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All these faggots being like "Who cares if the story sucks and the the characters are gay as long as the gameplay is fun!"

Nigga, the 10 seconds of gameplay we got looks exactly like Saints Row 3 but in a boring fucking desert. I can just keep playing Saints Row 3 instead of wasting 70 dollars on some faggy hipster shit.

The fucking state of astroturfing faggots and consumers, I swear.
 
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X Pac Heat said:
All these faggots being like "Who cares if the story sucks and the the characters are gay as long as the gameplay is fun!"

Nigga, the 10 seconds of gameplay we got looks exactly like Saints Row 3 but in a boring fucking desert. I can just keep playing Saints Row 3 instead of wasting 70 dollars on some faggy hipster shit.

The fucking state of astroturfing faggots and consumers, I swear.
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Nah bro come on, this will be totally different from all the other GTA games/GTA clones that become boting as fuck once the novelty wears off and you carry out your third rampage.
This is totally going to be an improvement of Agents of Mayhem which had bad gameplay and some of the most sleep inducing mission design ever seen in a video game!
 
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This whole bullshit gives me some Gotham Knights vibes.
You had a really good concept, a successful series that went its circle and was gone for a while. Then some troon faggot executive motherfucker decided to bring it back, everyone got excited, then it turns out its some Fortnite milenial rainbow bash lgbt parade.
 
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I don't know where all this diversity shit they're pushing is coming from considering the fact saints row 1 and 2 were way more diverse than what was shown. I remember playing as a fat ginger wigger in a gang that consisted of 2 asians, 2 black guys and a white fed. These guys look like 3 Amerimutts and Urkel.
 
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Saints Row gets a gritty reboot set in the 'weird west' | Engadget

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how the fuck this shit sounds worse and worse?!?!?!?

The developers say that Saints Row’s focus is, at least early in the game, going to focus on the material concerns of its young crew. These disaffected millennials turn to crime to, for instance, put food on their table, feel part of a community and pay off their student loans. Chief creative officer Jim Boone says that it’s, broadly, a “contemporary” millennial “power fantasy.”
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One of the questions raised in the roundtable with the game’s developers was that of cultural appropriation. The six people made available for interview were all middle-aged white men, creating a game set in a region where a significant proportion of the population is Latinx or Hispanic. Creative director Jim Boone said that diversity was important, and there was an explicit focus on making the team producing the game as diverse as the characters in it.
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There are more than a few reasons why Volition chose to make Saints Row, rather than Saints Row V. Boone said that the classic series of games were very much “of [their] time,” with tastes and attitudes having moved on.
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The team wanted to assure us that while the juvenilia that marked the previous series was gone, the irreverence would remain.
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how the fuck this shit sounds worse and worse?!?!?!?
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This is the 1st stand alone game in the franchise since Gamergate happened. I don't mean to sound crazy beating a dead horse, but everything vile about the industry has been emboldened since then Gamergate denying journos got their greedy paws on everything. I hope Volition tanks.
 
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I'm going to say it right now. I don't care if it's on sale. I don't care if it's used.

If any of you buy this fucking game, you're part of the problem.
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Don't worry, you can bully several people in this thread to death because at least some of them will still fucking consoom like the cokehead faggots they are.
 
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blablabla said:

how the fuck this shit sounds worse and worse?!?!?!?
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The developers say that Saints Row’s focus is, at least early in the game, going to focus on the material concerns of its young crew. These disaffected millennials turn to crime to, for instance, put food on their table, feel part of a community and pay off their student loans. Chief creative officer Jim Boone says that it’s, broadly, a “contemporary” millennial “power fantasy.”
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There is something that you could play around with this concept of millennials turning to crime; that they approach it in the most millennial way possible. You could have missions where you have to find the most ethically sourced cocaine supplier, or attempts to recruit a diverse gang leads you into firefights with black and latino gangs. The irony to this is that the millennial gang actually succeeds because they want everything to safe and inclusive. They run co-op sex work brothels, provide ESL to immigrant gangs members, sell fair trade heroin, etc. By the end, your character is rich, profiting off of the destruction and violence in the city and thinking that it is ok because your gang is diverse and inclusive.

A bit more of a dark satire than a comedic one on how millennial wokism doesn't change the system, it merely gives it a veneer of progress. Perhaps to make it more comedic, make the street cred as experience system of the other Saints Row games into a social media system. You have to respond to online outrage such as shutting down a Klan rally, "cancelling" a high profile target, or searching for a transgender influencer's missing dildo. This could be played with as well, such as a shutting down a white supremacist speaker where the speaker turns out to be a black guy. The more violent you are increases your social media influence, increasing your level.
 
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We need some strong powerful women in this game that doesn't even look like they can lift 250.
 
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