Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[Tragi-Chan]

Sean needs to realise that the key to successful lying is knowing how far you can push the bounds of believability. He is a grotesque blob. Nobody is dating that, but I have encountered some pretty hideous people who can get a date. So if he claimed he’d got a date, that would be unlikely, but possible. Dozens of twenty-year-old super-hot lesbians all looking for one night stands with Jabba the Hutt? No.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Still nothing about the new job yet, he hasn't even updated his Twitter profile to remove that he's looking for work.

Lecturing some woman writer or something? I don't know she/they's locked down.


Sean is a moron:


Never forget to let Sean in your spaces:

Spoiler: no toxic masculinity anywhere to be found yet again

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Isnt Slug on hormones? And aren't those supposed to depressing your horniness over time? And yet theres more cooming from this cow than like 90% of the other ones.

Damn imagine pre-hormone-quaffing Slug. With this factored in there definitely have to have been workplace incidents.

 

[Trombonista]

Isnt Slug on hormones?

He might say he is, but I don't believe it for a second.

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

He might say he is, but I don't believe it for a second.

I'll bet dollars to donuts that he has a Viagra prescription.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Made up stories:


Made up stories:


Local area lesbian says do not douche ever, not even trans women:

 

[lindsayfan]

i dozed for a moment-- or maybe an hour, impossible to tell in the blackness. i awoke still strapped to the chair, but could hear, or sense, movement, someone else in the room. The hood was yanked roughly off my head. as i clenched my eyes against the glare, the stench of the interrogator's breath was already in my nostrils; he was leaning in close. Was he waiting for some reaction, some acknowledgement? I knew if I opened my eyes, his terrifying visage would be millimeters from mine. I could hear his breathing, and then his hoarse voice voice boomed in my ear: "Don't some neovaginas require douching?"

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

Ah ye

Made up stories:
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Made up stories:
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Local area lesbian says do not douche ever, not even trans women:
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Ah yes. Troon alchemy: where anything can become anything else just because you said so! Penis skin? Vaginal membranes! Gynecomastia? Perky schoolgirl titties! Man creepily obsessed with anime girls? Sailor moon herself. XY chromosomes? ….well that doesn’t actually exist because of bimodality of traits and hormonal overrides of secondary sexual characteristics and whAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY CHROMOSOMES FOR YOU FUCKING BIGOTS

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Another straight white man owned by a badass lesbian:


Sean explains that his ex was a hunk of meat and as a queer woman he now is beyond toxic masculinity and realizes women are just for sex:


Sean is not good enough to be a competitive swimmer:

Spoiler: another day and zero toxic masculinity

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And yes, it's a troon, has two accounts that post the same exact content, 80% of which are selfies of variations of the same six outfits mostly all from the same selfie position and pose:


What tier do you think Sean is in?


But wait, there's more:

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

I feel sorry for whoever let Sean into their home for Thanksgiving.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Made up stories:
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Bullshit. I’ve heard of gay men experimenting, but I do not believe for one second that there are loads of gay men who, as a preference, want vag. Trans men are just seething and coping, but of course they don’t need to dilate.

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Imagine being such a misogynist that you can’t even imagine watching a cartoon with a female protagonist unless you yourself are female.

 

[FinnSven]

Has this “person” broken his ankles while walking down the street?

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I feel sorry for whoever let Sean into their home for Thanksgiving.

But it would be kind of cool if a bunch of lesbians teamed up and invited Slug to a big bubbling fondue saphhic sex party and then just sang this in unison upon the arrival of their guest.

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

But it would be kind of cool if a bunch of lesbians teamed up and invited Slug to a big bubbling fondue saphhic sex party and then just sang this in unison upon the arrival of their guest.

That would be a lot better than him eating some charitable person's entire Thanksgiving dinner because he's fat and blew all of his money on hookers and porn.

 

[Trombonista]

But it would be kind of cool if a bunch of lesbians teamed up and invited Slug to a big bubbling fondue saphhic sex party and then just sang this in unison upon the arrival of their guest.

This song was made by a Kiwi Farmer. He also made this wonderful song about a tater baby.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I feel sorry for whoever let Sean into their home for Thanksgiving.

I literally cannot muster any sympathy for them. He's the epitome of two things that I would never invite to a family holiday meal. Gross creep, and morbidly obese.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

This song was made by a Kiwi Farmer. He also made this wonderful song about a tater baby.

oh I know. Peter Lorre Eyes is my favorite of all the songs.

One day perhaps we will get a Slugphixy specific song.

 

[Need4Sneed]

Sean doesn’t think he looks his ages because he’s a shut in slug.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

To be fair, Sean is sort of correct - he's timelessly hideous in a way that can't be determined by carbon dating.

 

[Need4Sneed]

I guess we know how he’s keeping all those hot lesbians around.