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Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Sam Hyde
Samuel Whitcomb Hyde (born April 16, 1985) is an American comedian and controversial Internet personality. He is a co-founder of sketch comedy group Million Dollar Extreme (MDE), alongside Nick Rochefort and Charls Carroll. Hyde co-created produced the series World Peace. He is a host of the series Fishtank that he created with Jet Neptune.
Early Life
Hyde was born in Fall River, Massachusetts in 1985, and was raised in Wilton, Connecticut. After graduating from high school in 2003, Hyde attended Carnegie Mellon University for one year, before transferring to the Rhode Island School of Design. Hyde, along with fellow comedians Nick Rochefort and Charls Carroll, founded the sketch comedy group Million Dollar Extreme in 2009, and began uploading videos to YouTube. In August 2016, Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace, a television program Hyde co-wrote and acted in along with the other members of MDE, premiered on Adult Swim. Four months later, it was announced that World Peace would not be renewed for a second season. Hyde alleged that the show was cancelled due to his vocal support for Donald Trump. He also had some minor acting roles and has produced some short films.
Detailed video about the cancellation of World Peace here:
Clip of Sam and Tim Heidecker bickering over the cancelation of Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace
Controversies
In 2017, Hyde pledged $5,000 towards the legal defense fund of Andrew Anglin, the founder and editor of The Daily Stormer who was being sued by The Southern Poverty Law Center. If you don't know who Andrew Anglin is, this is all you need to know about him (foreshadowing):
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The media began calling Hyde a far-right nazi due to his association with Anglin and this picture of him doing a hitler salute with Weev, basically ending all possibility for Sam to ever have a legitimate career in mainstream media or the film industry.
"How does he keep getting away with it?!"
It's become a widespread meme to post this picture of Sam Hyde on 4chan and Twitter any time there is a mass shooting and claim that he is the perpetrator ever since he was misidentified by CNN as the shooter of the 2015 Umpqua Community College shooting. According to Twitter trolls Sam Hyde is responsible for the Orlando Night Club shooting, the Sutherland Springs church shooting (where he was misidentified by Representative Vicente Gonzalez) and the Las Vegas shooting in 2017, as being the driver of the car in Waukesha, Wisconsin and even as the "Ghost of Kyiv" and the assassin of Shinzo Abe. You get the joke. Journos and Twitter boomers somehow keep falling for it.
But by far the more interesting controversies around Sam Hyde stem from his relationship with women...
Channing Crager
Channing is one of Sam Hyde's ex girlfriends and worked for him at MDE (for which she claims he still owes her money). Their relationship did not end amicably to say the least and Channing has been Sam Hyde's biggest a-log for several years, most often seen posting compilation images that allege Sam Hyde is a pedophile, had sex with trannies or owns several dildos he sticks in his butt. She can be found posting about him on Twitter, 4chan, lolcow.farm, basically wherever she can find an audience and she even came to our very own Kiwi Farms in order to expose Sam.
Some of the infographics that she likes to post about Sam:
Her most repeated claim is that Sam Hyde is a pedophile who had sex with a girl called Marky when he was 29 and she was 15/16. We'll get into the validity of these claims later. Her campaign against Sam has lasted several years and most of the information is handwaved by Sam Hyde's fans as lies told by a scorned ex who is trying to ruin his life. It doesn't help that Channing herself does not manage to come across as a credible person and the evidence provided by her leaves much to be desired.
After these rumors about Marky, Channing and the many women she claims he abused have never led to much except repeated arguments between Sam Hyde haters and Sam Hyde lovers, our glorious leader Null himself has decided to give Channing a chance to be heard and to tell her story in front of an audience. He decided to interview Channing on his podcast Mad At The Internet where he has interviewed several people of interest to the forum before. This was Channing's opportunity to put some validity behind the claims she has been making for so long and redeem herself in the eyes of the public as well as expose Sam Hyde as the predator she claims he is.
Unfortunately Channing completely fucked up the Interview by appearing totally sloshed and under the influence, slurring barely coherent about "Christmas examples" and not being able to get out a single straight sentence. She massively embarrassed both Null for agreeing to hear her out and herself as well as handing Sam Hyde and his fans a giant W and destroying her credibility forever.
Since then any of the allegations against Sam are now considered entirely discredited by his fans as "Rumors his crazy junkie ex Channing has spread to ruin him".
Marky
By far the most stomach churning allegation against Sam is about him having (anal) sex with a then 16 year old Marky (pictured above) as a then 29 year old man and filmed porn of her. This section will be dedicated to examining the validity of this claim. Huge thanks to Tenacious Turnip who has done the extensive research on this, watch his video if you prefer to take this information in through video format.
Marky was a 4chan e-girl who posted on /r9k/ when she was around 14/15 and gathered a bunch of (male) fans there. She was famous for getting frequent nosebleeds and would post pictures of herself with a bloody nose. Draw your own conclusions as to why that made her popular with the incel population on there.
The rumors about Sam and Marky started in 2015 in a thread on /tv/ about Sam Hyde, where someone claiming to be a friend of Marky started to share information about her relationship with Sam. This same person then also posted in a thread on /r9k/. He uploaded the famous picture of Sam and Marky together as well as several alleged text messages between them.
He first uploaded the picture with her face censored, but since she was a famous /r9k/ girl people quickly figured out it as Marky. Marky had also uploaded the clothed picture of her an Sam together on her Youtube channel. The same person later leaked the uncensored pictures.
Youtuber Tenacious Turnip has compared the pictures of Sam and Marky together as being taken inside of Sam's apartment in Fall River, Massachusetts.
Floor plan of the apartment made from videos that Sam has recorded inside of his apartment:
You can see the power cage as well as the railing from the stairs in the background of this picture.
In this picture you can see the door frame, wall, the black square mirror and the wooden door.
Sam Hyde fans have repeatedly claimed that even though these pictures of Marky appear to be of them both naked together that is is possible she is just wearing a strapless dress or her hair is covering up straps from a top. So they could just be innocent pictures of Sam and Marky together in his apartment right?
In 2022 Lt Corbis has made a video about the Sam and Marky allegations in which she shows a text message exchange of her confronting Sam about the situation.
Note that Sam Hyde denies the claims "she was 15" (it's true, she was 16) and also denies having punched her in the face (also likely true since she was known to get frequent nosebleeds). He does NOT deny having had sex with her.
Another common thing Sam Hyde fans bring up in his defense is "But if it happened, why didn't Marky herself ever speak out? Why did she never make a statement?" Well, she did, actually.
First we have this discord screenshot of questionable origins. It can not 100% be verified to be Marky, although Marky was known to use "Mir" as her username in several places such as this archive channel with her videos.
The only other statement from Marky is from this Instagram story under the name "haiselnet".
Haiselnet is another username Marky used in several other places such as Twitter.
And her Tumblr (archive), which is still up.
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And of course the Instagram (archive) you can see that the pfp is a picture of Marky
So Marky made her statement, it's just that nobody ever seems to have cared about it. In her statement Marky alleges something that many have already suspected, that the video "Boston Ross" (archive) by Sam Hyde is about Marky.
2:44 I rolled up wearing a Citizen watch
2:47 and I think you know what happened next
2:50 I took the anus bro -- anus
2:55 told her not to eat anything but she
2:57 still ate something and there was a turd
2:59 in her ass and totally turned me off
3:01 forever this is perfect little cutie
3:03 she was a perfect she was a 9.6 for real
3:09 not exaggerating
3:11 told her not to eat anything, took her anal
3:14 virginity okay she's got a
3:19 turd in their ass
3:20 totally ruined it forever
3:24 totally ruined it forever okay I would
3:27 much rather Ross
This video was recorded before the Marky allegations ever went public. It was released in 2016 and in the comments of the original video Sam Hyde claims it was filmed 2.5 years before then.
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Okay, so you might say "Alright then, it is pretty likely at this point that they did have sex, but she was probably 18 tho!" Except Marky has been fully doxed, she was born in 1997, so 2016 - 2.5 = 2013/14, making Marky somewhere between the ages of 15 and 16. Sam Hyde was 29 at the time.
But indeed we can narrow it down more with more autism.
Tenacious Turnip has gone through all of Sam Hyde's videos around the time to do a comparison between Sam's appearance and the above picture.
If you want to see the whole thing click the link above or watch his video, but the take-away here is that Sam has dyed his hair blonde and cut it at several times, he also broke the glasses that he was wearing in the picture with Marky at some point in 2014 and fixed them with noticeable green tape on the side, meaning the picture was taken before then. Most likely the picture was taken shortly before Marky's 17th birthday in June 2014 before Sam dyes his hair blonde and before he breaks his glasses and fixes them with green tape and later replaces them with the circle glasses he wears in the Boston Ross video.
So the last question is... has Sam ever made an official statement? Well... sort of. On his own Twitter account he is addressing the compilation image that gets shared around.
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Reminder this is the image in question here:
"Its like half true" the things he denies are some of the text messages with Marky and "talking to the short haired girl", that's this one:
He does not deny anything else. The "chick who got nosebleeds" is Marky and the "chick who fucks youtubers" is Charlotte, the blonde girl in the image who has also had sex with a different Youtuber named Rocco. Charlotte is also the girl in this picture with Marky.
One of the many claims that Channing made is that Sam showed her a CP tape with Marky and Charlotte, so it is quite interesting to know that Sam admitted to having "fucked her a bunch".
We also have this reddit post which is anyone's guess who it is about but shows you how volatile Sam reacts when questioned about his sexual affairs.
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Ok so the last thing you might want to say as a Sam Hyde fanboy is "BUT THE AGE OF CONSENT IS 16 IN MASSACHUSETTS!!!" Well... it is
Except Massachusetts has this very strange law that says the age of consent is 16, EXCEPT when the girl is a virgin. Marky claims to have been a virgin. Either way, nothing will happen to Sam, no matter how much proof there is, he has gotten away with what he's done. Just an interesting factoid. If he recorded the encounter like Marky said that is definitely illegal but there is no evidence that he did.
CONCLUSION
- Sam and Marky met up in 2014 at his apartment
- Sam was 29 at the time and Marky was 16
- Sam has denied multiple details about the story with Marky but never that they had sex
- Marky herself has come out to say that she was 16 when Sam had anal sex with her
- It is extremely likely that Marky is the girl he talks about in the Boston Ross video
- Marky also says he has recorded CP of her and hit her
I think the evidence speaks for itself, although I am sure many fans of Sam Hyde will still not care at all and be able to "separate the art from the artist" even if they believe that the artist has had sex with a 16 year old girl as an almost 30 year old man.
Sam vs. Idubbbz
credit to @A Cat in a Minefield
Documentary
Sam’s return to popularity came with a video he released on January 8, 2022. He and his crew were visited by Ian (Idubbbz) who was there to film a documentary about Sam. Sam decided to also film the whole thing, which led to the video.
Sam realized how big an opportunity it was to get platformed by someone like Ian and decided to spend thousands of dollars and weeks of his time to set up a fake reality / life to gaslight Ian. It's possible Sam was well intentioned, wanting to provide a funny video for Idubbbz to tap into his large pool of followers. During the time of filming though tensions increased between the two, culminating in a one-on-one interview where Ian revealed that Sam had flagged a video of Ian’s (that was seven years ago at the time) where he had shown that a MLP dating sim Sam was working on was fake. Sam realized at that point that Ian did not come with good intentions. He later claimed he knew Ian was coming to “punk him” from the get-go though, which puts into questions his other statements where he expressed that he only wanted to create a funny video with Ian. At the end of the interview he revealed that the whole thing was a massive gas-light, he had set up which caught Ian completely off guard. Ian decided not to release his documentary because it didn't go the way he imagined and he didn't get the footage he wanted. So Sam did. After waiting eight months, he dropped the two hour long video on YouTube, making Ian look like a retard in the process.
One month later Ian releases his video after getting pressured to do so, revealing that Sam was 100% correct with his assumption of Ian actual intentions. Ian made himself look like a petty child, resulting in big parts of the internet pointing, laughing and making cuck-jokes at him, all the while giving Sam the attention he wanted for the past couple of years. Both videos have accrued Millions of views blowing everything Sam had done between MDE and then out of the water.
Creator Clash 1
Sam did not let this opportunity go to waste and immediately started inserting himself into Creator Clash, a boxing charity event hosted by Ian and his wife Anisa. This was very well timed, as the event was scheduled to happen on the 14th of May of the same year.
Due to the extreme success of both videos and the drama they created Sam was constantly brought up to Ian by both fans and other YouTubers, which led to multiple public statements like this one:
This is another edited down video showing their bitching and moaning
Sam received a lot of attention due to this. He was constantly talked about when Creator Clash was even briefly mentioned, making Ian and Anisa look very stupid and petty in the process.
Instead of Sam participating directly he decided to team up with Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time fame, training him for the last couple of weeks before the event. In this period, we also see the inception of Sam’s “The Candyman” which will become more relevant for Sam’s own fight later that year.
Shit hit the fan when Ian or more likely his wife decided to ban Sam completely from the whole event, leaving Harley alone in the Ring without his trainer. This was the worst decision they could have made, as it brought them even more ridicule and made Sam even more popular and talked about.
Sam’s playful clowning on Ian and especially Anisa stopped at that point though and turned to actual disdain because of their petty antics and generally shitty behavior towards him, his crew and fans. The two would be mercifully shit on, bullied and insulted by Sam, his audience and their former fanbase for the next couple of months.
Sam's fight
Next up was Sam’s own fight, which was due on August 27. He was set to fight IAmThmpsn, a TikToker in a KSI boxing event. Again, he completely stole the show by dawning the “Candyman” persona, talking in a think Irish accent and wearing ridiculous outfits. During the promotional phase he constantly talked about wanting to fight Hassan Piker and was on multiple podcasts, including PKA and taking to Destiny.
After winning the fight the most viral clip of the whole event was created after he called out Hassan, threatening him with murder.
In the following months Sam was relatively quiet, focusing on his podcast and playing e-daddy to fatherless boys. Here and there people brought him back up when discussing Hassan who himself experienced increased amounts of ridicule for being a “tough guy nazi-puncher” who tried to evade even having to think about Sam.
Creator Clash 2
Ian and especially Anisa could not stop themselves from publicly talking about Sam and going on to podcasts, reassuring the public that Ian regretted saying the Nigger-word. They also did this to hype up Creator Clash 2 which was set to happen on April 15, 2023. The roster was released at the end of January, and Sam did a livestream early March in which Froggy Fresh, one of the contestants, is seen to superchat and confirm that he would like to train with Sam, which he subsequently did.
Froggy Fresh was kicked from the event. Ian later confirmed that Sam and his comments towards Anisa following Creator Clash 1 were the reason. This Event was arguably even more of a shitshow then the first. It was later revealed that CC2 had lost massive amounts of money, which was not helped by them kicking Froggy Fresh.
Sam had taken a more passive role in that drama though, occasionally tweeting at Ian. Most of his time leading up to CC2 was put into preparing his next project.
Harland Williams Interview
credit to @A Cat in a Minefield
On July 15th, 2025, Sam Hyde and his crew went on the Harland Williams podcast to promote the re-launch of his new show "Extreme Peace".
Harland is a comedian who is famous for bantering and making his guests uncomfortable. He also does his research, which resulted in direct, but playful insults towards Sam. A normal comedian could have easily played off his jokes, creating an interesting and funny podcast.
Sam couldn’t do that though, which resulted in him getting angrier and angrier at Harland as the show progressed. After physical and verbal intimidation didn’t work Sam lost his shit, after being asked to create a gorilla nest and sleep in it.
He literally flipped the table damaging it and the camera and microphone equipment mounted on it. Sam’s clique is visibly shocked and stunned to silence. Harland showed him self little impressed, still asking Sam to make his gorilla nest. Sam then physically assaults the 62-year-old, trying, but failing to wrestle him to the floor.
CRINGE WARNINGSuch behavior from Sam is nothing new though, but it hasn’t resulted in such a violent outburst before.
Sam was on the Matan Even show on June 30th, 2024. Matan is the kid that went on stage during the Game Awards and shouted out his Rabbi Bill Clinton. His podcast, like Harlans, is a show that puts its guests in uncomfortable positions but gives them enough room to work with it and spin their own jokes. Sam was unable to do that though, same as during the Harlan podcast, and physically imposed himself on Matan, getting aggressive, by shoving and pushing Matan’s staff and breaking equipment. He also hired 20 Indians which completely ruined the show.
Matan was 17 years old, at the time of that podcast. Although Matan is so young, he could resist Sam somewhat, but with his lack of experience there was only so much he could do.
Coincidentally Harlan was on Matan’s podcast a couple of months ago and they mesh very well. Contrasting the two podcasts really shows you what kind of person Sam is. As soon as he isn’t in full control of the situation and where he alone can make fun of people, he seems to lose his comedic edge and self-control.
Social media links:
instagram.com/snl
mde.tv
samhydelive.com
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