Orbiter Ryan Johnson / Randbot(2020) / "Jimmy Russell" - Alcoholic co-host of The Killstream, susceptible to ammo crates, somewhat trepidatious

FederalInvestigation said:
"Another glass of gin" whenever I see an alkie do a true downward spiral irl they hit the gin. It's just vodka flavored with juniper berries, truly vile drink, but for reasons unfathomable to me when alcohol is the drug of choice gin is the final boss. You can smell it coming from their pores when they sweat.

Idgaf if Rand does well or does ill but for his family's sake I hope he finds the bottom of that bottle and consequently climbs back out of it. His wife must be a truly dedicated woman, an American woman would have organized Rand's demise long ago.
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Gin is tolerable in a negroni, but I'd still rather just have the Campari with tonic water. It is nothing short of a miracle that Randbot does not have diabetes, as far as we know. He drinks the most rancid sugary sewage like that flavored Jack Daniels or how he used to drink cans of 8% abv hard cider. I don't know if he still drinks those, but they're basically just sugar and malt liquor. Rand is a genuinely repulsive piece of gooseshit who would be as despised as Nick Rekieta if more than 5 people ever watched him. He's an absolute disgrace of a "father". I'm sure his kid loves waking up and getting ready for school while his father is screaming about killing niggers and stumbling through the house half naked with feces running down his leg and vomit all over. That's disgusting. That house must be a nightmare to grow up in.
 
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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
I'm sure his kid loves waking up and getting ready for school while his father is screaming about killing niggers and stumbling through the house half naked with feces running down his leg and vomit all over.
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Hm. That really puts one of his whinges in a whole new light.
>Daddy, you're not one of those Racists, are you?
>*caked with crap and vomit* HOW DARE THIS GOVERNMENT TELL MY CHILD THAT I AM THE ENEMY!
 
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pootoucher said:
Hm. That really puts one of his whinges in a whole new light.
>Daddy, you're not one of those Racists, are you?
>*caked with crap and vomit* HOW DARE THIS GOVERNMENT TELL MY CHILD THAT I AM THE ENEMY!
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I mean, I could honestly see him drunkenly telling a cop, "So you aren't going to tell me who reported me? Because I have an inkling that whoever it was isn't a fan of shellfish. I'm sure it's completely coincidental that you got the call while I was talking about former Israeli Prime Minister Tony Bennett." Regardless of anything to do with his dad's beliefs, it's fucked up for any kid to have their dad fatly stumbling and rolling over furniture with shit dripping out of his underwear adding to the stench of the caked vomit on his chest in the early morning. That's disgusting. I'm sure it's horrifying to see your father in this state and getting worse. I can't imagine how Rand's wife explains this behavior to his kid when he asks, "Why is dad having accidents?" It's like with Nick Rekieta, where everything happening is absolutely hilarious in a vacuum, but when you remember theres a kid and a pet involved, you realize how fucked up it is.
 
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What do you think Randbot did yesterday after having such vulnerable and sad showing just a few nights ago? did he...
  1. Acknowledge what happened and apologize for making a fool of himself; made a commitment to lowering his intake of alcohol
  2. Talked about toys for 5 hours
If you guessed "Talked about toys for 5 hours" you would be correct! Randbot decided to completely ignore the topic of last night altogether; albeit for one (1) moment around 3 hours in where he is still unsure who called the cops

The above clip is sourced from X_AWIVR, Randbots #1 a-log who has apparently made 1,000 sticker sales from his advertisements on the #Killstream
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I await patiently for Ralphs "sudden realization" that he's being taken advantage of, and demands at least 85% of the profits from AWIVR and his goons.

AWIVR is uploading a lot of really old but good clips, like this extremely relevant one where Randbot shows off his "bad ass" Warhammer tanks that are both not painted & falling apart

Randbot showing off the family heirlooms: including and completely limited too...
  • 1 beer can
  • 1 half empty plastic bottle
  • 1 empty glass bottle
  • bleach cleansing spray
  • another beer can
  • 1 empty box
  • 1 visibly rotting keyboard
  • 1 can of cleansing spray
  • 1 bottle of Jack Daniels BBQ sauce

"I'm going to perform a transgender surgery" "I'm going to turn this boy into a girl"

Randbot fondles the MtF bag and states "To all the ladies listening I'm going to pretend that this is your breast :really: "

"and if you would just KNOCK THAT OFF CAAARL!"

MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY

Randbot going "muh diiick muh diick" when fighting with Flamenco


The Baird said:
>he lives in Canberra

Fuck sake, I know exactly where that is
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That makes a lot more sense than what I interpreted to be "Cambra", which is in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and has a... "Blackcamp"? Okay well actually maybe he does live here :story:
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Also anyone find it interesting that Ralph immediately blamed Kiwi Farms for calling the police when Randbots address is not even in this thread?
 
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Die For Me! said:
  1. Talked about toys for 5 hours
If you guessed "Talked about toys for 5 hours" you would be correct! Randbot decided to completely ignore the topic of last night altogether; albeit for one (1) moment around 3 hours in where he is still unsure who called the cops
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To be fair he was talking to Alex McNabb who only wants to talk about Cycling, Star Trek or Warhammer / BattleToads
 
Dendyy said:
Absolutely niggerish behavior. There's a good reason why Ricky Vaughn coined the term WigNat.
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You mean federal informant Douglass Allan Mackey (1989-04-12) of Apartment #41 1469 Lexington Avenue NY 10128, the notorious associate of the jew Andrew 'Weev' (((Aurenheimer)))?
 
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Canberra (from what I’ve gleamed from fucking FriendlyJordies anyway) is a very transient richie city so I doubt someone making 40k annual is living in the city proper. More like he lives in some rinkadink suburb or outskirt
 
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Sargon's wife's son said:
I want to be honest. He's not the worst looking dude I've ever seen, but he's still a disgusting alcoholic and Adolf Hitler would have him publicly flogged for being a dirty drunkie.
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Drunk, lazy, retarded, britoid by proxy, take your pick.
 
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