Sam Hyde

[Maldavius Figtree]

A 28-year-old man should not be hooking up with 16-year-olds.

This is the only thing that matters. Nobody cares what some word of the law shit with state lines is or whatever. Same goes for obviously mentally retarded women, even if they are legally adults.

You can like the character, you can like his work, but don't go acting like Sam Hyde isn't a deeply broken person as well.
He has a pattern of abusive personal relationships, and there are more red flags (ugh) than one can count. What adult male surrounds himself with zoomer wiggers? What stable adult has very public falling outs and reconciliations with long time friends? Male BPD is what it is.

If you are looking at obviously abusive relationships and start arguing semantics, just fucking stop.

I get it. I like a lot of his stuff as well.
I also like David Bowie's and Mike Jagger's stuff, and both were absolutely notorious for spending their days plowing runaway child groupies. The difference is that Ziggy Stardust was not giving life advice besides generic "just be yourself" normie shit.

I am not even saying Sam is giving bad advice. The man fucked up his life very thoroughly, at least listen to him when he explains his mistakes. But don't take him as a fucking role model.
Sam's just acting out the dad his subconsciousness wishes he had had. Might be useful to a generation of fatherless men. But don't idolize broken people.

 

[ShootyPee]

I used to really hate Sam just open nostril blowing snot out his nose till I saw the reactions from other ppl to it like AirsoftFatty and Josh and now I think it's hysterical

 

[ShootyPee]

One thing I've always wondered about is why didn't Charls markypost during his meltdown stream? He talked about so much other shit including Sam having gay sex, you'd think he'd at least pay lip service to the biggest rumor surrounding him.

Cause it's baseless and Charlls only attacks what he thinks or knows is real

 

[HopperTopper]

I don't have any of the receipts for this on hand but I remember it being pretty frequently repeated among the people who keep track of the dirt on the east coast edgy comedy scene that Hyde is on the periphery of, that comedians fucking their underage fan girls is not particularly shocking or uncommon. I have seen it mentioned in regards to Nick Mullen, Stavros Halkias, Adam Friedland (all associates of Sam for a long time), as well as Chapo Trap House and others in that scene. But you can even just listen to their comedy, lusting after teenage girls or talking about sex traffickers like Epstein with "ironic" reverence is a pretty frequent punchline for comedians in or around this scene (e.g Gillis, also a long time associate of Hyde). They also all extol the same kind of nihilist "nothing matters, everything is permitted" ideological vapidity. Which might explain why supposedly "alt right" comedian Sam Hyde gets on so well with socialist podcasters who occasionally say edgy shit for a punchline.

I listened to cum town and they only ever seethed about epstein and billionaires fucking kids, what the fuck are you talking about? not that they're not degenerates like all comedians, but you're just making shit up

 

[Heem 'em all.]

I listened to cum town and they only ever seethed about epstein and billionaires fucking kids, what the fuck are you talking about? not that they're not degenerates like all comedians, but you're just making shit up

They constantly made off hand remarks about "hot teens", Mullen's obsession with Epstein lacked any kind of moralizing that would constitute "seethe", he talked about him like he was fascinating, and Gillis and McCusker have made many "Ironic" comments about how "cool" that lifestyle is. What I can remember distinctly is Mullen seething about how "exploitative" TCAP was. I listened to pretty much their entire body of work over Covid, as well as Gillis's, and read a lot of the online chatter surrounding the NY scene, but please, show me specific examples where I am wrong and I will edit my post with the addendum that I am a big fat liar.

ADDENDUM: I am a BIG FAT LIAR. As provided by HopperTopper, Mullen has made statements that more strongly condemn Epstein.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I don't have any of the receipts for this on hand but I remember it being pretty frequently repeated among the people who keep track of the dirt on the east coast edgy comedy scene that Hyde is on the periphery of, that comedians fucking their underage fan girls is not particularly shocking or uncommon. I have seen it mentioned in regards to Nick Mullen, Stavros Halkias, Adam Friedland (all associates of Sam for a long time), as well as Chapo Trap House and others in that scene. But you can even just listen to their comedy, lusting after teenage girls or talking about sex traffickers like Epstein with "ironic" reverence is a pretty frequent punchline for comedians in or around this scene (e.g Gillis, also a long time associate of Hyde). They also all extol the same kind of nihilist "nothing matters, everything is permitted" ideological vapidity. Which might explain why supposedly "alt right" comedian Sam Hyde gets on so well with socialist podcasters who occasionally say edgy shit for a punchline.

I generally have contempt for both coasts, West more than East, but this information really narrows that gap. I've never held this animosity for Rhode Island, Connecticut or Massachusetts, (or the south/Maine), I've always found them charming, but this info along with Sam being a product of RI makes me reconsider this.

 

[Heem 'em all.]

I generally have contempt for both coasts, West more than East, but this information really narrows that gap. I've never held this animosity for Rhode Island, Connecticut or Massachusetts, (or the south/Maine), I've always found them charming, but this info along with Sam being a product of RI makes me reconsider this.

To be clear, and as I said, I do not have screenshots or receipts to state definitively that that is the case, its just what I remember being said on the spaces that are obsessed with that NY scene, and Sam, They could be as credible as that drunk bitch that tried to stream with Null.

 

[HopperTopper]

They constantly made off hand remarks about "hot teens", Mullen's obsession with Epstein lacked any kind of moralizing that would constitute "seethe", he talked about him like he was fascinating, and Gillis and McCusker have made many "Ironic" comments about how "cool" that lifestyle is. What I can remember distinctly is Mullen seething about how "exploitative" TCAP was. I listened to pretty much their entire body of work over Covid, as well as Gillis's, and read a lot of the online chatter surrounding the NY scene, but please, show me specific examples where I am wrong and I will edit my post with the addendum that I am a big fat liar.

I don't feel like skimming through hundreds of episodes of cum town for an internet argument because that's gay, but here's nick talking about epstein with (some of) the irony removed and you can clearly tell he's not a fan, 18:15 being a good place to jump to. dude isn't going to use his platform to constantly remind people that epstein exists, before doing that was cool, out of some kind of reverence.

 

[Heem 'em all.]

I don't feel like skimming through hundreds of episodes of cum town for an internet argument because that's gay, but here's nick talking about epstein with (some of) the irony removed and you can clearly tell he's not a fan, 18:15 being a good place to jump to. dude isn't going to use his platform to constantly remind people that epstein exists, before doing that was cool, out of some kind of reverence.

Fair enough, I will concede that point and have edited one of my posts, but I do still find it suspect that attraction to and sex with underage girls is both a re-occurring punchline for this group of people, and is alleged against a lot of them in online chatter.

 

[xertruglia]

Lost Media? Can't find any backups on this thread.

Oh I watched that. Off the top of my head he said that when they were in Atlanta he read posts on Tumblr accusing Sam of being a pedophile and then he confronted Sam about it and Sam fired him.

Ok I'll bite. I saw the video. I have a better rundown I think.

GF had gone to confront Sam about pedophile rumors. Keep in mind, GF is not talking about marky image macros because they did not exist yet. He is talking about separate pedophile rumors prior to that. To handwave that there were rumors about this kind of stuff before is silly. Sam was on tumblr in 2014. There were not lots of grown women on tumblr in 2014. The grown women that were there were not following mde around to comedy clubs.

The video doesn't dwell so much on that though. It's mostly about what happened after. He confronted Sam about it and got blocked.

Him and orangys music had been used for mde stuff. So later on people start asking "what happened to them" Sam then goes off with this long post (i think on 8chan later reposted to the subreddit) saying that orangy died and it was all GFs fault. So people took Sam at his word and would message GF telling him how he's a piece of shit who killed his friend. They likely did this anytime a thread got derailed with pedo allegations. Before people were accused of being Channing they were accused of being GF.

The video is mostly him clearing his name with regard to that. He doesn't want people to think he killed his friend.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

Lost Media?

The video probably is, I can't find it anywhere. Thankfully an archived transcript from the video exists (Archives: 1 2):

Spoiler: Transcript

hi this is a veyrovaf video message saltedam supershow it's 2 a.m on february 2022. um i'm i'm reporting that my songs two of them were in an idubbbz video a video that's been out for like a couple days and it's already got three million views and you know this is a big deal for me personally because

people only find out about my music from videos uh like namely million dollar extreme sam hyde stuff and i'm really excited about all the new people that this will bring to my soundcloud because that's the primary thing here is just getting the music out and and and putting it in the hands of the fans

so i'm happy about that i'm really surprised by it i mean i don't know like if idubbbz you know has something personally special about me because i found him like very cute in the video you know he's a very talented filmmaker um i don't know i've just been thinking about idubbbz a lot like he's so in

that video he's so like meek and shielded it just really makes you want to get in there right you know what i mean i don't know totally not gay anyway million dollar extreme i was there in the beginning it was me jerry orangey uh that's not three people that's just jerry slash orangey um in 2008 when

you googled when you youtube searched tim and eric you got mde videos you got the the bassfx one the guy the one where sam's take to the mattress like all those really old ones not not the bull cut [ __ ] that was later um we were there at the start we were doing fundraising you can look back at my videos

we were doing um like youtube poopers were all collaborating in tandem with million dollar extreme mde started with you know youtube poop people and that means that md started with a fan base of people that um youtube searched mario and just kind of went from there and they found cdi and then uh they

got a brain tumor i don't know i shouldn't make jokes about youtube it's really important to me um so yeah and and so they sam sam commented on my stuff you know i don't know sam used my music sam used jerry's music and um you know you read my body language i'm nervous because i'm like i'm moving from

topic one to topic two and topic two is is uh this you know the the varevaf samhide beef which is namely uh have i said namely twice uh it's it's it's all [ __ ] up because of this completely schizo uh timeline that sam hyde has put in this 8chan post which at this point i feel like is is is the thing

that comes up if you google gammon favreau which is awesome um you know i've i've been on the scene for more than a decade and for that to be like my crowning achievement is cool um you know i don't know what the comments on this are gonna be like or if anyone's gonna care enough to watch but i feel

like the people who are into this stuff and the people who follow it and the people who pursue me over it i say this to them a lot they're like the people that that care a lot about game grumps breaking up like jon and the fat racist guy um like they're trying to find out what went wrong and people are

trying to find out what went wrong between me sam hyde and oh wow i just got looked back at your memories and it's a final fantasy screenshot from like two years ago it's kind of sick it's in one drive great i'm glad microsoft is just passively saving all of my files like that's not gonna get me [Music]

okay so anyway you can look up the hm post and you can read it a lot of people um what's what i find interesting is that people read it and they just like they just take that [ __ ] and roll with it they're like okay what what they call me is like a like a [ __ ] like serial killer with with brain waves

of death like i have the power to to mind control people um through pure marxist energy like you know it's very dark it's it's it's dark stuff you don't want to get involved um i need to get to the point here the reason the actual reason and i've and i've posted this i've i've told a few people this

i've posted this in like youtube comments that are probably long gone um the reason why sam hyde doesn't like me is because when he was working on uh world peace like he was around atlanta like around williams street you know where cartoon network is i i that that has to be the reason because it was

late it was late early 2014. [Music] so he was he was working on world peace and the problem was that the word on the street is that almost every 14 15 16 year old girl in the tri-county [ __ ] area of atlanta was was being hit up for nudes by sam hyde and you know like like trying to hook up and and

at the time i was like a 19 year old you know i'm not i'm not gonna say terminally online i think that's [ __ ] gay if you say that um i i was a care [ __ ] i'll say that that's like a goon term right i was i was a care [ __ ] on tumblr i was i was by no mean trooned i was not trooned yet um however

my qualm with this was i didn't even quantify it when i told him i was just like you gotta stop this his response was you are officially a woman like you're you're you're you're blowing this out i don't know like like i think that's all i remember is that he said i was a woman you know and i ended up

pruning out so he got me like a samurai uh but yeah i'm stuck now huh right so sam reacted negatively to this and i didn't even quantify it i didn't say hey you're gonna get in trouble for this some um journalist list list is gonna is gonna hit you up and and [ __ ] you over for this and it's gonna ruin

everything it ended up like it didn't need nothing needed to happen for everything to get ruined like i mean world peace specifically um because he was working on world peace when he was in atlanta um i i didn't quantify with that i don't remember that i don't remember making an argument i just remember

like saying like like you got to stop this and he was like very mad very mad so immediately i'm like excommunicated i think like he he um he he he has jerry over there for um not even like three weeks like less than three weeks and i was talking to him when he was there and he was like it's like kind

of uncomfortable but not like nothing else other than that um and uh i mean that was kind of it for like varivat and mde and uh like there wasn't a there wasn't a big a champ post back then so there wasn't like a public beef and uh and that was cool because now um what i get why am i sitting like this

i'm like hunched over and [ __ ] but i look like a total like tool if i lean back like this i don't know what if i yeah that looks a lot more normal um so there was no beef the beef started after jerry died um and i i have a lot of detachment around the death of my best friend orangy that's what my professionals

call it when they notice it um i'm not gonna talk about it much um just because i feel like you don't deserve it he's uh he the the kid was a [ __ ] genius he he would have been three times over a fx twin um you know but there's a lot of hurt here i feel i sound [ __ ] soulless but um really uh that's

the reason why sam made the post the reason why sam made um the hn post is because he like was salty why am i saying salty salty about someone's death but i don't eat but but but that's what that's what the post wants you to think that's what the post is there to make you think uh but what he's actually

mad about is me just being like hey like stop asking these like little girls for nudes and uh like honestly it's 20 22. i understand now having become a grown-ass man uh several times over by now i'm on like fourth puberty uh you know big powerful men um get young women and that's cool whatever but i

was 19 year old tumbler kid it was a long time ago because i'm almost [ __ ] 30. and um uh i i cared a lot like a lot about like pedo [ __ ] and you know dutch toy weep and you know it ended up like totally [ __ ] over my music career right because now i torpedoed my music career over over over you know

tumblr tumblr afabs like going no but you know whatever the important thing is or the interesting thing maybe is that like bernstein never found out about this like no like of course like all 50 000 of these people like never got any chat logs no screenshots or whatever the [ __ ] because it's all either

powder fake or whatever the [ __ ] i understand that um but none of them with the bernstein or whatever the [ __ ] his name was um so it ended up that that's not why sam hyde ever got cancelled maybe there's a third like pivot i can do per second um so i want that to be public like i want to hop onto

this idubbbz thing and make a public statement because i haven't talked to my channel in in probably 10 years i don't i don't like talk to my fan base much my my fan base and i i really i i feel like um it should be known publicly that this is what went down because most of the communication i actually

have with my fan base is what's interesting is that it's it's angry mde fans who are reacting to this 8-chan post and um telling me that i murdered jerry uh and that i'm like a marxist schizo [ __ ] or whatever the [ __ ] they're saying you know they're saying i'm deeply [ __ ] up people read this post

and they just like take it like they're just like oh like this is law this is the [ __ ] bible and um you know that's cool uh but maybe that offers some perspective i mean i could still be a marxist [ __ ] just being crypto i mean i don't know man i i've had the nazi haircut a few times by now i i don't

know what else i gotta do um for one i would shamelessly [ __ ] drop everything and and and let sam allow sam to use my music which is a crazy thing to say um but i just i care that much about getting more soundcloud followers despite everything he's done and like the horrible [ __ ] he said and you

know like anyone that's ever worked with sam comes out of it like mad at him and all of that leaks out and like you could there was some i almost used a sword but someone someone recently put out a it's a like a call out post actually for sam and it was on kiwi farms and it was like someone that worked

for him and you know it was like there's other names whatever i i i wanted to get this out and i also just wanted to say hi um my newest album this is this is part three this is cleanup this is conclusion i'm just gonna pimp my [ __ ] out because i i don't know no one's gonna watch this but cringewrist

will be on spotify in a couple weeks and that should be great i really like getting more views on my music so uh please comment i really want to have a dialogue because my dialogue is these [ __ ] psychos just being like hey we know what you did and it's just like dude you you like i said you are a guy

who reads game grumps conspiracy like you are you need you need to edit a wiki you need to make a video essay you need to write a script for a video essay like [ __ ] off anyway bye

Here is the thumbnail:

Spoiler: Thumbnail

(https://archive.fo/5Ggbj)

 

[Basili]

Sam's internet daddy act is as annoying as the type of fans it's attracted and he should've stuck to comedy. He's they type of guy who doesn't practice what he preaches and it's super obvious. "Just get married and have kids bro. Who cares about money!" said the unmarried, childless 40 year old man who fucked a drugged out trainwreck like Channing a decade ago.

Even ignoring the Marky stuff, which I still don't know if it's real or not, the dude has a terrible taste in women. Mommy issues fucked him up bad.

His daddy issues are even worse. He called people who mope and whine about family weak but also cried about his father not wanting to be around him because Sam owes him 1000$ (which he can very easily pay back if he wanted to) in the same clip. Also notable, I don't think it's his real father but he is a step dad. I wouldn't take advice from this obese fuck anytime soon

 

[Rick Nekieta]

The bottom line is that Sam is not some 4D 400 IQ chess master. He is not the philosopher of our time. He is not a font for the ages. He's a fucked up weirdo and a borderline sociopath, if not full on sociopath. There is no hidden esoteric message in the subtext of his comedy, sometimes a jerk is just a jerk.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

The bottom line is that Sam is not some 4D 400 IQ chess master. He is not the philosopher of our time. He is not a font for the ages. He's a fucked up weirdo and a borderline sociopath, if not full on sociopath. There is no hidden esoteric message in the subtext of his comedy, sometimes a jerk is just a jerk.

Are you seriously trying to tell me this isn't the work of a 180 IQ genius? Lol... as if.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This is the only thing that matters. Nobody cares what some word of the law shit with state lines is or whatever. Same goes for obviously mentally retarded women, even if they are legally adults.

You can like the character, you can like his work, but don't go acting like Sam Hyde isn't a deeply broken person as well.
He has a pattern of abusive personal relationships, and there are more red flags (ugh) than one can count. What adult male surrounds himself with zoomer wiggers? What stable adult has very public falling outs and reconciliations with long time friends? Male BPD is what it is.

If you are looking at obviously abusive relationships and start arguing semantics, just fucking stop.

I get it. I like a lot of his stuff as well.
I also like David Bowie's and Mike Jagger's stuff, and both were absolutely notorious for spending their days plowing runaway child groupies. The difference is that Ziggy Stardust was not giving life advice besides generic "just be yourself" normie shit.

I am not even saying Sam is giving bad advice. The man fucked up his life very thoroughly, at least listen to him when he explains his mistakes. But don't take him as a fucking role model.
Sam's just acting out the dad his subconsciousness wishes he had had. Might be useful to a generation of fatherless men. But don't idolize broken people.

Really makes you wonder if Sam masks his BPD freakouts with multiple layers of humor and irony. Hell, even his falling out with Charles was over some really stupid shit that neither man cares about anymore.

Both genders with the disorder have a real hard time keeping longterm friends.

His daddy issues are even worse. He called people who mope and whine about family weak but also cried about his father not wanting to be around him because Sam owes him 1000$ (which he can very easily pay back if he wanted to) in the same clip. Also notable, I don't think it's his real father but he is a step dad. I wouldn't take advice from this obese fuck anytime soon

Yeah.... he was never on good terms with his dad/stepdad.

 

[Basili]

I don't have any of the receipts for this on hand but I remember it being pretty frequently repeated among the people who keep track of the dirt on the east coast edgy comedy scene that Hyde is on the periphery of, that comedians fucking their underage fan girls is not particularly shocking or uncommon. I have seen it mentioned in regards to Nick Mullen, Stavros Halkias, Adam Friedland (all associates of Sam for a long time), as well as Chapo Trap House and others in that scene. But you can even just listen to their comedy, lusting after teenage girls or talking about sex traffickers like Epstein with "ironic" reverence is a pretty frequent punchline for comedians in or around this scene (e.g Gillis, also a long time associate of Hyde). They also all extol the same kind of nihilist "nothing matters, everything is permitted" ideological vapidity. Which might explain why supposedly "alt right" comedian Sam Hyde gets on so well with socialist podcasters who occasionally say edgy shit for a punchline.

Every single Sam Hyde fan ive talked to about the Marky situation has resulted on them saying anything along the lines of: "where were her parents" "It's her fault/she wanted it" "so what?" "le heckin' BASED!!!11" whatever niggerbabble cope they can come up with so they can keep sucking his cock.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

I really want to know what the deeper meaning behind this is. The layers upon layers within layers of irony just make it indecipherable to me. Does anybody have a good technical analysis?

 

[Pigtoad]

After reading through this thread I've concluded that I actually hate Sam Hyde fans.

 

[Jace on ice]

After reading through this thread I've concluded that I actually hate Sam Hyde fans.

Sam is a sociopath, a charismatic and funny one but still a sociopath.

His fans are sociopaths too but dumb socially inept ones so they look even worse by comparison.

 

[NKVD qt]

I have heard about the Marky claims for ages but only recently read the thread. Is my understanding correct, that it's basically confirmed now that he slept with her when she was maximum 16? If so how can you sweep for that, it's just gross.