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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
The look of fear on poor shinji's face

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also why is he walking in with that doflamingo ass getup.
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Apparently Jet did a Q&A in fishchat last night/this morning. Apparently Tay's hat is being taken, there's no plan day to day (big surprise), and they're planning on a new house/venue for each season.
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Apparently Jet did a Q&A in fishchat last night/this morning. Apparently Tay's hat is being taken, there's no plan day to day (big surprise), and they're planning on a new house/venue for each season.
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"Mauro actually has thick skin!" - Jet. Is that why he left the show twice once over Simmons and the next because Frank dared fuck with him?
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"Mauro actually has thick skin!" - Jet. Is that why he left the show twice once over Simmons and the next because Frank dared fuck with him?
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youuuuuu hush your mouth! you know he left over a tummyache! how dare you spit such slander!!!!

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My bad I needed to use wigger spelling, he left over a TUMMACHE*
 
Gonna agree with Jet: Megs greatest contribution was when she was made to stand in the corner.
Did she have any other bits? Most I remember is her constantly going "spaghetti and meatballs xDD" from that one guy who pretends to be a serious game critic, unless his opinion's considered shit then it's totally just comedy, guys.
Apparently Jet did a Q&A in fishchat last night/this morning. Apparently Tay's hat is being taken, there's no plan day to day (big surprise), and they're planning on a new house/venue for each season.
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What is his obsession with wardrobe, is the guy metrosexual? His outfits aren't exactly fashion show quality either. I hope he means they'll have to wear outfits that match the season's theme, because that could actually be a pretty neat idea. Otherwise, I'll take a thousand Death Grips T-shirts over whatever the retard thinks is cool.
 
Apparently Jet did a Q&A in fishchat last night/this morning. Apparently Tay's hat is being taken, there's no plan day to day (big surprise), and they're planning on a new house/venue for each season.
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"The trash isn't that funny destroying stuff isn't that funny"
I agree - it's not funny. But seeing the house deteriorate in S1 was awesome and definitely in line with the "hell house" concept. If we get to the end and the whole house is still intact and clean, that will suck.
 
Apparently Jet did a Q&A in fishchat last night/this morning. Apparently Tay's hat is being taken, there's no plan day to day (big surprise), and they're planning on a new house/venue for each season.
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They want a professional show with no planning lol? And no property damage. The only reason I watched was to see a timelapse of the place turning into a crack house, the chaos and shit was the only interesting part of the show. And for 50$ a TTS I don't think it's unreasonable to see that. Why do they just want some generic reality TV show, no one is watching for that.

The first season was funny because it was an ironically terrible reality show. I could get the same experience they want being a white woman watching TLC.
 
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Jet just makes himself look more and more incompetent every day to run a project with so much funding behind it, he really needs to shut up and stop sending so many TTS messages himself because it looks bad when so many are coming from him in the basement.

This was after he said he wanted to have minimal interference with the show as well, he sends TTS messages when the audience is locked out of sending them and spammed a bunch at Meg when she wanted to leave which made her feel worse.
 
"The trash isn't that funny destroying stuff isn't that funny"
I agree - it's not funny. But seeing the house deteriorate in S1 was awesome and definitely in line with the "hell house" concept. If we get to the end and the whole house is still intact and clean, that will suck.
The destroying the house thing, sure, isnt that funny and I think they culled most of it because I imagine fixing that much damage probably cost as much as a down payment on a new house in a HCOL area, but I do agree I thought it did actually add some tension to the show and a feeling of like, these guys are losing their mind. They just come into a room to decompress but the room itself is just trashed, the ikea dresser is in plywood pieces all over the floor and theyre just looking at it, defeated or whatever.

I think it did actually add a bit of juxtaposition to the show in a way nothing else they tried did, because at the end of it there would be these calm or quiet moments where unlike other times where nothing is really going on, they arent 'just doing nothing' in their rooms because you know theyre like curled up looking at the chaos and theyre just completely calm with it but you know theyre thinking 'what the fuck, man'. And youre watching them put the blanket and pillow back on the bare piss stained mattress, like its okay, or sweep together the pieces of the busted bedframe and put it in the corner, or find a new hiding spot for whats left of their stuff that wasnt destroyed.
 
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Cole was alone in B2 and packed some stuff up. A TTS went through telling him to stick around.
Cole said he wants to go outside and he's not really an asshole, then he left the room and meandered about briefly before heading to the basement. He wasn't let in and has been hanging in B2 mulling things over.

Whether he ends up leaving or not, Cole is tired of the show and the crew has a terrible track record for fish retention.
 
Cole was alone in B2 and packed some stuff up. A TTS went through telling him to stick around.
Cole said he wants to go outside and he's not really an asshole, then he left the room and meandered about briefly before heading to the basement. He wasn't let in and has been hanging in B2 mulling things over.

Whether he ends up leaving or not, Cole is tired of the show and the crew has a terrible track record for fish retention.
Losing 4 fish in less than 2 weeks is really bad. Every time a fish leaves, it makes the other cast members get sad and become more likely to leave too.
 
Sam is apparently on his way to the house, probably immediately jumped in his sports car and is speeding 300 an hour to get there asap.
 
Holy fuck they are dropping like flies. Jet told Meg something like "at this point whoever can sit around and chill longest will win this" (paraphrasing) and that is becoming true.

Cole wants sunlight, he is sick of throwing up, doesn't feel good acting like an asshole, and I think having to hear that he is everyone's least favorite busted him yesterday. Didn't even get his 5'5" Blue/Green eyed Scottish woman...
 
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