Sam Hyde

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

I just rewatched the whole Harland podcast again from the beginning, and what took me aback the most was that putting that personality black-hole, seemingly borderline-retarded Filipino zoomer to lurk in shot the whole time was Sam's idea. Biggest own goal of the whole thing. If you're going to put one of your henchmen behind the host to add an intimidation/discomforting factor to your big bad racist social domination routine, why make it the scrawny, brainless, autistic-looking brown kid? Jesus.

 

[raisinlove]

Probably because there wasn’t any secret ulterior 4d chess motive like you tards are imagining and Damiel was the booking/social media/marketing guy for this leg of these shows because he lives in California and was just there with everyone else

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

Probably because there wasn’t any secret ulterior 4d chess motive like you tards are imagining and Damiel was the booking/social media/marketing guy for this leg of these shows because he lives in California and was just there with everyone else

Just prior to 2 minutes in Sam says "Damiel, can you stand next to Harland so he's got some backup?" while laughing. Seems obvious that he went into the show looking to make Harland feel awkward and slightly uncomfortable (I'm not judging, it's Sam's whole shtick and he pulled it off great on iDubbbz), but it completely backfired when Harland fully leant into it, and made it so that he basically had a guy on "team Sam" be his bitch throughout the whole episode.

The problem with the shtick is that if you're not making your subject look like an uncomfortable retard, you're making yourself look like an uncomfortable retard. And when Sam realised he'd lost the upper hand, he couldn't handle it and had a violent tantrum. Which is totally on him. If he'd wanted to go in as a fellow comedian on equal terms and exchange some dumb riffing he could have had a nice time like Nick Mullen did. If he wants to do the humiliation routine that's fine, but it's a live by the sword, die by the sword situation.

 

[hairazor]

Holy dumpster fire this thread is retarded on both sides

Harland is funny and has had a great career, Sam is funny and has had a great run too. Sam got annoyed by a couple underhanded Harland bits, no one but Harland's desk is worse for wear.
It'd be cool if Sam, Nick, and Charls go back on in a few months, but I think Harland's people don't like Sam very much.
There's really nothing else to say. Any other opinion is a-logging or dick sucking needlessly.

Hopefully Harland goes on Joe Rogan and talks about how weird Sam is.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Now that it's been pointed out this podcast appearance probably happened around the third week of June, I would like to point out something else:
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This was the same episode where Sam said you shouldn't consume any media about schadenfreude (while Fishtank was still airing, no less)

Sam has held a personal grudge against schadenfreude for a few years at the very least. He's used King Cobra as an example on pgl before and got mad at tayleigh when she was on fishtank for being a fan of Cobes. Yes it's hypocritical but no not due to Harland. The boomer thing is obvious, he's joked about hating boomers for years. I think they even asked for call ins about boomers after the previous show so I don't think it was last minute spurred on by Harland.

 

[black people]

I only know Harland from the comedy movies he was in. I had no idea he is this funny. He wiped the floor with Sam. By the end Sam was sitting alone on the left and Harland was on the right with Sam's crew laughing at Sam. kino

The Redbar video on Harland with Rogan also picks out the parts where he makes Rogan look like a fool. Rogan is a fool but guests are usually nice to him. Harland is on a jihad against bad comedy.

 

[else_letter]

Harland is funny and has had a great career, Sam is funny and has had a great run too. Sam got annoyed by a couple underhanded Harland bits, no one but Harland's desk is worse for wear.

To me this was just Sam getting his ego bruised up and looking bad for a bit. Comments about any larger cascading negative impact are silly and I don't believe this bad podcast has bigger implications for Sam realistically.

 

[yoursavior]

To me this was just Sam getting his ego bruised up and looking bad for a bit. Comments about any larger cascading negative impact are silly and I don't believe this bad podcast has bigger implications for Sam realistically.

This is just what I've mostly chopped it up to. Far from career ending, but yet another twig in the gorilla nest of "Sam looking retarded".

 

[curbside2]

You mean the gay little video that got 22.9 million views and everyone loved and got Shane Ghilis and Joe Rogan to mention him by name on JRE? That gay little video?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this much glazing in a Cow thread. There are non-cow threads for that in the multimedia section.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I was apathetic towards this Harland fella at the start of all this bullshit but all these fags who have come out of the woodworks to say "AKSHULLY HE'S THE FUNNIEST COMEDIAN EVER, HE WAS NORM MCDONALD'S FRIEND!" Have made me actively dislike him. Christ you people are insufferable. Death to all comedy nerds.

 

[Inspector Rex]

I've just watched it and the only interesting thing here is table breaking stuff, and only because it was just awkward. Sam kept shooting down every conversation with random stuff so the whole thing feels like a bunch of unfunny tiktok skits glued together. All in all, it's a 48 minutes-long waste of time, none of this was entertaining.

 

[curbside2]

I was apathetic towards this Harland fella at the start of all this bullshit but all these fags who have come out of the woodworks to say "AKSHULLY HE'S THE FUNNIEST COMEDIAN EVER, HE WAS NORM MCDONALD'S FRIEND!" Have made me actively dislike him. Christ you people are insufferable. Death to all comedy nerds.

Harland isn’t funny. He didn’t own Sam. Leave based /our/guy alone!


If you think Sam didn’t come out of this looking lame then I have a gorilla nest to sell you.

 

[Peep Plops]

I still can't decide whether Hyde or his fans are more pathetic. On one hand you have a middle-aged roided up midwit that surrounds himself with children and on the other one you have his dickriders who think the violent bully with no real convictions is the "savior of the white race" and run defense for him with the ferocity of a billion jeets.

 

[pentangle]

Sam definitely chimped though, and it was extremely fucking funny that it was over "gorilla nests".
Harland passive-aggressively removed all the plugs but still included all the links in the description lmao

Around when did this chimping out happen? Not sure if I want to commit to an entire 48 minutes to find it.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

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Harland isn’t funny. He didn’t own Sam. Leave based /our/guy alone!
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If you think Sam didn’t come out of this looking lame then I have a gorilla nest to sell you.

Bro are you really logging everyone's stickers into a spreadsheet like Santa making a naughty list?

 

[Rick The Stick]

I was apathetic towards this Sam fella at the start of all this bullshit but all these fags who have come out of the woodworks to say "AKSHULLY HE'S THE FUNNIEST ARTIST EVER, HE WAS TROLLING!" Have made me actively dislike him. Christ you people are insufferable. Death to all art fags.

Harsh, but I can't disagree

 

[Tiddie Passer]

This thread is very faggoty. Sam & gang can be very funny but he looked like a retard with Harland, bit or no bit. I wish people would wash my nuts as hard as MDE niggers do Sam because he says the Jew word. Sam should have let Nick do the talking with Harland because at least Nick can riff.

Anyways, the big takeaway here is that the Jews won this round. Aryans have been set back 1000 years thanks to this podcast

 

[curbside2]

Bro are you really logging everyone's stickers into a spreadsheet like Santa making a naughty list?

This isn’t Reddit. Documenting and taking note is encouraged. We’re aware how easy it is to see who is a Sam worshipper or not. You can see easily by who is mad reacting to every post because Sam took an L. It’s genuinely gay you wiggers are filling a cow thread to defend your e daddy.

 

[babadook]

One thing I want to point out is that Mike Tyson (you know, the infamously volatile ear biting guy) went on Norm Macdonald Live and Norm trolled him trying to get him to say nigger etc. and he was somehow able to restrain himself better than Sam. That's how bad this is.

But then Norm died so who really won in the end

 

[Liquid Gaddafi]

I still can't decide whether Hyde or his fans are more pathetic. On one hand you have a middle-aged roided up midwit that surrounds himself with children and on the other one you have his dickriders who think the violent bully with no real convictions is the "savior of the white race" and run defense for him with the ferocity of a billion jeets.

The fanboys, by far. In Sam's defense, I think he was actually very funny back in the day, and he did build a platform where other more talented people could shine, I still watch the vertical videos from time to time and other old MDE stuff and have a good time, but since he started making dad simulator videos the fanbase changed and became a cult. It got even worse after the Idubbz doc, where I suspect most of the Samtrannies ITT come from. I remember back then MDE fans used to troll Sam non-stop and it was part of the joke and I think it made him a better comedian, now they all just pretend him burping into the mic is le comedy gold and call you a tranny jew if you don't think otherwise. They are very salty because this crashout interrupted the non-stop glazing ITT and go into defense mode, if this was 10-15 years ago everyone would be making edits of Sam in a jungle looking like a gorilla or something, it could be the start of something similar to the shooter meme, but they preffer to run damage control for their e-daddy.