Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[JY's Tampon]

Sorry for the triple post, but he finally broke his begging fast. I think that was the longest he's gone in a long time..

UPDATE:
The dominos are starting to fall. Now $70 for the internet.

I'd have to look back but I remember it being much higher last time.

5 days since my last edit. It's now Saturday and he up it from $70 to $130 and is still $20 in the hole.

 

[lecher]

"need"


"I learned how to convincingly lie as one of the ways I deescalated bullying"


"those of you who have met me IRL probably struggle to imagine me as small"


ETA:

 

[JY's Tampon]

"need"
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"I learned how to convincingly lie as one of the ways I deescalated bullying"
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"those of you who have met me IRL probably struggle to imagine me as small"
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Begging for $1900. Must be because of the short month. Of course there is still a week left. Plus he claims to be a month behind on rent.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Car insurance? He needs to sell that car and take other transport since he needs hard cash every couple of weeks.

Also lol at that power bill still being massive for an apartment.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"need"
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Wasn’t he two months behind on the rent last month? And he absolutely had to pay it or he’d be evicted?

ETA:
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“Hey ladies, I’m a fat troon blob. My hobbies include looking at porn, being racist, spousal abuse and porn. If you date me, remember - you’re paying.”

I mean, I doubted his claims of success with lesbian dating apps, but now I absolutely see it.

 

[TurdEthics]

I wonder how much Shamu pays a month for porn.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Wasn’t he two months behind on the rent last month? And he absolutely had to pay it or he’d be evicted?

He started begging for February exactly a month ago. It's funny how he's 22 days behind and there are no late fees.

 

[TurdEthics]

He started begging for February exactly a month ago. It's funny how he's 22 days behind and there are no late fees.

In fairness, a lot of apartment complexes have waived late fees during the 'Rona pandemic.

Still, the fat tub of lard has no shame begging for hooker & tendies money.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

In fairness, a lot of apartment complexes have waived late fees during the 'Rona pandemic.

Still, the fat tub of lard has no shame begging for hooker & tendies money.

When people talk about sex work being real work and how it is empowering and basically glamourizing it for woke points, I just picture the look on a hooker's face when she sees this lardass and knows she has to play pretend lesbian with him. We should show teen girls his picture and tell them to stay in school or they'll be taking money to have sex with creatures like this.

 

[JY's Tampon]

This is the kind of shit he spends his money on. While his hairline and retreated behind his ears the sheer size of his head probably requires multiple dye treatments.

People supposedly buy him shit as well.

Sean does nothing but profit off of trans people. I'm willing to bet his account uses #transcrowdfund for his own shit more than any other account.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This is the kind of shit he spends his money on. While his hairline and retreated behind his ears the sheer size of his head probably requires multiple dye treatments.
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People supposedly buy him shit as well.

“Wait a second, if you can’t afford the rent or bills, how can you afford all this stuff?”
“Umm... people... buy me treats. Yeah, that’s it.”

 

[Next Task]

He started begging for February exactly a month ago. It's funny how he's 22 days behind and there are no late fees.

He desperately needs hundreds of dollars all the time, often with 'I'll be thrown out if I don't get it tonight!'-style panicking, and yet has never, not ever, suffered a consequence of missing a bill or payment.

According to him, people are just that generous. We know it's a lie, and that he's basically performing Troon Tweeting - that is, begging for money for things they claim they need when it's really just because they want free stuff and they think they deserve compensation for the hard work of being a degenerate. I'd say, what, 95% of our troon lolcows, no matter what variety, do this? A rare few actually offer something for that money, albeit usually something of no value, like LaBelle's comic, but they nearly all seem to demand that other people finance them because they're oh so oppressed, and then turn around and spend that money on frivolous things while never stopping begging.

It's like a game. Start on a troon twitter account, and see how many linked troon accounts you click on before you find one that doesn't beg. I'm betting that number would reach double digits scarily often, but it's a Rat King for a reason.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Wash, rinse, and repeat....

10 minutes later

 

[Tragi-Chan]

How much money does this fat fuck need every week? I swear, his “desperate financial needs must pay NOW NOW NOW” costs are considerably above the American average wage.

 

[JY's Tampon]

After nearly 3 years can you believe he was given another extension! Just another $1k guys.

https://twitter.com/sapphixy/status/1365727051844567048

https://archive.is/gEncT

 

[Tragi-Chan]

After nearly 3 years can you believe he was given another extension! Just another $1k guys.
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https://twitter.com/sapphixy/status/1365727051844567048

https://archive.md/gEncT

I’m envisioning a wacky comedy where Sean gets into all sorts of hijinks trying to raise the money in time. In reality, the fat blob is sitting on his ass, masturbating over lesbian porn and contemplating whether he’ll be able to raise enough for a hooker.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I’m envisioning a wacky comedy where Sean gets into all sorts of hijinks trying to raise the money in time. In reality, the fat blob is sitting on his ass, masturbating over lesbian porn and contemplating whether he’ll be able to raise enough for a hooker.

Troon Coomers, featuring Sean "Serenity" Simpson and Kevin "Am Hole" Gibes as they try to raise enough money to save an orphanage to buy a bunch of porn and plastic toys.
On their riveting quest they encounter the police, a mysterious TERF who's trying to murder Kev, an alt-right protest, and a bunch of other colourful characters.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I’m envisioning a wacky comedy where Sean gets into all sorts of hijinks trying to raise the money in time. In reality, the fat blob is sitting on his ass, masturbating over lesbian porn and contemplating whether he’ll be able to raise enough for a hooker.

Troon Coomers, featuring Sean "Serenity" Simpson and Kevin "Am Hole" Gibes as they try to raise enough money to save an orphanage to buy a bunch of porn and plastic toys.
On their riveting quest they encounter the police, a mysterious TERF who's trying to murder Kev, an alt-right protest, and a bunch of other colourful characters.

Rhys McKinnon as the Mr. Roper like landlord.

OH, THANK GOD another extension.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Will he make it and thank all his donors for helping him to survive or simply stop mentioning it until the end of next month? I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to find out!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Rhys McKinnon as the Mr. Roper like landlord.

OH, THANK GOD another extension.
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I guess people finally got sick of his shit and stopped donating. It’s funny to see Mr “I’m going to be evicted if I don’t raise $2000 NOW NOW NOW” suddenly backpedaling. “Oh uh yeah I got an extension. Turns out I wasn’t going to be evicted right away after all. But you still have to give me money.”

Has he ever thanked people for repeatedly saving him from homelessness?