Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

A new year brings in new begging. He now needs $2500 for rent and another $200 for rent.
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Is anyone adding up the numbers?
 
I must have missed the post where he thanked everyone for helping him pay his December rent a month after it was due and also a month after he said he was housed through "at least" the rest of the year thanks to prior donations to stave off his already filed eviction.
What he claims happened is that the money he raised went to pay all the back rent (allegedly November, October maybe September). Because the property manager, judge, sheriff and landlord are “good eggs” they stopped eviction and dropped it altogether.

The day after he supposedly paid that off he started wailing for December rent. Now he supposedly needs both December and January and the landlord and property manager and the courts will soon start eviction again. But he’ll stop everything if he gets $2500.
 
Could Sluggo have narcolepsy as well? Or maybe sleep apnea from all that adipose tissue crushing his lungs and trachea?
It'd be a miracle if this 200 kg slug didn't have sleep apnoea, though, that does raise the question of why he hasn't ebegged for a CPAP.
I don't think he's pulling in that much griftbuxx.
You're probably right but I don't think there's any way we can see how much he gets on cash app. Considering his patreon has been stuck at under $100 a month since July, and his GFM made $275 in the past month. He's almostly certainly not making enough from cash app to cover the claimed cost of his rent and other bills. So how is he actually affording his lifestyle?
 
It'd be a miracle if this 200 kg slug didn't have sleep apnoea, though, that does raise the question of why he hasn't ebegged for a CPAP.
IMO that would blatantly counter his claims of being a hot piece of lesbo candy and he can't have that.
You're probably right but I don't think there's any way we can see how much he gets on cash app. Considering his patreon has been stuck at under $100 a month since July, and his GFM made $275 in the past month. He's almostly certainly not making enough from cash app to cover the claimed cost of his rent and other bills. So how is he actually affording his lifestyle?
Some kind of tugboat is my guess. Either disability or some kind of trust fund - IIRC a user found his sisters but didn't provide any kind of background info on his family.
 
Some kind of tugboat is my guess. Either disability or some kind of trust fund - IIRC a user found his sisters but didn't provide any kind of background info on his family.
Dad recently died, too recently for Sean to be living off an inheritance. Mother was murdered 20+ years ago; the man who killed her offed himself before going to trial so doubtful any civil settlement or life insurance. His sisters appear to be regular, middle class people so tugboat seems the most likely guess.
 
Why can't his milk cows see right through this scam? Once is a mistake, twice is foolishness, but three times... is a pattern.
I think he does get some from time to time. Probably from the other “mutual aid” grifters who retweet his begs, and their followers donate blindly without any research. Agreed that he lied about how much he gets. We do know the go fund me got ($3005 as of today).
 
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