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Oh Sean, those who live in glass houeses…
Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
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How dare this stunning and brave dainty woman be denied housing!
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With Sean openly seeking a place to crash once he's kicked out I don't blame the local Troon friendly community for trying to keep him put.
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They literally tell their own stories all the damn time on Twitter. Stories that peak trans millions of people. If anything, the media gives us sugar-coated versions of trans identity. If they were allowed to tell their own stories, there would be a mob with pitchforks and torches. Even one of the most celebrated troons, Bruce Jenner, killed someone and got away with it and while some of that can be chalked up to wealth and celebrity, he was just coming out at that time so the troon shield was definitely in play.
If Sean honestly told his own story, it would create way more TERFs than allies. Hell, even his own fantasy version would do the same.
LOL, no one cares that Sean is going to get evicted. Primarily because he reminds other troons of how ugly and non-passing they are. They all love the ones who are slim and wear a shit ton of make up and filter everything to hell and back because it maintains the illusion that it is possible that they could pass, too.
Looking at Sean is like reality bitch slapping them with the truth that everyone can tell they're men. Usually fat, ugly men just like Sean.
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I'd be worried about him crashing on my couch too. I have no spares.
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Good thing he’s going to strike a deal with his landlord at the last minute, then, isn’t it? The only downside is that the deal will require more crowdfunding.
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Sean looks WORSE than a "stereotyped trans woman" (whatever that is) with football pad shoulders and a crooked wig... He looks like Devito's Penguin.
If a troon in a film was cast looking like Sean, troons worldwide would cry transmisogyny or some such made up word.
He's both uglier, more man-ish, and scarier than the worst negative stereotype of his "people".
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In addition to the damage (For example, my couch is rated for three people maximum) anyone who takes him in is going to need a flamethrower or an airstrike to get the bugger out again.
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100% this person offered to shelter them if it ever got to that point, and now that they see it’s a real possibility, they’re panicking.
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The obvious answer to "what was he doing during all those years" is that he was resting dormant under a thin layer of ground mulch, duh
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He RT'd this entire thread, Kurt has a thread here but I'll post it in here too because it truly applies to Sean's problems:
Instacart tired to murder him:
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Is there a diabetic check box on the Instacart app where they would know your medical history? Also the fat fuck could just use willpower and not get mad at the world because he's binged his way to a life threatening disease. It's not Instacart's fault you can't put down the fork, Sean.
So, how likely is it that he will actually get kicked out this time? I usually ignore his eviction grifting, but his post about the landlord telling him to clean the place up makes me think he could really be kicked out this time. Not for not paying -- but because he is a total fucking slob.
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fundraiser he needs by October 29th is going well though
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I think it's pretty obvious that his "landlord" is some moron who foolishly agreed to let him couch surf in exchange for "rent" (i.e. whatever Sean is able to grift from his Twitter followers, after his other necessary expenses of course, such as food, prostitutes, OnlyFans, and food).
And like a true leech, Sean is going to stick to that couch until he's literally yanked off it.
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Sean is still living in a "luxury apartment" complex owned by a housing corporation. There is no way a company of that size would put up with his shit. He is on some type of unemployment or tard bux that covers his housing. All of the e-begging is for streaming, porn, and gourmet foodstuffs.
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Do we know for absolutely certain that he's on the lease? Because my theory is that he's couch surfing in someone else's apartment and it's the roommate who wants to do the eviction. Would the housing corporation be bitching at Sean about how messy his room is?
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I'm going off his current voter registration. A housing corporation would be much tougher on appearance than some retiree with a few properties. They are probably really tough on having shit out on a balcony or the odor emanating out into a common hallway and I'm sure at this point the company is looking for any reason to get on the slug's balls to force him out.
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Apparently the hoard is big enough that he has to call 1-800-GOT-JUNK to get it cleaned up.
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Errrrm acktually
Sapphixy lives in constant fear of having her apartment broken into by leather clad african american men with high intensity flashlights
Do we know anything about the ex wife? I'm amazed someone married this useless slug
I dunno sean, maybe the algorithm in your phone picked up on you lecturing us western plebs about CANDY and decided sugar wasn't an issue for you?
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Interesting... Having lived in one of these large apartment complexes I know that there is usually only one central location for dumpsters.
The dumpsters are located on the way out of the complex less than a quarter mile from Sean's building. I'm betting that Sean, the slug is to lazy to walk or drive his trash to the location.