Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[JY's Tampon]

A new year brings in new begging. He now needs $2500 for rent and another $200 for rent.

Is anyone adding up the numbers?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I must have missed the post where he thanked everyone for helping him pay his December rent a month after it was due and also a month after he said he was housed through "at least" the rest of the year thanks to prior donations to stave off his already filed eviction.

 

[Karellen]

I must have missed the post where he thanked everyone for helping him pay his December rent a month after it was due and also a month after he said he was housed through "at least" the rest of the year thanks to prior donations to stave off his already filed eviction.

What he claims happened is that the money he raised went to pay all the back rent (allegedly November, October maybe September). Because the property manager, judge, sheriff and landlord are “good eggs” they stopped eviction and dropped it altogether.

The day after he supposedly paid that off he started wailing for December rent. Now he supposedly needs both December and January and the landlord and property manager and the courts will soon start eviction again. But he’ll stop everything if he gets $2500.

 

[Old Fart]

Why can't his milk cows see right through this scam? Once is a mistake, twice is foolishness, but three times... is a pattern.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Why can't his milk cows see right through this scam? Once is a mistake, twice is foolishness, but three times... is a pattern.

I don't think he's pulling in that much griftbuxx.

 

[uBlock Origin]

Could Sluggo have narcolepsy as well? Or maybe sleep apnea from all that adipose tissue crushing his lungs and trachea?

It'd be a miracle if this 200 kg slug didn't have sleep apnoea, though, that does raise the question of why he hasn't ebegged for a CPAP.

I don't think he's pulling in that much griftbuxx.

You're probably right but I don't think there's any way we can see how much he gets on cash app. Considering his patreon has been stuck at under $100 a month since July, and his GFM made $275 in the past month. He's almostly certainly not making enough from cash app to cover the claimed cost of his rent and other bills. So how is he actually affording his lifestyle?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It'd be a miracle if this 200 kg slug didn't have sleep apnoea, though, that does raise the question of why he hasn't ebegged for a CPAP.

IMO that would blatantly counter his claims of being a hot piece of lesbo candy and he can't have that.

You're probably right but I don't think there's any way we can see how much he gets on cash app. Considering his patreon has been stuck at under $100 a month since July, and his GFM made $275 in the past month. He's almostly certainly not making enough from cash app to cover the claimed cost of his rent and other bills. So how is he actually affording his lifestyle?

Some kind of tugboat is my guess. Either disability or some kind of trust fund - IIRC a user found his sisters but didn't provide any kind of background info on his family.

 

[OttoWest]

Some kind of tugboat is my guess. Either disability or some kind of trust fund - IIRC a user found his sisters but didn't provide any kind of background info on his family.

Dad recently died, too recently for Sean to be living off an inheritance. Mother was murdered 20+ years ago; the man who killed her offed himself before going to trial so doubtful any civil settlement or life insurance. His sisters appear to be regular, middle class people so tugboat seems the most likely guess.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

“good eggs”

Something Slug has never, nor will never, have.

 

[Karellen]

Why can't his milk cows see right through this scam? Once is a mistake, twice is foolishness, but three times... is a pattern.

I think he does get some from time to time. Probably from the other “mutual aid” grifters who retweet his begs, and their followers donate blindly without any research. Agreed that he lied about how much he gets. We do know the go fund me got ($3005 as of today).

 

[Trombonista]

Something Slug has never, nor will never, have.

What are you talking about? He must have to been to a good breakfast joint at least once in his life.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Sean's phone bill has jumped up $100.

Slight PL: My bill with unlimited everything and the payment for the phone itself is $105. They will interrupt service after the second month goes past due.

You're 46 years old.

and you're still unemployed.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

A new year brings in new begging. He now needs $2500 for rent and another $200 for rent.
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Is anyone adding up the numbers?

Guess the job interviews didn’t pan out. Shocking.

 

[Karellen]

Phone troubles.
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Sean's phone bill has jumped up $100.
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Slight PL: My bill with unlimited everything and the payment for the phone itself is $105. They will interrupt service after the second month goes past due.

You're 46 years old.
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and you're still unemployed.
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His phone bill jumped up $200 in less than one month.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What did he get a landline and call Japan or something? How do you get a $450 monthly phone bill?

 

[Aramis]

What did he get a landline and call Japan or something? How do you get a $450 monthly phone bill?

Are phone sex lines still a thing?

 

[Karellen]

DEEP SIGH

 

[JY's Tampon]

DEEP SIGH
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So as of January 3rd.
$2500 for Rent
$200 for meds (unsure if these are the same meds as @Karellen above post)
$450 for phone
$226.37 for more meds
It's January 5th and Sean is begging for a grand total of $3376.37

 

[Kosher Salt]

Are phone sex lines still a thing?

Are Apple Store purchases part of his "phone bill," and if so, is that how he pays for his Onlyfans subscriptions?

 

[lindsayfan]

Are Apple Store purchases part of his "phone bill," and if so, is that how he pays for his Onlyfans subscriptions?

now that you mention it, i'd bet this swollen, suppurating posthuman coomer maggot pays some of his girls with apple/google play gift cards.