Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[Old Fart]

He's appealing to troons who a) are stupid enough to think that a spinny skirt makes you a real girl and b) are appallingly bad with money. None of it has to make actual sense. It just has to make sense to troons because their poor impulse control makes it likely they will donate a few bucks before they can rationally think about how stupid his grift is. And once they've done it, the troon ability to bury any truth lest it lead to profound regret over being suckered into making bad life choices will kick in. There's literally no downside to taking money from gullible troons.

I have the impression there's a money circuit consisting of trannies and their assorted devotees, where money enters the system if anyone has a job, and moves around a bit from tranny to tranny until it leaves the system to their creditors. I suppose that's their idea of communism.

I've sometimes considered posing as a trans woman and grifting from them just for the lolz (and I could use some pocket cash) but I haven't yet found a way to repress my conscience enough to do it. It would be so much easier if the TERF starter set came with a super villain potion to turn you into an immoral, heartless bitch. JK Rowling needs to work on a new TERF spell or something.

I'm still waiting for someone to pop up and shout out, "I've been having you all the time! I'm not trans at all, just been grifting for the past 5 years!" - with a selfie from a Monaco mountain resort of course.

 

[Karellen]

Was going back through the thread. For over three years now, every month this slug has leeched rent, outrageously expensive phone and internet bills and his over priced medication.

The story is all the same (my landlord just filed for eviction but if I get $2000 BY TOMORROW then it’ll magically go away), the excuses are the same, the sighing over overdrawn accounts, etc.

I know he’s been called out before but the fact that he’s been doing this for over 36 months straight is disgusting and makes me MATI.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Was going back through the thread. For over three years now, every month this slug has leeched rent, outrageously expensive phone and internet bills and his over priced medication.

The story is all the same (my landlord just filed for eviction but if I get $2000 BY TOMORROW then it’ll magically go away), the excuses are the same, the sighing over overdrawn accounts, etc.

I know he’s been called out before but the fact that he’s been doing this for over 36 months straight is disgusting and makes me MATI.

I wonder how much he actually gets, though. He obviously has a tugboat or some other means of paying his bills. He's begging for extras (like hookers, porn, junk food). I doubt he gets more than $100 bucks each time he begs. Still way more than he deserves, but there's no way he's paying his bills by being a fatass douchebag demanding other troon retards pay them. They're all broke and irresponsible like him, anyway. Unless they are hitting up the Pritzker troon or something, they're not hitting pay dirt by e-begging from other troons.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I wonder how much he actually gets, though. He obviously has a tugboat or some other means of paying his bills. He's begging for extras (like hookers, porn, junk food). I doubt he gets more than $100 bucks each time he begs. Still way more than he deserves, but there's no way he's paying his bills by being a fatass douchebag demanding other troon retards pay them. They're all broke and irresponsible like him, anyway. Unless they are hitting up the Pritzker troon or something, they're not hitting pay dirt by e-begging from other troons.

These are from his last two e-begging Tweets.

This exposed him to tens of thousands of accounts. Who knows how much he gets.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I wonder how much he actually gets, though. He obviously has a tugboat or some other means of paying his bills. He's begging for extras (like hookers, porn, junk food). I doubt he gets more than $100 bucks each time he begs. Still way more than he deserves, but there's no way he's paying his bills by being a fatass douchebag demanding other troon retards pay them. They're all broke and irresponsible like him, anyway. Unless they are hitting up the Pritzker troon or something, they're not hitting pay dirt by e-begging from other troons.

What would the Prickless Pritzker gain by donating to Leechy McManateeface though? His money would be far better spent by donating to the ACLU or one of the gender studies institutes.
I don't think he gets much, if at all - he doesn't seem to be inside the Troonish Circular Grift where they're effectively passing the same $20 around each other's OnlyDegenerates or GoGriftMes and he's not a PopuTroon either. In addition to these either the disposable income available for donations or the inclination to donate seems to be dwindling in these circles.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I always like to check in on the Latest #transcrowdfund feed for a few laughs. It's also fertile grounds for new cows.

 

[The Final Troondown]

What would the Prickless Pritzker gain by donating to Leechy McManateeface though? His money would be far better spent by donating to the ACLU or one of the gender studies institutes.
I don't think he gets much, if at all - he doesn't seem to be inside the Troonish Circular Grift where they're effectively passing the same $20 around each other's OnlyDegenerates or GoGriftMes and he's not a PopuTroon either. In addition to these either the disposable income available for donations or the inclination to donate seems to be dwindling in these circles.

Plus if he got a donation from someone rich like Pritzker, he and every other troon would instantly forget how much they hate the rich in favour of loudly and incessantly begging for more from him, and backstabbing each other to be first in line. It'd be like if zooey deschanel walked into a neckbeard d&d group

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Plus if he got a donation from someone rich like Pritzker, he and every other troon would instantly forget how much they hate the rich in favour of loudly and incessantly begging for more from him, and backstabbing each other to be first in line. It'd be like if zooey deschanel walked into a neckbeard d&d group

If I ever get super-rich, this is exactly what I’m doing. I’ll be a latter-day Eris.

 

[JY's Tampon]

More bills. You'd think an economist like Sean would have his budget straight at the beginning of the month.


Always the know it all, Sean uses his knowledge of useless information to grift.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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he's listening to an audiobook of a movie adaption:

clown world:

religion thoughts:

Mitt Romney:

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

Dude has absolutely no shame. Fuck you Sean.

 

[Wallace]

I wonder how much he actually gets, though. He obviously has a tugboat or some other means of paying his bills. He's begging for extras (like hookers, porn, junk food). I doubt he gets more than $100 bucks each time he begs. Still way more than he deserves, but there's no way he's paying his bills by being a fatass douchebag demanding other troon retards pay them. They're all broke and irresponsible like him, anyway. Unless they are hitting up the Pritzker troon or something, they're not hitting pay dirt by e-begging from other troons.

Could it be his mother's life insurance payout that he's using as a tugboat?

 

[lindsayfan]

"the troon is the wrong width"

 

[JY's Tampon]

Sean the slug is done with Netflix and will be spending other people's money elsewhere.

Reminder that Sean maintains multiple streaming services.

 

[Wallace]

Sean the slug is done with Netflix and will be spending other people's money elsewhere.
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Reminder that Sean maintains multiple streaming services.
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And nobody calls him out on having multiple streaming services, yet not being able to pay for rent, food, phone or meds. But then, no one's calling him out on not being a woman either.

Meanwhile, in the Land of Things That Never Fucking Happened:

 

[nicetry]

Sean the slug is done with Netflix and will be spending other people's money elsewhere.
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Reminder that Sean maintains multiple streaming services.
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i'm impressed. such principled stands

'i can always resub'
'i'll quit but first i gotta watch she-ra for the 44th time and maybe an entire weekend of hannah gadsby. oh btw i need 9000 bucks for rent this month, thanks in advance'

 

[JY's Tampon]

How will Sean be able to stream all his services? With a nearly $300 phone bill he should have a pretty kick ass hotspot.

 

[Shig O'nella]

And nobody calls him out on having multiple streaming services, yet not being able to pay for rent, food, phone or meds. But then, no one's calling him out on not being a woman either.

Meanwhile, in the Land of Things That Never Fucking Happened:

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Slug's pfp there looks to me like an anthromorphic undead remora. Really should get my prescription changed.

Appropriate though.

 

[Karellen]

My dads dying but you can help by buying me premium alcohol.

 

[JY's Tampon]

My dads dying but you can help by buying me premium alcohol.

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I hope all of his e-begging money is channeled into the correct spending streams. We wouldn't want his rent or phone money funneled into his premium liquor money.


You think?