Orbiter Ryan Johnson / Randbot(2020) / "Jimmy Russell" - Alcoholic co-host of The Killstream, susceptible to ammo crates, somewhat trepidatious

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Blancmange said:
Ralph can't even fuck unless he lays on his back so that the gunt can pour back up towards his chest. The only way he can "rape" is drugging someone like Alice and trying to smear his undermound on her face while holding up the gunt with his t-rex arms.
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Consider that Ralph can use the gunt as a sort of "amplifier" by stuffing his cock in a victims mouth, and surrounding the posterior portion of the victim's skull with loose, hanging flesh, creating a tight enough seal to fuck with while also allowing some intake for oxygen to avoid a Season 2 The Wire type situation

In this arrangement, he just needs to push down rythmically on the gunt, and as long as he has secured at least SOME degree of oxygen intake for the victim, he can effectively do about 97% of the work with the victim's skull from a laying position using the shockwaves traveling across the gunt to jerk himself off while pinning the victims mouth against the memphis 10mm

To be fair, if Alice was deprived of oxygen for any meaningful amount of time, who could actually tell
 
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I just can't believe Rand is still trying to deny his dox is really him. He livestreamed his own face looking directly into the camera, speaking directly into the microphone and yet still has the gall to tell everyone that it isn't really him. Him dunking on Ethan provided some high-quality lulz&kontent, but bro, just accept the fact that you fucked up, you've been profiled and everyone knows who you really are. There isn't even a shred of plausible deniability in it.
 
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The horse face wife warming-up the Gunt's arms before the fight:

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GaryGrey said:
The projection is unreal. Ralph pretending to be Rand when really he is showing what every woman has done before getting the Memphis 10.View attachment 3186731
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This is just Ralph selfowning again and him saying that he had a hard time getting it up for Nora or Ade when they were around as they were about as fat or fatter then Randbots jewish jenta. :story:
 
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Kino clip of Ralph saying he would take pride in getting killed in the ring because he has "Lived" by Randbot
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At 45 seconds he starts literally choking with anger thinking about strangling Rand. T minus 5 years until he strokes out live on air because he gets a superchat calling him a prison bitch.
 
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Blood Bath & Beyond said:
I just can't believe Rand is still trying to deny his dox is really him. He livestreamed his own face looking directly into the camera, speaking directly into the microphone and yet still has the gall to tell everyone that it isn't really him. Him dunking on Ethan provided some high-quality lulz&kontent, but bro, just accept the fact that you fucked up, you've been profiled and everyone knows who you really are. There isn't even a shred of plausible deniability in it.
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>Rand goes to America
>Beats up Gunt on camera
>It's clearly him
>Turns to camera
>It ain't me, mate
 
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Rectum Ralph said:
We're out here talking about alcohol, coke, and cholesterol but apparently he's been injecting estrogen like some reverse bodybuilder.
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He's not injecting estrogen, he just doesn't produce any testosteron because of the alcohol, coke, overeating and not exercising at all.

Wouldn't be surprised if he got the buzzfeed guys level of testosteron in him rn
 
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"Here's the bit that alludes me: why are you so convinced that you're not going to get the shit kicked out of you?"

I'm not big on Rand but that was a really good question. It didn't even sound like he was trying to act tough, he was genuinely confused as to why Ralph is so unjustifiably confident when doing his tough guy shtick. It's pretty telling when Ralph immediately pivots into treating a potential ass kicking as a moral victory instead of trying to provide an actual rebuttal.
 
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Magic Sun Daddy said:
"Here's the bit that alludes me: why are you so convinced that you're not going to get the shit kicked out of you?"

I'm not big on Rand but that was a really good question. It didn't even sound like he was trying to act tough, he was genuinely confused as to why Ralph is so unjustifiably confident when doing his tough guy shtick. It's pretty telling when Ralph immediately pivots into treating a potential ass kicking as a moral victory instead of trying to provide an actual rebuttal.
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Even Rand, who had his head dented in by an ammo can, knows that professional wrestling isn't real.
 
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This isn't a bad business decision for Ralph. He could reconcile with Rand (as well as kickstarting more collabs with people he has beef with), offer some good-natured but spicy entertainment to his audience, sell a ton of event related merch, get his friends in the sektur to market the event for him ensuring that his profits easily exceed the cost of the planet ticket, and use this as an opportunity to kickstart a ton of growth as well as a new form of content that he can wrangle in more viewers and SCs with.

Too bad he'll do the exact opposite of all that though.
 
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