Sam Hyde

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God this shit is so retarded. I just watch Sam's videos on YouTube and laugh occasionally I don't think about him any more than that. Some of you guys need to get a life.
Yeah he's just a guy who likes making stupid ironic comedy and fucking around with people.
 
This "Samantha Hyde" figure is going to be problematic for him in the near future. Her terribly obvious mental illness— compounded by his lack of self-control and history of getting tangled with this breed of woman— is going to break his surrogate sons' hearts when her BPD engages and she starts dumping receipts and potentially ruining projects. Possibly even fish tank if she snaps soon enough.
 
This "Samantha Hyde" figure is going to be problematic for him in the near future. Her terribly obvious mental illness— compounded by his lack of self-control and history of getting tangled with this breed of woman— is going to break his surrogate sons' hearts when her BPD engages and she starts dumping receipts and potentially ruining projects. Possibly even fish tank if she snaps soon enough.
She's a fat only fans model right?
 
tf all these hater ass niggas coming from? You need to chill tf out and take your dumbass shit elsewhere goddam

Ayo you seen this cuck ass bitch try anc play one on our boy by makin himself lol lik an even bigger cucka


Niggas be rollin at all this cope lamo
 
This "Samantha Hyde" figure is going to be problematic for him in the near future. Her terribly obvious mental illness— compounded by his lack of self-control and history of getting tangled with this breed of woman— is going to break his surrogate sons' hearts when her BPD engages and she starts dumping receipts and potentially ruining projects. Possibly even fish tank if she snaps soon enough.
Mate what you talking about?
 
tf all these hater ass niggas coming from? You need to chill tf out and take your dumbass shit elsewhere goddam
All of the Sam Hyde fans have been chilling in the fish tank thread while all of his haters have been seething ITT.

They'll be 80 years old, wheezing on their death bad muttering "google sam hyde marky"

Anyone wanna speculate on this vid, whos the tyler the creator twink with sam and why is he so evasive.

That's Christ Dillinger. The guy who raps on the Fuck Anthony Fantano song. You should go on Twitter and tell people to google sam hyde marky.

 
You should go on Twitter and tell people to google sam hyde marky.
Why is it always the same 5 spergs that scramble to run coverage for Sam anytime Marky is mentioned in this thread shitting it up with the worst fucking takes imaginable.
Obviously Sam is fucking that nigger. I think he'd literally fuck anything that lets him.
 
Yeah I dont care about any of that marky stuff or what sam does with his, Im assuming, acne covered cock. I thought it might be fishtank related.
He could literally fuck someone to death and I wouldnt care as long as he was being a funny silly man.

Also thanks for the clarification.
 
Anyone wanna speculate on this vid, whos the tyler the creator twink with sam and why is he so evasive.

Ayo that our nigga Christ. Spider ganggggggggggf mob!!! Just wait till you see what we got for the tunes in wp v2. All these niggas gon be taking off. Some of the most elite producers in the game are laying tracks for shed theory, spider gang, ice gang gon be featuring on yhr soundtrsck like dj Smokey, ill laTino, wendigo. The whole mafia was in town for it. You’ll gon want to bump the show it your car it’s so ill
 
Ayo that our nigga Christ. Spider ganggggggggggf mob!!! Just wait till you see what we got for the tunes in wp v2. All these niggas gon be taking off. Some of the most elite producers in the game are laying tracks for shed theory, spider gang, ice gang gon be featuring on yhr soundtrsck like dj Smokey, ill laTino, wendigo. The whole mafia was in town for it. You’ll gon want to bump the show it your car it’s so ill

How the fuck are you this retarded? Are you even capable of writing in proper english or only nigger gibberish?
 
Ayo that our nigga Christ. Spider ganggggggggggf mob!!! Just wait till you see what we got for the tunes in wp v2. All these niggas gon be taking off. Some of the most elite producers in the game are laying tracks for shed theory, spider gang, ice gang gon be featuring on yhr soundtrsck like dj Smokey, ill laTino, wendigo. The whole mafia was in town for it. You’ll gon want to bump the show it your car it’s so ill
Stop larping as jet you gorilla nigger, he might be part of the nigger zoomer crew but he doesnt type like that

also

Anyone else think that its extremely unlikely idubbbz hasn't been sent the marky and other sam blackmail shit?
Entertaining as it is Sam relentlessly btfoing and pestering idubbz and anisa might actually push the cuck to fire back with a content cop exposing all of sams skeletons in the closet, true or not. Even worse if he does a sort of deep dive and interviews alleged "victims".
No matter if it is slander or not, sam being secretive and censoring any mention of it for this long will not look good if the content cop gets hundreds of thousand views.
 
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Entertaining as it is Sam relentlessly btfoing and pestering idubbz and anisa might actually push the cuck to fire back with a content cop exposing all of sams skeletons in the closet, true or not. Even worse if he does a sort of deep dive and interviews alleged "victims".

What Sam does isn’t dependent on people thinking he’s a good person or whatever, and nothing from his past could retroactively validate Icukkkz trying to make a “scary sam hyde” documentary to earn Ethan Klein’s friendship.
 
Entertaining as it is Sam relentlessly btfoing and pestering idubbz and anisa might actually push the cuck to fire back with a content cop exposing all of sams skeletons in the closet, true or not. Even worse if he does a sort of deep dive and interviews alleged "victims".
I would love to see this, it'd be the only possible way he could salvage is public image. It would be incredibly entertaining too.
What Sam does isn’t dependent on people thinking he’s a good person or whatever.
Yes it is you fucking retard. Every fucking donation he get's on stream is some kid paying 25 dollars for "advice" he's spent the past 7 years building himself up as this based red pilled internet daddy through all his post world peace advice shit, in fact that's the only thing that kept him in people's mind for the longest time. God this thread is so shit.
 
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