Orbiter Ryan Johnson / Randbot(2020) / "Jimmy Russell" - Alcoholic co-host of The Killstream, susceptible to ammo crates, somewhat trepidatious

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The Sektur's one and only racist, alcoholic, and anime girl-loving descendant of convicts just did a self-congratulatory stream after being chosen alongside Pippa as Daddy Jim's heirs apparent:

https://odysee.com/@Randbot:1/2022-12-26-The-Petrol-Hour-Monday:7

He's back on Twitter too:

https://twitter.com/randbotesquire
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Distinguished Toastmaster said:
Congrats to @Mackiavelli13 for being rand's new cohost
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Why do all these faggots/name fags coordinate together? Jim endorsed Rand, but if you know about Rand he is more ban happy than a tranny. His former cohost was @CookofDoom242 which is enough said. These chudbud faggots ally with poast. Gator and Rand ally with both. KAP/Kinochet are allied with Gator and chudbere. Jim created Gamer Gate/The Quinnspiracy, but this the same thing. Who isn't coordinating together?
 
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Distinguished Toastmaster said:
Congrats to @Mackiavelli13 for being rand's new cohost
EDIT: @Mackiavelli13 just revealed he is 40 years old, food for thought.
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Why would anyone want to be Randbot's cohost?
The guy is as much (if not more) of an alcoholic as Ralph, he is as thin-skinned as any other cow, bans any criticism no matter how mild, is as obsessed with anime as Gator (if not more), has been as abusive to his wife on stream as Ralph was with Sandra and defended Ralph for years/only turned on him because he hates Fuentes, otherwise he'd still be there alongside Ralph, jannying and defending his "mensch".

Not to mention the fact that the guy decided to fuck his family over by quitting his job and putting all economic pressure on his wife despite having multiple kids, all so he could play-pretend to be a successful streamer while getting shitfaced on stream.
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
Why would anyone want to be Randbot's cohost?
The guy is as much (if not more) of an alcoholic as Ralph, he is as thin-skinned as any other cow, bans any criticism no matter how mild, is as obsessed with anime as Gator (if not more), has been as abusive to his wife on stream as Ralph was with Sandra and defended Ralph for years/only turned on him because he hates Fuentes, otherwise he'd still be there alongside Ralph, jannying and defending his "mensch".

Not to mention the fact that the guy decided to fuck his family over by quitting his job and putting all economic pressure on his wife despite having multiple kids, all so he could play-pretend to be a successful streamer while getting shitfaced on stream.
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Well @Mackiavelli13 is a 40 year old virgin and worships Jim. So since Rand has been named successor by Jim, he has to offer his services as janny.
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
Why would anyone want to be Randbot's cohost?
The guy is as much (if not more) of an alcoholic as Ralph, he is as thin-skinned as any other cow, bans any criticism no matter how mild, is as obsessed with anime as Gator (if not more), has been as abusive to his wife on stream as Ralph was with Sandra and defended Ralph for years/only turned on him because he hates Fuentes, otherwise he'd still be there alongside Ralph, jannying and defending his "mensch".

Not to mention the fact that the guy decided to fuck his family over by quitting his job and putting all economic pressure on his wife despite having multiple kids, all so he could play-pretend to be a successful streamer while getting shitfaced on stream.
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Rand only has one son btw. Although I think he and the wife are trying for a second.

The same son who he almost let drown at a waterpark because like usual Rand was sloppy drunk.
 
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A Log in D Tractor 2 said:
Showed his phone number trying to call ralph on telegram:
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Kindred spirits. Twin flames, even.

The good ending is Ralph and Rand driving off into the Mexican sunset, bound for Margaritaville in the Ralphatruck, blasting butt-rock, leaving behind their kids and wives for good. Let them drink themselves into that soft goodnight. At least they'll have each other, and at least their families won't suffer any further trauma.
 
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