Sam Hyde


Sam's playing OG Fallout. And I'm pretty sure the game is older than his Zoomer wigger hanger ons and his zoomer wigger audience. They all seem confused by the game. Even though Fallout 1 was considered streamlined and casualized back in the day. Nowadays it's esoteric and "too complicated".

We have devolved as gamers. Millions must be purged.
 
Absolute Chad, how'd he know that was my password as well?

What a retard lmao, why'd he think that was a good idea? Doesn't he know his fanbase enough to know better and not be an absolute SILLY BILLY. Not really sure how funny that bit would have been anyways, but saying his shit out loud is a Jon level move right there. His shits going way downhill since he came back to streaming, and I really don't see him having much more to offer with it. He pretty much killed the Tinder/Bumble bit within two streams, with the only other good stuff being meltdowns, particularly the Corvette one. That's all old though, and it's unlikely it'll come back with his current level of things. Not really sure if people don't pay attention or are too cucked, but the amount of repeat questions for him and Nick is insane, since you can pretty much make up whatever they'd say. You might actually end up better instead of taking whatever Sammy says as 100% serious life advice.
Also fuck his coffee, that's shit he was bitching about like a year ago with those cringe ass Black Tactical Delta Marine Rifle Ops Veteran coffee companies, but now I guess he's one of them. Maybe he didn't know that I own a village in Laos where my personal supply of green tea and beetle nut is grown. Oh well, simple mistake, I'll forgive him. He for sure seems to have a habit of hating on things and then later changes his mind and blows 250k on a Pokimane level mid car, and will probably join the J clan sooner or later if he already isn't among them. Samuel Hydestein born on July 15 in NY for the win mang.

Nick streams aren't really doing a whole lot better. They're getting like 1.5K viewers these days with there no longer being any good houses, likely due to there being no new viewers, not many viewers with houses to offer, and not many who value his reaction to a house at $25 a go. He had good stuff to say early on but now it's just repetitive and it's probably just running it's course. He's probably making bank off Chamonix stuff though, with whoever wants to buy some expensive and rather mid shirt or candle. BURN INSENSE LIKE A MAN, FUCKERS. I quit tuning in a while ago and simply just download the stuff as shit to listen to when I don't have service, but even then I think I'm totally done with the Sam streams, and Nick not long after. Chris also sucks ass and isn't really that funny. Not that Jet was very good either, but Chris just sounds like a half drunk pillhead the whole time, and his reading shit sucks. Jet also sounds like a pillhead, but at least just a retarded one, not just retarded and drunk.

There's really not much more they can offer of any worth besides MAYBE FishTank S2 or WP2, but even then I'm not super hyped anymore. I'll probably peep the clips, but I think my interest in the Hyde fella has begun it's downfall. Probably only reasonable as one person can only be interesting for so many hours, and those lads have had a FUCKTON of hours tryna be entertaining.

Jk, Chike it up niggas, MDE never dies!!!
 
Watched the new episode on youtube and made a fishtank.live account with a burner email. How do I watch the new new episode? Is it all paywalled? Good for them I guess to get that much dough.
 
There's really not much more they can offer of any worth besides MAYBE FishTank S2 or WP2, but even then I'm not super hyped anymore.
please fucking help me sir i am indian

HOW DO I START IGNORING INDIANS
SEE THIS KNIFE?
YOU'RE DYING NOW
YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE BIT OF A PEST
I'M NOT SAYING IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE INDIAN BUT I AM KILLING YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE INDIAN

you died the death of a coward
you died the death of a deranged schizophrenic indian coward
 
Both you and Peggy have this really weird sexual obsession with Sam. It's ALWAYS about sucking and fucking with you guys. You can't stop talking about his dick and asshole. Like you can call him gay but it's you who are making up shit about him getting fucked by guys you are the real faggot here.
Disgruntled ex girlfriend who still finds him kind of hot or a troll. "samhydeisapedo" is most likely a troll and there is something way weirder and more mentally ill going on with Peggy who has made hundreds of posts about Sam in this thread going back years.
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1. He was drunk during that stream. He was at a bar drinking.
2. I never called him a schizo I said he was having mental health issues. Charls has always been off mentally it's part of his charm.
3. You can be lifelong friends with someone and say something untrue when you are drunk and angry. He was very emotional during that stream people say shit they don't mean when they are emotional, drunk and angry.
4. Remember that he resented Sam for getting World Peace cancelled for years. Before they reunited he hated him.

You are gay
Sounds like a lotta cope for your Internet daddy being a gay tranny fucker
 
Diablo IV converted 100+hrs of my life into pure dog shit.

They're being hyperbolic of course but every point Charls and Sam made was accurate. All faces are presets and they're all ugly as fuck. There's two body types to choose from for each class: male or female. The only one that was remotely appealing to me was the male Barbarian simply because his physique wasn't a dysgenic freak show like all the others. Seriously rough stuff to look at, not a single option for even a slightly good looking character, only half breed mongoloids. Very putrid. D4's worst sin is a lack of end game which means all the tedium you endure to get your character to max level is worthless. Good game design!

The only sweet thing about D4 is that you could give your character a sweet name for everyone to see. I mained a flurry rogue called Retard and on the side levelled a barbarian named BLOODRAPER.
 
I'm generally pretty positive towards Sam in this thread but his recent overdrive into shill mode has been really scummy. People used to jokingly call him Scam Hyde back in the day during Kickstarter TV but the prices they are charging now are ridiculous. 60 bucks to be able to use the chatroom on a website? Like come the fuck on. That's just blatant greed. The paypigs who actually shell out the money to pay him are just as much as fault for enabling him.
 
peak sam-ism in today's stream:
>learn about Rachmaninoff's Prelude in C Sharp Minor from a car video
>play it on stream, twice, to demonstrate how good your taste is
>invent a meaningless opinion about classical piano performance
>rant about asian pianists over-emoting while playing
>one of the wiggers tells him they cry when they listen to this
>it is a mid jazz-fusion piece played by an asian woman who is over-emoting

jfc he even calls it a piano "track" lmao
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fuck im actually mati over chris. how tf do you listen to C Sharp Minor for the first time, not react, and then start talking about how much you love piano music and recommend some butt ass jazz-fusion piece talking about how it made you cry. that guy is beyond retarded.
 
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