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I checked the merch page thing and have decided to archive MERCH SHIRT DESCRIPTION MONOLOGUE S VIA COPY/PASTE TEKNO WIZARD DARK POWERS
T-shirt Fibres infused with over 3,000mL of essential oils and 82 different healing root extracts. T-shirt stinks like a chinese factory or Indian cat shit store... (for real we perfumed it)
Includes: Chichory Root, Bamboo Root, Cotton Root, Tree Bark Root, White Flower Root, Ingrown Root, Long/Short Root, Mushroom Root, Cacti Root, Spiral Root, Kava Kava Root (Percocet Root), Shoestring French-fry Root, Butterfly Root, Butter Root, Glass Shard Root, Boot Root, Suit Root, Sam Root
Design by Konzept
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Includes: Chichory Root, Bamboo Root, Cotton Root, Tree Bark Root, White Flower Root, Ingrown Root, Long/Short Root, Mushroom Root, Cacti Root, Spiral Root, Kava Kava Root (Percocet Root), Shoestring French-fry Root, Butterfly Root, Butter Root, Glass Shard Root, Boot Root, Suit Root, Sam Root
Design by Konzept
instagram.com/konzept.globe
Everybody could use a some help here and there! Here... take my hand. I can tell you need help! Look at You! Not so Good! Look at me... Awesome!
Do you ever find yourself fixated on celebrities? Wondering what your favorite author would think of you? Did you know that while on the outside a mild-mannered nobody, on the inside you are a retarded criminal? You’d be a better person if someone was there to brutalize you on a daily basis. We can help. Since you'd fall for anything and you'd make the perfect patsy, a crippling purchase of this shirt to overdraw your beleaguered bank account is the perfect activity for you.
After this impulse buy you will surely get your shit together. Life will no longer be a downward slump, in fact you'll find two notifcations waiting for you on your phone next time you check it for half an hour: 1.) there's a beautiful woman who wants to be your wife! and 2.) a Big Corporation finally realized what a valuable asset you'd be and decided to hire you for six figures! Your parents wish you were dead. Your parents pray you'll get loukemia so not only will you vanish but they'll also get sympathy and maybe a free car. You're the reason your parents watch TV all day and are dead inside, im not suprised
Don't worry it gets better. In fact it gets much better. In fact you are going to grow physically taller soon, and you'll be getting a few much-needed 0s added to the old bank account, if you know what I mean! In fact you are headed for a total reversal my friend. Let's just say you're about to play the ultimate Uno reversal card! Everyone is going to love you and wish you'd be around more. SOmeone is going to make a documentary about what a super successful and good guy you are. Important people with money are going to be unable to FUNCTION without your help and your talents. The richest and most important people in the world are about to be in a bidding war to leverage YOUR talents and innate charm. Your innate worth and talent are what are most important here, you don't even need to work, trust me!
You know what Kid.. You could use a vacation. Just sit back and relax, have yourself a fap to take the edge off. Just remember to hang in there. Someone is gonna appreciate you one day! Also just remember the price of this shirt is a typo, we are actually gonna pay YOU to wear this because you've got an influential instagram account....................... Check your bank account now, we just deposited $500k!
Do you ever find yourself fixated on celebrities? Wondering what your favorite author would think of you? Did you know that while on the outside a mild-mannered nobody, on the inside you are a retarded criminal? You’d be a better person if someone was there to brutalize you on a daily basis. We can help. Since you'd fall for anything and you'd make the perfect patsy, a crippling purchase of this shirt to overdraw your beleaguered bank account is the perfect activity for you.
After this impulse buy you will surely get your shit together. Life will no longer be a downward slump, in fact you'll find two notifcations waiting for you on your phone next time you check it for half an hour: 1.) there's a beautiful woman who wants to be your wife! and 2.) a Big Corporation finally realized what a valuable asset you'd be and decided to hire you for six figures! Your parents wish you were dead. Your parents pray you'll get loukemia so not only will you vanish but they'll also get sympathy and maybe a free car. You're the reason your parents watch TV all day and are dead inside, im not suprised
Don't worry it gets better. In fact it gets much better. In fact you are going to grow physically taller soon, and you'll be getting a few much-needed 0s added to the old bank account, if you know what I mean! In fact you are headed for a total reversal my friend. Let's just say you're about to play the ultimate Uno reversal card! Everyone is going to love you and wish you'd be around more. SOmeone is going to make a documentary about what a super successful and good guy you are. Important people with money are going to be unable to FUNCTION without your help and your talents. The richest and most important people in the world are about to be in a bidding war to leverage YOUR talents and innate charm. Your innate worth and talent are what are most important here, you don't even need to work, trust me!
You know what Kid.. You could use a vacation. Just sit back and relax, have yourself a fap to take the edge off. Just remember to hang in there. Someone is gonna appreciate you one day! Also just remember the price of this shirt is a typo, we are actually gonna pay YOU to wear this because you've got an influential instagram account....................... Check your bank account now, we just deposited $500k!
Theres a camera in my eye you fucker they thought I didn't see the sun they thought I coulnd''t feel them
but now with my Weapon i have become the mouth overwhelming hunger
a date and Time was sent to my mail today who are they?You thought you could kill me. You thought I wouldn't be stacking bitcoin and growing in size slowly but steadily until the point where I could no longer be contained. My body is a fucking weapon and if you push me far enough I have no problem using it on you. I have never hurt anyone so much as a fly and would never unless pushed.
When you mess with me thats fine, i dont care I am built like that so come test me... But messing with my family, women and children are off-limits, strictly no-go. Find out fast what it's like when you push a man over the edge who has nothing to lose..... To be honest I actually want it this way
FLASH* BANG* SILENCED GUNSHOT*
When that day does come, you will be wearing this shirt.
but now with my Weapon i have become the mouth overwhelming hunger
a date and Time was sent to my mail today who are they?You thought you could kill me. You thought I wouldn't be stacking bitcoin and growing in size slowly but steadily until the point where I could no longer be contained. My body is a fucking weapon and if you push me far enough I have no problem using it on you. I have never hurt anyone so much as a fly and would never unless pushed.
When you mess with me thats fine, i dont care I am built like that so come test me... But messing with my family, women and children are off-limits, strictly no-go. Find out fast what it's like when you push a man over the edge who has nothing to lose..... To be honest I actually want it this way
FLASH* BANG* SILENCED GUNSHOT*
When that day does come, you will be wearing this shirt.
There Three side of me 1. Side: Side of me I don't like often
2. Side of me is when You don't want to see the anger coming out...
3. This side is the one that Not even me is See.... If you see me like this then say Sayonara my Friend
4 Side is look underarm... I see everything And you Didn't even know I was under here looking for you Right now
Thats a bonus for me to have fun with your Blood later...
You can also pay in your Sweet gooey blood as payment I will dip my fingertips inside and Write a smiling face on the wall for you Then kiss goodnight Forever... LOL i would loooovee to fucking kill you with a sharp knife... LOOOOL or better yet a dull one
Think about this: Tuck you in for good night rest on my water bed made from Skin and filled with different peoples blood. I have a skin and fur blanket of Animal I will tuck you into sleep with The pelt still warm from killing The pillow is made from a Human boob
had a BLAST with her blood yeahhh
I can't wait to harvest all of your delicioso organs Meats and shave your bones off into a spear You would look so good with your Eye-ball retina skin chopped up into tiny litttle Diced pieces by my freshly sharpened blade. I will carve open your Wrist but leave your veins untouched so I can braid them into a wig for the Doll I'm going to make from your leftover bones and skin.
Youre going to be my little play toy, and you organs are going to be my Delicious luncheon. I am going to bring my seraded blade close to your supple lips and carve your mouth into shreds until It's a perfect circle for me to fit your own Boob into. I hope you enjoy the smell as much as I do of everything that's going to happen to you. This seems like a joke but I wish I could go Sychtotic and kill you right now LOL.. All I would need is five minutes alone in a room with you no rules ') With one smooth motion I pull out my butterfly knife and get to work like a surgeon.. I look in your eyes to savor the pain as I cum right at the momment the life leaves your eyes... that's when you'll know i was never a joke, I really swear to God I get off on Blood LOL.. I will fucking End you LOL!!!! I'll be nice though, lettign you cum one last time before i bleed you out slow....
This shirt May or MAY NOT be made 100% from the corpses of ppl who thought I wouldn't "Make It", whatever that may mean to you, success is just a pissing contest between whoever can afford the fanicest car, oh well I win that too but at the end of the day I'd trade my mansion just to personally shave and grind down your fingers and toe bones one By one untill they're a perfectly find ground powder Then bake a cake with it and feed it To your Mom before I cute her in Half 
Cotton.
2. Side of me is when You don't want to see the anger coming out...
3. This side is the one that Not even me is See.... If you see me like this then say Sayonara my Friend
4 Side is look underarm... I see everything And you Didn't even know I was under here looking for you Right now
Thats a bonus for me to have fun with your Blood later...
You can also pay in your Sweet gooey blood as payment I will dip my fingertips inside and Write a smiling face on the wall for you Then kiss goodnight Forever... LOL i would loooovee to fucking kill you with a sharp knife... LOOOOL or better yet a dull one
Think about this: Tuck you in for good night rest on my water bed made from Skin and filled with different peoples blood. I have a skin and fur blanket of Animal I will tuck you into sleep with The pelt still warm from killing The pillow is made from a Human boob
had a BLAST with her blood yeahhhI can't wait to harvest all of your delicioso organs Meats and shave your bones off into a spear You would look so good with your Eye-ball retina skin chopped up into tiny litttle Diced pieces by my freshly sharpened blade. I will carve open your Wrist but leave your veins untouched so I can braid them into a wig for the Doll I'm going to make from your leftover bones and skin.
Youre going to be my little play toy, and you organs are going to be my Delicious luncheon. I am going to bring my seraded blade close to your supple lips and carve your mouth into shreds until It's a perfect circle for me to fit your own Boob into. I hope you enjoy the smell as much as I do of everything that's going to happen to you. This seems like a joke but I wish I could go Sychtotic and kill you right now LOL.. All I would need is five minutes alone in a room with you no rules ') With one smooth motion I pull out my butterfly knife and get to work like a surgeon.. I look in your eyes to savor the pain as I cum right at the momment the life leaves your eyes... that's when you'll know i was never a joke, I really swear to God I get off on Blood LOL.. I will fucking End you LOL!!!! I'll be nice though, lettign you cum one last time before i bleed you out slow....
This shirt May or MAY NOT be made 100% from the corpses of ppl who thought I wouldn't "Make It", whatever that may mean to you, success is just a pissing contest between whoever can afford the fanicest car, oh well I win that too
but at the end of the day I'd trade my mansion just to personally shave and grind down your fingers and toe bones one By one untill they're a perfectly find ground powder Then bake a cake with it and feed it To your Mom before I cute her in Half Cotton.
Includes Limited Edition 8x10 Poster
It's Just Me!
Billy is 5'10" and wears a size M.
He was also present at the Capital Hill Riots... Maybe someone should find his employer and tell them?
*not actually printed on Gildan
It's Just Me!
Billy is 5'10" and wears a size M.
He was also present at the Capital Hill Riots... Maybe someone should find his employer and tell them?
*not actually printed on Gildan
