🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Mörkö]

I just wrote up a retardedly long idea sheet for an office season (including what I think is a pretty good ending) but it occurred to me as I finished it that if I post it here publicly, it will definitely never happen.
If anyone wants to read it I can send it I guess. Should I send it to the wiggers?

Nah just post it. The wiggers are allergic to good ideas (also I want to see).

 

[PickledPorky]

Last night on Burt Tank, Dark Burt was activated after he thinks his leather vest ripped, the cops were called and Frank hid in the woods.

Spoiler: Summary and lots of clips

• Frank came back a second night and Freddy showed up with some Jamaican "I'm not black, I'm brown" Fag. He's the one who got Freddy to join the tank. Despite this, the guy acts like he has no idea what's going on. He sucked.
• Jamaican guy's theme song started playing
  
  
  
  -Gay Guy encourages Burt's deepest desires
  
  
  
• Frank didn't like Gay Guy, began ashing in his hat and gave him a good smack after he give Burt a little slap
  
  
  
• It's Freddy's turn to get slapped by Frank and Burt
  
  
  
• Frank tells Burt to put on the vest. Burt is mad about being told what to do, especially after last night's poppers incident. He thinks his vest is ripped, but it was only untied. He begins to assault Frank whenever he talks, but Freddy steps in to calm things down.
• Freddy points out that the vest isn't even broken, but Burt can't hear him over his own screaming and assault on Frank. It ends up getting pretty rowdy. Burt threatens Frank with an empty bottle.

• TTS tells Burt that he needs to take vengeance on Frank. Freddy is against this.
  
  
  
• Burt grabs what looks like medicine (DayQuil knockoff?) and proceeds to splash it on Frank, his wall and his setup. It's all over the place.
  
• Burt is being too loud. He's reminded about his neighbors. It's midnight and he's screaming, slapping Frank and blowing his whistle.
• Frank tries to help clean up the medicine, which causes Burt to whip him again. He demands that Frank leaves, or he'll call the cops.
• Burt leaves the room
• Frank dips then comes back in, claiming Burt called the cops, quickly grabs his things and leaves. Burt's neighbor is the one who called the cops.

• The stream goes down

Sorry if the file sizes are too large. I'm retarded when it comes to this stuff, but I'll try to fix them if need be. There's more where Frank comes back, they make up and the cops show up again. I can add more clips later.

 

[skrod]

Sorry if the file sizes are too large. I'm retarded when it comes to this stuff, but I'll try to fix them if need be. There's more where Frank comes back, they make up and the cops show up again. I can add more clips later.

Please do. This is a godsend. I was trying to watch a youtube clip of last night's Burstream happenings earlier but it got taken down for violating community guidelines before I was halfway through it. Greatly appreciated.

 

[Big Brother 101]

Ngl, I find it amusing that while I'm currently suspended from the main Sam Hyde thread (lol), it's now blowing up because of some of the issues I had been initially talking about a few weeks ago - eg his moving away from comedy, his insecurity, and his need to typically surround himself with sycophants and employees.

To keep this post on topic - as a few people have posed the question, I'm guessing that podcast was filmed just a couple of days before fishtank S4 kicked off, as MDE had the LA Extreme Peace Premiere on the 10th and 11th of June,

 

[WeDrinkRitalin]

Wow this is crazy. No one has any reason to believe me I guess, but I used to hook up with her. She is one of the most severely BPD people I've ever met and will not be good for r-yeh at all. She can be really sweet but she crashes hard

Is her name really Eve Kujo? Sounds fake as fuck. I want to look more into her. Apparently, she tried to have a threesome with burt a few months ago when she met him at Denny's.

 

[Londo]

Okay after becoming horrendously addicted to this shit, and binging all seasons from cucumbers channel.

I have concluded that Bloodgames was by far my favourite season. Seeing Xavier larping for 7 yours of condensed show was Kino.

And late and gay... but I'm actually kinda genuinely impressed fatty can legit ride a motorbike and seemingly is actually somewhat good at it despite weighing more than the bike, and being on hell terrain.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

The Burger King foot lettuce guy of 4chan and Streamstars infamy has passed away.
His family made a GFM for his funeral expenses

Welp.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

And late and gay... but I'm actually kinda genuinely impressed fatty can legit ride a motorbike and seemingly is actually somewhat good at it despite weighing more than the bike, and being on hell terrain.

I think Fatty made a comment about it after like "Rides like the day I sold her", which it might've been his or it could have been in world larp of horse, but I could see Fatty fucking around with four-wheelers or motorbikes as a kid/teen. It's kind of the fun fat kid thing to do.

 

[Zertes]

Do we know from what exactly the Foot lettuce guy died from?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Do we know from what exactly the Foot lettuce guy died from?

He had talked vaguely about chronic health problems and being on disability on Streamstars, and his Twitter had complaints about seizures.

 

[Blackstar]

Burt just revealed that he's in the process of filing for business bankrupcy.

 

[Aidan]

I think Fatty made a comment about it after like "Rides like the day I sold her", which it might've been his or it could have been in world larp of horse, but I could see Fatty fucking around with four-wheelers or motorbikes as a kid/teen. It's kind of the fun fat kid thing to do.

He would scoot around on a three wheeler a lot growing up. I don't remember if he had anything 2-wheeled. I'm pretty sure he shows the broken 3-wheeler in the idubbz video.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Do we know from what exactly the Foot lettuce guy died from?

Burger King lettuce carries all sorts of pathogens.

 

[Foster]

He had talked vaguely about chronic health problems and being on disability on Streamstars, and his Twitter had complaints about seizures.

brain injury related issues

 

[anliteralidiot]

It's kind of the fun fat kid thing to do.

Y'ain't gotta be a fat kid: riding fourwheelers is just good, redneck fun. You get a little buzzed, you zoom around your camp site in the woods, and you feel alive... Fuck it, you don't even need to be buzzed, go fast and get some adrenaline. It rules.

Bloodgames made me wanna go camping with friends, and do dumb shit in the woods.

 

[jenna raiding]

found this good edit of alex B's final 24 hours in the tank

 

[Polychromos]

Doesn't look like the Burt/Frank thing was fake, Burt was aiming hard for Frank's face with the whipping motion. Reparations much?

Anyway, for some reason the PirateTank idea doesn't really appeal to me. I just think the humor of it would run its course within the first 3 or 4 days. I could easily be wrong.
I'm gonna come up with a full post on an office themed season, there's just too much potential and it would do extremely big numbers on social media without a doubt. If not for Season 5, then they should strongly consider it once they're fully established by Season 6.

I completely agree about pirate tank and think it's neat how into office tank you are!

I just want to have space tank. With the aesthetic of low budget 60s sci-fi, with "computers" build out of household objects. They could also do all the regular fishtank challenges and always add "in space!" to it. Technically as redundant as the pirate theme, but I'm very easy to please and the visually interesting, but slightly scuffed look would go really well with the show.
Low budget Y2K kids TV show would also be a great look. One of my favorite parts of the season 2 look honestly were the outfits. Whatever they do next, I really hope they bring back themed outfits.

 

[Blackstar]

Something is happening. Cameras have been added to the site and each time one was added it had an announcement like each stream star, this was most likely unintentional and a fuck up on production's side, with whoever added them being unaware that a pop-up would occur. They don't appear once you refresh the site.

 

[yoursavior]

Arye has the best Twitter game

 

[Foster]

Arye has the best Twitter game
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