Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

Sean is seething:
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Karellen said:
Sean is seething:
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You don't want to start shit with me!
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Why is that Sean? Is this boomer about to get served by a 46 year old chronically unemployed man who's spent the last week live Tweeting a Gordon Ramsey series?

Sean quoted his previous meds e-begging Tweet and I noticed the asterisk after the total.
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I'm sure that price doesn't include his tard bux or whatever gibs he gets.
 
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"ok coomer"

i despise ppl like "queen fifi" but she is exactly what sean deserves, karmically. if sean hadn't been coddled his whole worthless existence-- if he'd had an adult with expectations holding him to account now and then-- maybe he wouldn't have become what he is, the (barely) living embodiment of human failure.

it's hilarious that she's absolutely chalked him in every response. he's so useless at everything!
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Why is that Sean? Is this boomer about to get served by a 46 year old chronically unemployed man who's spent the last week live Tweeting a Gordon Ramsey series?
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Maybe he’s threatening to beat her up, the way he used to beat his wife. Scratch a troon to reveal a violent misogynist. That being said, his fists are no doubt covered with a thick layer of flab, and he clearly hasn’t exercised in at least twenty years, so I imagine being punched by him would be like getting slapped with raw liver. Unpleasant, but not painful. More likely he’ll just hit the block button and continue to seethe within his Twitter hugbox.

I love it when the slug gets called out. All this hawt lesbian troon BS is just how he escapes his pathetic reality. Watching someone invade the bubble and actually point out how sad it all is makes him genuinely uncomfortable, and it’s the main reason I continue to follow this otherwise repetitive cow.
 
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How can you not love this cow. Starts the day by updating his ‘I now need’ template, throws in a few ‘sighs’ before starting a live tweet marathon on…a reality cooking show? Takes a break to make some food and then ends the day by asking for tips. Wash, rinse, repeat. Plus, he looks like a slug. An actual slug.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Why is that Sean? Is this boomer about to get served by a 46 year old chronically unemployed man who's spent the last week live Tweeting a Gordon Ramsey series?
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He’ll come sit on you.
John Flynt's Axe Wound said:
How can you not love this cow. Starts the day by updating his ‘I now need’ template, throws in a few ‘sighs’ before starting a live tweet marathon on…a reality cooking show? Takes a break to make some food and then ends the day by asking for tips. Wash, rinse, repeat. Plus, he looks like a slug. An actual slug.
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I agree with some that he can be boring as it’s the same thing day in / day out. But it’s fascinating to watch him create these lies about why he needs money, being a disgusting and brazen coomer, his gross TikToks etc.

I used to get MATI at people giving him money but now it’s funny watching him blow it all on hookers and onlyfans and occasionally get called out on his shit. I look forward to an actual eviction saga.
 
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Karellen said:
He’ll come sit on you.

I agree with some that he can be boring as it’s the same thing day in / day out. But it’s fascinating to watch him create these lies about why he needs money, being a disgusting and brazen coomer, his gross TikToks etc.

I used to get MATI at people giving him money but now it’s funny watching him blow it all on hookers and onlyfans and occasionally get called out on his shit. I look forward to an actual eviction saga.
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I'm sure there are bits and pieces of his old @asymbina account early on in this thread but I've found 137 archived Tweets here:

https://twitter.com/asymbina/*: Tweets with replies by Private Binary (@asymbina) | Twitter

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I think he shot his mouth off at too many people, normies and troons alike, so now he sticks to e-begging and live Tweeting shit people don't care about.
 
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I think the feeling is mutual, Sean.

I was going to screencap his ten thousand tweet Kitchen Nightmares thread just because it's so fucking stupid but I literally can't do it. I don't mean that I'm so tired (I AM... SIGH) but that I can't figure out anyway to visually represent it properly. Also I'm assuming that if I did try to screencap it and attach it to a post that it would destroy my computer, the Kiwi Farms and all of you.
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
I'm going to assume these comorbidities are, in no particular order,
  • being fat
  • the 'beetus
  • hypertension
  • cardiovascular disease
Now, why would Seanie, the absolute peak of hot lesbo women be seething ass-mad about these?
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Sean's usual answer would be some quick know it all explanation. "Jesus fuck" must be he answer when he's confronted with the ugly slug like truth.
 
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Seanie's been sperging about TERF Queen JK Rowling.
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tweet / archive

Crossover with Arthur Chu:
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About hack fraud movie director George Lucas
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Barely any interaction on any of his tweets, part of the reason why I don't believe he's pulling in much, if any griftbuxx with his constant e-begging.
 
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Sluggo's live tweeting some kind of Gordon Ramsay program. No screencap because it's fucking long.
Long livetweet chain of inconsequential shit / archive of said chain

It's been going on for three fucking days and he barely gets any likes on them. Who the fuck would even consider reading that shit? I mean besides the retard archiving it and checking if everything's there.
grandpasatan said:
Endless grifting, showing screen captures of the porn he's watching, writing long ass threads about whatever random TV shows he's watching... and he assumes people unfollowed him out of a passion for George Lucas's abilities as a director?
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He might consider himself a kind of, uh, "geek personality" I guess, and as we all know Star Wars is sacred to geeks.
 
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