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All performance and crashing issues are resolved with the re-elected version.
Tell you what, I went to the high seas again to obtain re-elected and it also ran like crap.
Then I figured I might try something

Turns out that, for SR4, this motherfucking Windows decided to completely ignore the fact that this PC has got a GPU
After fixing that, I'm playing GotC (GOG) and the game is physically unable to dip below 120 fps
 
It woulda been way better than Agents of Mayhem that's for sure
(Disclaimer: never played or looked into AoM)
I think it's good that Saints Row IV has a basis in Saints Row The Third because it means that the game doesn't need to put much time into establishing and elaborating on characters
With a new IP, you'd have all sorts of backstories and stuff, detracting from the action - especially with how shitty the average writer is nowadays
 
(Disclaimer: never played or looked into AoM)
I think it's good that Saints Row IV has a basis in Saints Row The Third because it means that the game doesn't need to put much time into establishing and elaborating on characters
With a new IP, you'd have all sorts of backstories and stuff, detracting from the action - especially with how shitty the average writer is nowadays
AoM is just boring as fuck. I quit an hour and a half in because I didn't feel like playing anymore. The concept of Cobra from GI Joe winning and taking over the world is interesting, but not really established well, and you can tell it's lower budget because the cutscenes are all those 2d slideshow things DLCs do.
 
how the fuck you make a 2 hours video to say video game bad
there's a reason you can say he's The Professional Faggot, biggest saints row 2 fan my dick, this is flippy tier faggotry but only twice as long, i called these fucking faggots coming out of the woodwork to say they're fans but hardly dig on anything the fans used to complain on reddit since they all got banned, i guess this faggot found the subreddit of the few fans that could still bother themselves with reddit.
Are mods for the original version of SR4 usable in Re-elected?
should be, it's the same base code as long as you don't use bugfixing mods because they will conflict with teh game code.
on the discord they accepted the woke row isn't that great and now are pushing for mods to enhance the game but ignore the story, fucking lol.
look at the NOLF-debacle.

as for EA, what I can say is that they are pretty chill sometimes. renegade X got the ok, iirc the only condition was to never take money for it (which wouldn't fly with a lot of "modders" and "content creators" these days).
that shit is shit my nigger, kit harris is probably too old now and might sound like laura smokely, not to mention that a lighthearted game like nolf wouldn't fly today unless the devs and writers had massive balls to ignore political shit and just do a fun game considering even contract J.A.C.K had comically "racist" accents.
still, EA is betterish, it's crazy i know but they lost so much damn money they are rather okayish with mods, they don't allow parteon drama shit though so any mod that hides itself under a patreonwall is not endorsed by EA and if it doesn't get enough traction can fly under the radar, the sims 4 modding community comes to mind because many private mod makers are scared shitless of gaining traction and thus the attention of EA.
 
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Get in the festive holiday spirit with brand new DLC

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Also, let’s pray for the PR man that has to save face for this game:

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At this point, I just await a video from either Crowbcat or Internet Historian. I actually wish to see how worse this whole game & Volition gets.
 
At this point, I just await a video from either Crowbcat or Internet Historian. I actually wish to see how worse this whole game & Volition gets.
I look forward to IH's video in 2035
That ElTio guy is right, they already did a Xmas DLC in SR4 and it was great.
 
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Boy they were really sold on that main character default placeholder weren't they? The racially ambiguous non-binary 'Pat' with the undercut who's facial expression always looks like she just smelled a really rank fart? I'm assuming she's a self-insert from someone on the dev team that probably doesn't even write code. Seriously though, who in the fuck asked for this DLC? Do they really expect the fifteen or twenty people still playing this game at this point to fork over cash for static objects, clothing and maybe one vehicle? I remember when DLC added actual content and depth to the game, do people actually buy this shit? I thought Oblivion's horse armor was bad.

Really shows you where their priorities are I suppose.

Also Kwanzaa is not a real fucking holiday, even most black people have no fucking idea what it actually is because they celebrate Christmas, ghetto Christmas perhaps, but Christmas nonetheless. Some hotep nigga back in the '60s came up with it, it has just as much legitimacy as fucking Scientology.
 
Not simply front and center but also arms outward, almost giving the appearance as if it's holding back the other two.

Also notice the "Christmas tree" there. The menorah, dreidel, and Kwanzaa candles all look fine but the tree is a pathetic, dried out dead twig.
 
Not simply front and center but also arms outward, almost giving the appearance as if it's holding back the other two.

Also notice the "Christmas tree" there. The menorah, dreidel, and Kwanzaa candles all look fine but the tree is a pathetic, dried out dead twig.
I think it's supposed to be an homage to the Charlie Brown Christmas tree, which is fair enough on its own. But I do find it funny that the Jewish items are all part of the free DLC, but you gotta pay up if you want a full-sized, decorated Christmas tree. Really makes you thunk.
 
Pretty sure it was just a last wet fart to try and abscond with some money before Gearbox takes them and runs them into the ground even harder than they already had. But given they have been consistently delusional over their shit characters being likeable, it could just be them going it's fine and dancing about naked as the repo men take their electronics.
 
Volition is trying way too hard to push that game without realizing how much of failure it still is.
They know it's shit and are hoping that it may turn around and that the few die hard fans can convince other people it's not a bad game, even though the consequences of their actions is lying on the couch waiting for them to admit reality so they can finally be merged with randy.
So the Christmas DLC is the ability to put the games various niggers in ugly sweaters and it costs $9.99?
Yes, even if you bought the season pass which promises all future dlc's for free you still need to fork 10 bucks because the fine print said you had access to all future dlc's but the ones they can arbitrarily choose not to give you for free.
 
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