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Lotta military dudes have fucked up fetishes
Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
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Plus that linked in photo. He has to be hoping that it will kill any chances of a job interview. I mean, I guess he could actually be that retarded, but surely someone with a master's degree would understand that a job applicant photo is not the place for a fat girl angle + AGP smirk.
I just assumed he was married and sat around at home while his wife did all the work. I guess he could have been military -- but has he ever not been a ball of fat, though?
As for high rate of military troons, do you think basic cracks those eggs somehow or is it mostly the stress of combat? I could see black and white thinking causing these troons to think that because they failed at the military, they are failed men; ergo they are women.
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He doesn’t strike me as the military type. I’ve noticed that military troons tend to have this masculine insecurity, this need to show off how tough they are.
My theories are that he was a house husband, he was doing crappy minimum wage jobs or he got sacked for something you really don’t want future employers finding out about.
I have two theories. One is that they were insecure about their masculinity to begin with.
The other is that most troons tend to be people who just don’t have the hang of adult life. They troon out and blame society for their failure. If you’re that kind of person, I can see why the military might appeal, or why your parents might push you that way. Here’s a lifestyle where you’re told what to do, there’s a clear career path and you don’t have to deal with “real life.”
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I'm agreeing with @Tragi-Chan on this, having given it some thought - with a couple of additional thoughts.
Insecure masculinity is certainly an aspect for quite a few military men - especially army and marines. You are always on show, and on trial to be blunt. For someone with the odd self doubt about having a handle on this whole manhood thing, it can be stressing as fuck. At the same time you're surrounded by men. Bunk with them, eat with them, shower and shit with them. And they never, ever, ever fucking shut up about women. Women become, to some of them, some semi-mythical, semi-divine beings that have life on easy street with everything handed to them.
But @Tragi-Chan 's second suggestion I think has far more of an effect. You're in the military and your life is completely structured and organised, even down to your "free" times. Then suddenly ... there's no structure. If you jointed up early on, like most people do, you've got absolutely zero practice in providing structure to your life yourself. So yeah, your shit goes south on the regular and you blame everyone but yourself. You are trying to live your life and everyone's keeping you down.
Combine both aspects: the inability to structure their life plus the semi-divine status women are given on KP duty, and trooning out becomes an option, I guess.
Just my thoughts.
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He would have graduated high school around 93 or 94. I highly doubt he was in the military are his earliest pics show he was a long haired blob. Sure that the military, especially their standards early in the Iraq saga, but there is no way. Also, any crazy Troon vet mentions their service non stop and while the VA still has to do better he would be eligible for some type of benefits or assistance which he is clearly not.
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Not if he was discharged dishonorably, but there's no "if". This ball of lard had never been in the military, he never could have passed the physical aptitude tests.
He either worked shitty entry level people fresh on the job market often do or moped around doing some housework while wifey brought home the dosh.
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Are you guys seriously debating whether this cow served in the military? Give me a break.
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Eh, it's unlikely enough, but it is the right size time gap, and if he'd been in the nick someone would definitely have found that out by now. He's so repulsive that no one really wants to dig into his past much.
Plus the idea of Slug leeching of his wife for 10 years offends me mightily. The thought that it has even been married is pretty damned offensive too. I take a 7 1/2 if you want to pass me a top hat.
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If Sean was ever in the military we would have heard about it. There’s no way that would be left off his resume and tweets. Hell, he would probably love to add ‘veteran’ to his gofundme bio. Possibly he was involved with military experiments. That’s about all I can see.
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"I'm not like the other slugs UwU"
Aside from that he's... distancing himself from the incel "movement" and "le troo ytes" I guess. So "I'm not like the other sexless pests oWo" and "I'm definitely not like other cracka' honky mayo-faced ypipo".
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He could have been in the Navy, of course. As ballast in the hull of a ship. Should be sufficient to keep a frigate from capsizing.
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He’d make a good flotation device, although you would need to drastically increase the amount of provisions on board.
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Sean is upping the ante.
You can tell his disappointment that people aren’t showering him with gibs.
The price is now $3500.
You can tell his disappointment that people aren’t showering him with gibs.
The price is now $3500.
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I'm shocked no one suggested him going to an orca rescue yet.The price is now $3500.
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The smug face in the picture is really helping him seem sympathetic...
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Sean hit it big with a thread on transfemininity that got 35 likes and promoted by fellow rat king member Jake Alley
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Oi, Slug. You want trans stories told by trans people? Cool, I want a pony and a new liver.
Why don't you shut up, stop whining, and get the fuck on with it? There is nothing stopping you from doing it. Not like you're doing anything else right now, is it.