Sam Hyde

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James done did it said:
The feature post itself is a comedic gem because this is the funniest thing MDE has done in years and it's implying that MDE is somehow above it despite being the absolute lowest common denominator of humor.

People who still find Sam's shtick funny are pretty much all mentally stunted forever-teens. Many examples in this thread.
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There's nothing I've seen them do together as a group that's nearly as funny as Nick Rochefort's solo stuff (like his realtor streams) or more memorable old sketches like Officer Maggot. I've heard their new show is really underwhelming, just serviceable sketch comedy. I think the most recent thing of theirs I can recall seeing that was funny was the one where the women gets knocked into the glass coffee table. Most of the people they have that are hangers-on, I think are genuinely retarded from what I've personally observed, especially Jeet Neptroon pictured below:

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Charls for example is not a very funny guy, I think he might actually have mental health problems.

The lack of general information about any of this stuff from anybody that's not just "trust me, bro, my personal enemies (who totally know I exist and are locked in mortal struggle with me to the death!) in the niche internet comedy group were totally owned and went to cry themselves to sleep in a corner" is palpable. At a certain point, I guess it's just pointless to request anymore information or to elucidate what's going on because none of these people actually know, don't bother doing any digging to offer up more context beyond what I've already found myself and they clearly don't bother reading any of the posts or engaging in anything approaching good faith.

Guess, I'll continue to be an observer from a distance without any more context.

Oh well, what're you gonna do lol
 
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BondoBob said:
Charls for example is not a very funny guy, I think he might actually have mental health problems.
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He is into esoteric knowledge and that can get strange. Connecting information in the margins requires some kind of inference and leaps of logic. Things are not well connected out there. You need to abandon a traditional idea of having any hard evidence because things are so obscure. Maybe no person can handle making the right call with what connects to what precisely out there. Super crazy conspiracy people see connections all over and accumulate impossible amounts of cognitive dissonance leaping their logic aimlessly. It is possible Charles is there, to some degree. I still find him to be interesting to hear ramble on strange topics from time to time. Though he rarely is able to present things completely with solid grounding and that can be frustrating.
 
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Sam Hyde is a Masshole. A Masshole is possibly one of the most vile, abrasive, self centered subspecies of Amerimut know to man. The Masshole is plaged with a feeling of inferiority. The Masshole feels that a few small scrimmages at the outset of the revolution should grant them a fabled position in the hierarchy of the Union. The Masshole is forever haunted by their home states insignificance when compared to the cultural meca of NYC sitting just a few hours south. Thus the Masshole must constructs a vulgar caricature of confidence to inflict on the rest of the world. The Masshole will start first fights over sports logos, the Masshole will smash up bars over a spilled drink, the Masshole will drive at 60 in the passing lane, these are all expressions of the Massholes pathological need to feel like the most powerful person in any given situation. The Masshole knows his own intellectual inferiority but can not accept this fact so the Masshole approaches every interaction with the goal of dragging his interlocutor down to his own subpar level. If by whatever misfortune you are subjected to interaction with a Masshole the only proper demeanor to present is one of unimpressed boredom. Well this reaction will be natural for most normal people, it is important to remember that the Massholes flailing attacks most never be taken seriously and should always be viewed as the pathetic cries for relevance that they are.
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He’s from Westport Connecticut. It’s basically discount Greenwich, He graduated with Candace Owens.

The plates on his Supra, raptor, and Porsche are all CT plates. I’ve seen him driving on I-395 S

He lives in a MA city that is in reality a Rhode Island (and cape verdian) exclave in terms of personality and geographic location.

There is a difference between masshole and Rhode Island people. But they are generally very similar.
 
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Rick The Stick said:
My favorite thing about the thread is seeing multiple accounts with just a couple dozen messages despite being here for no less than a year, suddenly ballooning into the hundreds. All in this thread. All to defend the honor of Sam Hyde, because people have the audacity to say "lol he got trolled and lost his cool lmao".
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Sam is their internet daddy, duh,

Sam isn’t funny, Nick is hilarious, He’s the real talent here. Now imagine if Nick was Indian,,,,,
 
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Uber driver reviewer said:
He’s from Westport Connecticut. It’s basically discount Greenwich, He graduated with Candace Owens.

The plates on his Supra, raptor, and Porsche are all CT plates. I’ve seen him driving on I-684

He lives in a MA city that is in reality a Rhode Island (and cape verdian) exclave in terms of personality and geographic location.

There is a difference between masshole and Rhode Island people. But they are generally very similar.
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I wish you a good life sir and I am rating your post informative but please just stay south of Lawrence.
 
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He’s from Westport Connecticut. It’s basically discount Greenwich, He graduated with Candace Owens.
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Inshallah the only New Englanders lower than your basic bitch Boston Metro Masshole are western Connecticuters, who are literally just aspiring N*w Y*rker C*ty dwellers and will all be purged come the rise of the true Pine Tree Republic. An Appeal to Heaven that all from New Haven south to Staten Island be absorbed into the sea and their filthy tomato infused chowder be consigned to the deepest reaches of both the sea and of history.
 
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Rick The Stick said:
My favorite thing about the thread is seeing multiple accounts with just a couple dozen messages despite being here for no less than a year, suddenly ballooning into the hundreds. All in this thread. All to defend the honor of Sam Hyde, because people have the audacity to say "lol he got trolled and lost his cool lmao".
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No dude, don't you see he wasn't trolled, committing assault and battery as well as destruction of private property while giving his cohost a panic attack, making a fool out of himself and getting all his advertisements cut was all a bit. It was all part of the bit. Remember:

Sure nobody else was aware of the bit, the host of the podcast or sam's own cohost, but that doesn't matter, because it was still a bit.
 
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Rick The Stick said:
My favorite thing about the thread is seeing multiple accounts with just a couple dozen messages despite being here for no less than a year, suddenly ballooning into the hundreds. All in this thread. All to defend the honor of Sam Hyde, because people have the audacity to say "lol he got trolled and lost his cool lmao".
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I enjoy Hyde's work but even I have to admit this was an L. I don't get how people get worked up into thinking that their idols aren't allowed to make mistakes or even have crash outs. It's like with Trump when people blame everyone else but him for the mistakes his administration make/made.
 
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PyrrhicRustle said:
Inshallah the only New Englanders lower than your basic bitch Boston Metro Masshole are western Connecticuters, who are literally just aspiring N*w Y*rker C*ty dwellers and will all be purged come the rise of the true Pine Tree Republic. An Appeal to Heaven that all from New Haven south to Staten Island be absorbed into the sea and their filthy tomato infused chowder be consigned to the deepest reaches of both the sea and of history.
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*Nutmeggers:coom:


it’s a dumb name but it’s stuck with the state for a long time. Back in the olden days before CT was known as an importer of welfare, crime, corruption, and bad drivers, they were known for grinding (but not growing) nutmeg. It seems some merchant jews were exporting nutmeg from CT ports in its processed ground form after being grown and harvested by slaves in the Caribbean. Then CT became a printing and publishing hub, then an insurance and banking centre, then a massive armaments factory, and finally a tax haven for NYC businesses and Vince McMahon. Then it all went to shit. But they are still know for the absolutely unspectacular role of grinding an ingredient used in Christmas cookies.:stress: Anywho, LETS GO WHALERS (:_(
 
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Thunderbolt where he used the legendary Mitsubishi 3000gt in a part of the movie



Removed twice wtf
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That was a Mitsubishi FTO.

Smaller car than the 3000gt and no equivalent platform sold in the USA. We got the DSM instead due the the partnerships with Chrysler in the USA as the segment lower than the 3000gt. If memory serves correctly I think the FTO had a trick front suspension and limited slip with a very high revving V6 that made it a responsive and engaging car for enthusiasts. But it was not the technological showpiece that the 3KGT VR-4 was. That car was ridiculously over engineered and seemed like it was from another planet back in the 90’s.
 
MS-09 DOM said:
Hot take I've never thought Sam Hyde was funny and was pretty sure all my comedy friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me.
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You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to build a gorilla nest. Continued refusal to do so constitutes felony podcast disruption. Enjoy nest, gorilla child.
 
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