. I could have gone with a Twilight joke but that has been done to death.
Cost of rent in Ethan Ralph’s head: free.
To be fair to Ralph, that might be the eye he can no longer control.
Except that Rand isn’t even remotely allowed to be near the levers of power of TRS
Baked: slang for being high
The West Memphis Basin Superorganism experienced a Gunt Activation Event producing a class 5 jiggle and expelling shart material several kilometers into the air. Casualities are estimated at between 8-10,000. Mystery Gunt Pit National Park will remain closed until further notice. Activation of the [CONTINGENCY MEASURE] (shaking a 100 ton pill bottle filled with 500 million Xanax pills) is presumed to have exacerbated the fatal sharting, and Guntodyne corporation is set to appear at a congressional hearing later this week.
Imagine having a thread on KF and reading or caring about it. If anything I'd read my thread and be like "hmm yeah I really need to get my life in order, these guys have some good points. Lose a little weight, cut back on the drinking, stop taking myself so seriously, this could work."
