Sam Hyde

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looks like jet couldnt pull cobra and is now coping up a storm.
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yeah jet, getting boogie and wings to box was fucking boring and played out because theyre old news and have kiwifarms threads. keem shouldve gotten two new fat guys and made them fight. that wouldve been way more momentous.

bringing in a bunch of your youtuber friends to stand around is the lazy play. using airsoftfatty is just as much of a lazy play as using cobra, fatty doesnt advance cultrue when hes on screen.
Jet has such a massive ego. Fishtank didn't "advance culture", nobody besides online nerds (a lot of whom come from Kiwifarms ironically enough) know what the fuck a fishtank is except in the literal sense. It was a great show don't get me wrong, but it's not some high brow fine art. If he's going into this mindset of rejecting his previous ideas because they are now popular, he's going to crash and burn. Possibly ending up with a thread on the farms himself. His arrogance is particularly annoying because he didn't even get to the position that he is in on merit, he was buddy buddy with one of Sam's crew and got nepo'd in.

What is the point of having your community be the "producers" of your show if you are going to backhand them with your ego when they provide ideas for that same show. You're not Kanye West because you played caretaker in a house full of autists for a few weeks.
 
Jet has such a massive ego. Fishtank didn't "advance culture", nobody besides online nerds (a lot of whom come from Kiwifarms ironically enough) know what the fuck a fishtank is except in the literal sense. It was a great show don't get me wrong, but it's not some high brow fine art. If he's going into this mindset of rejecting his previous ideas because they are now popular, he's going to crash and burn. Possibly ending up with a thread on the farms himself. His arrogance is particularly annoying because he didn't even get to the position that he is in on merit, he was buddy buddy with one of Sam's crew and got nepo'd in.

What is the point of having your community be the "producers" of your show if you are going to backhand them with your ego when they provide ideas for that same show. You're not Kanye West because you played caretaker in a house full of autists for a few weeks.
Jet should sober up and get more professional again. If you're getting too high on your e-fame you'll make yourself a fucking clown. Don't lay on your laurels and jack yourself off on a shitty social media site. Which is going to be dead soon anyway because of Musk's insufferably retarded decisions in an attempt to break even.

Get back to reality and learn from the fuck-ups of the first season and set your focus on not repeating them. Adequate planning is required for a solid execution. If you fuck that up, the rest of the entire thing is going to be a fucking mess. Winging it can only control the damage from that point. Sure, artistic endeavors need a lot done on the fly, but for a project as big as this (a quarter of a million dollars was the budget of the last season) you shouldn't take chances and build a solid foundation that you can rely on.
 
looks like jet couldnt pull cobra and is now coping up a storm.
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yeah jet, getting boogie and wings to box was fucking boring and played out because theyre old news and have kiwifarms threads. keem shouldve gotten two new fat guys and made them fight. that wouldve been way more momentous.

bringing in a bunch of your youtuber friends to stand around is the lazy play. using airsoftfatty is just as much of a lazy play as using cobra, fatty doesnt advance cultrue when hes on screen.
King Cobra owns your troll life, Jet Neptune, TMDWU.
 
looks like jet couldnt pull cobra and is now coping up a storm.
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yeah jet, getting boogie and wings to box was fucking boring and played out because theyre old news and have kiwifarms threads. keem shouldve gotten two new fat guys and made them fight. that wouldve been way more momentous.

bringing in a bunch of your youtuber friends to stand around is the lazy play. using airsoftfatty is just as much of a lazy play as using cobra, fatty doesnt advance cultrue when hes on screen.
y'know, he could have just said he wanted people who were less known or didn't know what fishtank was. He instead chose to be arrogant, claiming Fishtank "advances culture" like he's some sort of modern day Warhol.

I just hope his next lineup is as good as he says he is, I personally can live with the new cast being people the internet has never seen.
 
You guys were mocking Jet for having an ego a few pages ago and I disagreed but now I'm fully with you guys. Locking people in a house for six weeks and fucking with them is not "changing culture" that's so delusional and egotistical. Don't get me wrong the show was great and it was very experimental but it wasn't changing culture.
 
You guys were mocking Jet for having an ego a few pages ago and I disagreed but now I'm fully with you guys. Locking people in a house for six weeks and fucking with them is not "changing culture" that's so delusional and egotistical. Don't get me wrong the show was great and it was very experimental but it wasn't changing culture.
It wasn't. If he wants to make FTS2 a success, he has to work for it. It's mainly his project. If he fumbles, he'll get laughed at everywhere. Mainly 4chan, but he will still blame KF for every bad thing that will happen. I hope that he won't do this, but he cozy'd up to the washed up, FAT hapa that is Leafy, so I won't take any chances.
 
You guys were mocking Jet for having an ego a few pages ago and I disagreed but now I'm fully with you guys. Locking people in a house for six weeks and fucking with them is not "changing culture" that's so delusional and egotistical. Don't get me wrong the show was great and it was very experimental but it wasn't changing culture.
I mean it’s the inflated ego of someone who huffs aerosol for fun
I don't know who is more pathetic at this point: Jet, Jet's lackeys, or Rocky Stream. RS put out his real name like he matters. You're a clip channel boy.
The Sam Hyde extended universe keeps delivering
 
"Hey guys, it's Jet. Would any of the three (generous) of you viewers who actually own a family-sized house in the New England area like to move all your belongings and turn your house into a reenactment of the Stanford Prison Experiment? I know you will be out of your house for several months and smell the product for even longer, but we'll reimburse you (kinda). Ok I'll admit there's a very high chance that Sam is gonna go apeshit on your wooden furnature, and there is tiiiiny chance your house will be doxxed or kicked down by the FBI, but trust. Also, I want to get this out by winter instead of it being a yearly thing because who doesn't like sleeping in a sleeping bag down in a basement for half a year? It's all for advancing culture, goddamn it! I for one think the NFL should be year round. If any of these goals seem crazy or unhealthy to you might I ask how much of a fucking loser you are?"

I'm still psyched for season 2, but Jet's burning the candle at both ends here.
 
looks like jet couldnt pull cobra and is now coping up a storm.
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yeah jet, getting boogie and wings to box was fucking boring and played out because theyre old news and have kiwifarms threads. keem shouldve gotten two new fat guys and made them fight. that wouldve been way more momentous.

bringing in a bunch of your youtuber friends to stand around is the lazy play. using airsoftfatty is just as much of a lazy play as using cobra, fatty doesnt advance cultrue when hes on screen.
Jet had an overblown ego before Fishtank, it just has gotten noticeably worse and more prevalent both during and after it ended. He went into the whole thing with very half-baked ideas and production that clearly flew on the seat of it's pants. The show was a very mild success in spite of Jet and not because of him. Some of the contestants they lucked into were what made it eventful; Jon, Simmons, Letty, Josie, Vance made it interesting in different ways while Damiel, the 'plant' contestant the wigger crew specifically fielded and hand-picked themselves was a void of any sort of content. Instead of stepping back and focusing on production Jet also seemed more interested in using Fishtank to showcase himself, he didn't want to produce the show as much as he wanted to star in and be seen on the show and use it as a vehicle to get attention for himself.
 
looks like jet couldnt pull cobra and is now coping up a storm.
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yeah jet, getting boogie and wings to box was fucking boring and played out because theyre old news and have kiwifarms threads. keem shouldve gotten two new fat guys and made them fight. that wouldve been way more momentous.

bringing in a bunch of your youtuber friends to stand around is the lazy play. using airsoftfatty is just as much of a lazy play as using cobra, fatty doesnt advance cultrue when hes on screen.
weren't some if not most of fts1 people already an established internet personality ?
just because they don't have their own thread on here, it doesn't mean that they are not an established internet personality

what a weird fucking cope from jet

also 'advancing culture' is the most gay ass shit that people could wrote on the internet, chill out your ego fat ass
 
also 'advancing culture' is the most gay ass shit that people could wrote on the internet, chill out your ego fat ass
You know, I would really prefer if Jet really was as humble as his behavior on stream would lead you to believe. I guess sitting right next to Sam/Nick all the time just forced him to chill out and not say retarded shit like this.
 
The show was a very mild success
Fishtank made an estimated 1.2 million dollars with a budget of 250k and pulled tens of thousands of live viewers who watched for hours on end. For a niche alternative comedy group like MDE it was easily the most profitable and successful thing they ever did. It also brought in people who might not be interested or like MDE's typical comedy and made them fans. It reached outside of their core audience. I would hardly call a million dollars in profit a "very mild success"
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weren't some if not most of fts1 people already an established internet personality
The same way every barista in los angles is an established actress.

The only major player on season 1 with any noteworthy internet presence was airsoft and he technically wasn't even a contestant. He was just the freeloader who stayed the longest.

Sylvia was an experimental noise musician with a disgusting only fans that nobody subscribed to. Letty wasn't on social media because he ex posted revenge porn of her. She mostly used discord. Josie was a redditor with a deviant art account. Vance had some music projects on SoundCloud and some ancient YouTube videos. Mauro was a generic gay Mexican. I don't remember what social media Jon had other than his shitty sigma gridset drop shipping site. Simmons was a weird Chinese guy who had AI speech to text books self published on Amazon and wanted to be an actor. Damiel was apparently a last minute backup and pretty much just a Filipino druggie trend hopper. That's all of the season one fish.


There were several semi famous internet people who made appearances in the tank but none of them were contestants and they only stayed for two days tops. The vietnamese comedian stayed longer but I wouldn't consider him internet famous. He was moderately successful in his local scene. I thought his speech impediment was a joke at the expense of Jon who had just left but it was real. I still think it's funny how he was a perfect mashup of the first two Fish who left before he arrived and it's what established the lookalike gag throughout the rest of the season. Lance for Vance. Betty for Letty. Someone who's name I forgot for Josie (the worst lookalike) and finally Airsoft for Sylvia.
 
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Fishtank made an estimated 1.2 million dollars with a budget of 250k and pulled tens of thousands of live viewers who watched for hours on end. For a niche alternative comedy group like MDE it was easily the most profitable and successful thing they ever did. It also brought in people who might not be interested or like MDE's typical comedy and made them fans. It reached outside of their core audience. I would hardly call a million dollars in profit a "very mild success"
I was referring more to the cultural impact of the show, in response to Jet's statement about Fishtank 'advancing culture'.
I don't doubt they made money on the project and I don't think they would've gone through with it if they felt it wouldn't be financially successful in the first place.
 
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