Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

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BunchofMunch said:
That dude he's answering has one of the most severe cases of crazy eyes I have ever seen... Stay away, Sean, you have enough skin for at least three full body suits and that man knows it!! 😱
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be careful sean! the guy probably wants to make a Godskin Noble suit outta yer authentically lesbian avoirdupois!

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Calling it now, the claims the partners are trans is an attempt to seem more believable, but Slug is still not fucking and its all made up.

I imagine its scrolling through dating aps behind an anime avatar and just inventing elaborate fantasies about whoever is seen while also listening to the corniest most male-audienced porn imaginable.
 
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Bubble Ba'ath said:
Calling it now, the claims the partners are trans is an attempt to seem more believable, but Slug is still not fucking and its all made up.

I imagine its scrolling through dating aps behind an anime avatar and just inventing elaborate fantasies about whoever is seen while also listening to the corniest most male-audienced porn imaginable.
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Oh, he's for sure fucking. What he's leaving out is that he's paying for it.
 
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Oh thank god things are back to normal:
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"as a econometrician and monetary theorist"
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Sean is considering buying a Blue Check (I need $96 TODAY to keep my Blue Check PLEASE HELP AND SHARE):
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Can't make this up:
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lmao "baffled and aghast that anything I was writing was for the male gaze", truly a post-parody kind of commentary here. Slug is the fucking definition of male gaze coomer.

So, who is going to be holding their breath that "being fully solvent soon" means the generous donors paying for porn subscriptions and fondue fountains get some reimbursement or perhaps even a donation from Slug when its their turn to have hard times?
 
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Bubble Ba'ath said:
lmao "baffled and aghast that anything I was writing was for the male gaze", truly a post-parody kind of commentary here. Slug is the fucking definition of male gaze coomer.

So, who is going to be holding their breath that "being fully solvent soon" means the generous donors paying for porn subscriptions and fondue fountains get some reimbursement or perhaps even a donation from Slug when its their turn to have hard times?
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Fat chance, that's gonna cut into his OnlyFans & Hookers fund. As soon as he comes "fully solvent", I'm pretty sure he's gonna have a trip to the buffet & a big hooker orgy. That said, I don't believe for a minute that he'll be employed anytime soon . Well that, or he'll announce that he's employed. He's not going to want those panhandling bucks to stop.
 
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Still begging for his phone bill. I believe Sean said his new job starts on the the 16th and it will be back down south. Not a word on any of that.
 
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Had to beg a few times before he got to work, first one:
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Needed an airport sandwich:
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Cooming in the airport:
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Thwarted eating yet again:
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So he flew to his new destination? Unless he’s starting this week then going back to get his car and stuff over the Thanksgiving holiday next week.

More importantly could imagine being wedged next to Sean on flight? The smell.
 
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This man’s dedication to coom is almost inspiring. His first job in something like four years, but it is vitally important that on his Twitter, with his actual identity, he should broadcast to the world that he’s going to be looking at “spicy pics from [an OnlyFans model, that she sends to all her donors]” while on the job. The coom must flow, I guess.

Calling it now, cooming will get him canned. Either he breaks a toilet while masturbating, or he gets caught looking at porn at his desk, or he publicly posts elaborate lesbian fantasies involving his co-workers.
 
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Need4Sneed said:
So he flew to his new destination? Unless he’s starting this week then going back to get his car and stuff over the Thanksgiving holiday next week.

More importantly could imagine being wedged next to Sean on flight? The smell.
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Not to mention how little space you would have as these...slug rolls....just constantly rub up against you.

This is why I very much support the morbidly obese having to pay extra for the 2 seats they will inevitably take up.
 
Newly elected Senator may also be a lesbian:
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Speaking truth to power:
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"I'm not strictly a mommy domme"
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Bisexual woman comes out for passing same-sex marriage protections into federal law just in case the Supreme Court ever changes its mind:
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If you missed it the first few times he tweeted it:
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