Dramacow Ryulong / Michael Cohen - Fanatic Wikisperg, Anti-Gamergater and All Around Asshole

I love that Adam is so far up Ryulong's ass his updates get posted here as often as in RW general.

Well, when you consider Ryulong shoved his hand up Adam's ass and used him as a meatpuppet with the furfag's willful collusion for so damn long. I don't consider it much of a surprise.
 
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Ryulong has tried to use meatpuppets to remove a happy new years message left for him at Bleach wikia, resulting in the page being protected. He then started messaging them at the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure wikia to continue spilling spaghetti.

Hey Dlagondlagon
Howzit hanging? Happy new year and may Celestia be with you...--Systemlord apophis (talk) 12:41, January 1, 2016 (UTC)

Note to users coming to this page, it is against policies to remove messages that are not harassment, abuse, threats and other of equal attitude so please do not do so "requested" or not, the user can respond elsewhere. Thanks. SunXia (Chat) 14:11,1/2/2016

The meatpuppets: http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/Ilvadel
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/Gilgameshkun

http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Message_Wall:Schiffy

Hey
Ryulong
I'm truly sorry to contact you like this, but I logged in here to see another troll had left me a message at the Bleach Wikia and I also found Salubri had blocked me for 2 years. Could you please remove that while I contact the Wikia Staff about it, again? And maybe ask that they just fully protect my user talk instead of preventing me from editing it at all (I'm also really surprised I got banned). Again, sorry for all this. But these guys after me won't stop.

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  • Schiffy

    Well the block was pretty much because you lost alot of public favor dragging the issue out for so long over a simple typo (sorry to put it like that, but it is true when you boil it down)

    Anyway, really the best way to deal with people like that guy are to just ignore them. Don't even egg them on removing the message. They're looking for a reaction. Contact staff about it, yes. But don't let them see what you're doing.

    22 hours ago


  • Ryulong

    I really didn't intend for that discussion to have been dragged out as it had. SunXia and their insistence over the talk page indents didn't help either. I've gotten a friend to remove the message for me but I'll still wait on Wikia staff. Would you mind asking Salubri or whoever else in your skype community that my page be protected totally so I don't have to deal with this nonsense anymore?

    21 hours ago


  • Ryulong

    SunXia reverted my friend. I'm getting really tired of SunXia not accepting that these random comments by users who have no other edits to anywhere else in the entirety of Wikia and are posted on my page don't constitute harassment.

    13 hours ago


  • Ryulong

    I can't reason with SunXia. Staff is deferring to Salubri and SunXia's actions as local consensus (also Salubri fully protected the page). Please reason with them for me. I just want that "Dlagondlagon" thread removed because it's racist harassment from an idiot troll stalking me online. I do not care if the ban on my account is permanent I just want that thread gone.

    4 hours ago

http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:SunXia/@comment-Ryulong-20160102131429?diff=prev&oldid=109166
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:S.../@comment-Ryulong-20160102195455?oldid=109174
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:S...9/@comment-SunXia-20160102203049?oldid=109176

Ryulong: I'm sorry to have to contact you like this here, but seeing as you managed to get me banned from your main Wikia, I don't have much of a choice.

You see, I asked my friend Gilgamesh-kun to remove a comment left by someone who was banned from another Wiki (not on Wikia) from my user talk page on Bleach Wikia as I had discovered the ban and couldn't edit the talk page myself. Your revert here claiming that it isn't harassment, when you personally did not believe me when I told you "Mythdonsrevenge" was harassing me, is incredibly myopic. So please. Remove Systemlord apophis's message from my user talk page on the Bleach Wiki. I consider it a harassing message and just because you do not does not mean anything. Please don't restore the comment again after my friends and acquaintances have removed it at my request.

Thank you for your time.


Sun Xia: Actually your Talk has been Archived so yeah no I am not. If there were actual threats in the remarks of course they would be removed. As it stands anyone can claim any user or person is harassing them in any populated setting in order to break rules, especially with no proof. In the end the user broke no rules with their words on the Wiki. What happens elsewhere is between you and them.

Claim I am being petty all you like but check which of us have had multiple bans on the Wiki for continually violating rules and being completely rude and impatient just because we don't do as you say when you demand it.

Have a good life, if you message me on another Wiki (or this Wiki) one more time to insult me (calling someone petty is harassment) I will be contacting staff for cross Wiki harassment. Good day!!
 
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Ryulong has tried to use meatpuppets to remove a happy new years message left for him at Bleach wikia, resulting in the page being protected. He then started messaging them at the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure wikia to continue spilling spaghetti.



http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Message_Wall:Schiffy

http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:SunXia/@comment-Ryulong-20160102131429?diff=prev&oldid=109166
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:S.../@comment-Ryulong-20160102195455?oldid=109174
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:S...9/@comment-SunXia-20160102203049?oldid=109176

If he gets globally banned, I'm laughing long, loud, and hard until my lungs hurt.

Althougth it probably won't be as funny later, as he very likely will kill himself if that happens.
 
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Good luck getting unblocked with that attitude, champ.
 
Any bets on what he will do once he's burned his last wiki-bridge? This kind of crazy isn't just going to go away, so what's next? Mod some social justice subreddit? Start his own Timecube-esque blog?
 
Any bets on what he will do once he's burned his last wiki-bridge? This kind of crazy isn't just going to go away, so what's next? Mod some social justice subreddit? Start his own Timecube-esque blog?

If push comes to shove he will probably change his ISP to phase out his old IP addresses, create new accounts and start over again.

He's too much of a compulsive sped to just give up wikis.
 
If push comes to shove he will probably change his ISP to phase out his old IP addresses, create new accounts and start over again.

He's too much of a compulsive sped to just give up wikis.

Thing is, I doubt that would work as effectively as it would seem. As it stands, Lyurong's key positions of power in a handful of wikis were ALL brought about not because he's obsessed with wiki editing, but by somehow being on good terms with people already in high places who could exploit the system and grant effective omnipotence on the guy to do as he pleased. It's how he got into Wikipedia as a high-ranking mod despite two prior failed nominations and a highly suspect third successful try, along with the only reason he's still on RW as Gerard supports the wiki-ruining bullshit that most of the sane RW userbase wants LyuLyu permabanned for.

A global ban on Wikia given his high reliance on digital Nepotism would be far riskier than even if it was, say, good 'ol Moleman. With Navarro, everybody hates his guts and his sock accounts were easy to identify and insta-ban. Ryulong, though? Aside from the devotion he has to the double dragon moniker, being a mere wiki user will never satisfy him - he wants sysop always. And since he needed rigged elections to get those positions in the first place, he'd need them again. That's where I suspect his "friends" would ultimately leave him high and dry since assisting an obvious alt. account in their position of authority - since that's generally a big no-no on any account-based website - would bring massive scrutiny onto them and inevitably lead to both LyuLyu AND his sycophants getting banned and nobody in their circle has any power.

His better option is what generally has been going on ever since Wikipedia kicked his ass out of the project - proxied friends doing his work for him. He doesn't have the ability to manage shit at the single character editing spam levels he loves to do, but it's the only way his "correctness" can be achieved without risking even further restriction of his powers by means of his own idiocy.

Granted, even there it only goes so far as to people willing to put up with his demands on exclusively these topics anymore:

- Gamergate (specifically enforcing a major pro anti-GG stance and crinimalizing any pro-GG content to the point of making mentally unstable justifications)
- Anita Sarkesian (see above)
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (anything to unleash his hate boner on the fanbase)
- Puzzle and Dragons (this is to LyuLyu as roadsigns are to Phil)
- Kamen Rider/Wherever the fuck "Buddyloid" originated (probably his first claim to fame as he thinks one instance of accepted mistranslation overrides an entire franchise history of accepted correct translation)

Aside from Gamergate/Sarkesian, the relevance of these topics being already fleeting in mainstream internet culture (spoilers: GG won and the SJW's are still salty about all the corruption supporting them having been burned out), none of those have anything to do with what RW is supposedly about in the first place, or really any other wiki that hasn't already banned LyuLyu's ass. People will tire of him eventually, leaving him with no choice but to constantly refuse to accept that he's wasted his life basically polluting the internet with useless word data his entire life.
 
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Any bets on what he will do once he's burned his last wiki-bridge? This kind of crazy isn't just going to go away, so what's next? Mod some social justice subreddit? Start his own Timecube-esque blog?
The one-year anniversary of his ban from Wikipedia is at the end of this month, which means he'll be able to appeal his ban.
I'd be surprised if he didn't try to have it revoked.

If he does indeed get banned from every wiki in existence, he'll probably either make his own or try sockpupetting. Wikisperging is his whole life.
 
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If he does indeed get banned from every wiki in existence he'll probably either make his own or try sockpupetting. Wikisperging is his whole life.

The weird thing is that the easy solution to Ryu's issues about getting banned all the time is to simply make a wiki himself where he's the head mod of everything. Seriously, even OPL did it years back when he made CWCpedia as the "true and honest" response to the CWCwiki.
 
- Kamen Rider/Wherever the fuck "Buddyloid" originated (probably his first claim to fame as he thinks one instance of accepted mistranslation overrides an entire franchise history of accepted correct translation)

Buddyloid comes from a Super Sentai series called Go-Busters, and it wasn't his first battle with mistranslations. The year before he insisted that a villain from Pirate Sentai Gokaiger be translated as Warzu Giru* (which was eventually fixed to Warz Gill thanks to the toys) and he insisted that an item called the Condor Medal be translated as the Condol Medal for the show Kamen Rider OOO. That one wasn't fixed until after Ryulong was banned. Ryulong has a long, long history of fucking up 'l' and 'r' and refusing to give in when people point out his mistakes.

* Gokaiger was translated by two different fansubbing groups. TV-Nihon used Warzuru Giru and Over-Time used Oiles Gil. Ryulong decided that he knew Japanese better than either of them and used his own translation. He probably would have never received half of the hate he did if he went with the ultra-weeb version TV-Nihon did instead of his own.

[EDIT] Fun fact: the reason Ryulong hates 4chan so much is because of the constant mockery he got on the /m/ IRC channel over Warzu Giru, Condol, and Buddyloid.
 
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Buddyloid comes from a Super Sentai series called Go-Busters, and it wasn't his first battle with mistranslations. The year before he insisted that a villain from Pirate Sentai Gokaiger be translated as Warzu Giru* (which was eventually fixed to Warz Gill thanks to the toys) and he insisted that an item called the Condor Medal be translated as the Condol Medal for the show Kamen Rider OOO. That one wasn't fixed until after Ryulong was banned. Ryulong has a long, long history of fucking up 'l' and 'r' and refusing to give in when people point out his mistakes.

* Gokaiger was translated by two different fansubbing groups. TV-Nihon used Warzuru Giru and Over-Time used Oiles Gil. Ryulong decided that he knew Japanese better than either of them and used his own translation. He probably would have never received half of the hate he did if he went with the ultra-weeb version TV-Nihon did instead of his own.

[EDIT] Fun fact: the reason Ryulong hates 4chan so much is because of the constant mockery he got on the /m/ IRC channel over Warzu Giru, Condol, and Buddyloid.
So really, his hatred of GG might just be from his hatred of 4chan, which is heavily pro GG?
 
If push comes to shove he will probably change his ISP to phase out his old IP addresses, create new accounts and start over again.

Which will be instantly reverted and he'll be banned again, because he will just start sperging about exactly the same shit and it will be obvious who it is.
 
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