Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[Karellen]

 

[OttoWest]

Sean donated the $800 to himself. That or it came from a family member like his sister.

(Please , I need to believe people are not this fucking stupid.)

 

[JY's Tampon]

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After this roller coaster of a week he's already in the hole? This is serious MATI material here.

It is worth noting that this is his first time thanking anyone.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Does he ever tweet out a thank you to those people who donate to him? Not even calling them out by name -- just a generic "thank you for helping me out" kind of thing.

In the year of the troon, you have to be especially shitty to not get a job (assuming he is even telling the truth about looking for work which I highly doubt he is). When the President of the United States appoints a troon as the deputy secretary of HEALTH, you are no longer an oppressed class. There are lots of reasons why Sean can't get a job -- exactly none of them are because he is a troon. Fortunately, his fellow troons (or troon enablers) are too stupid to figure that out.

I recall seeing a single "Thank you" directed at one named person once. That is all I have noticed, and I've been looking, the odd times I remember to.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

After this roller coaster of a week he's already in the hole? This is serious MATI material here.
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It is worth noting that this is his first time thanking anyone.

Not only did they say they're good for the rest of the year despite asking for back rent, they also need dec rent and now they're back to zero?

None of this makes sense

 

[JY's Tampon]

I find it funny that after claiming that his "landlord" has been working with him to stay housed Sean retweets this.

Labor value? Your rent is paid for by the state and suckers who you grift.

I looked up Sean's apartments. Park Ridge Estates is owned by PRG Real Estate a huge property management company based out of Philadephia with at least 41 complexes up and down the east coast. So being a landlord is literally PRG's job.

 

[Shig O'nella]

I agree with Slug. Let's get rid of landlords! Since there will be no landlords, we don't need the various laws surrounding rentals, either.* I'm sure some store somewhere has a spare cardboard box big enough for him to live in, since he's got as much chance of buying a place as I have of getting to Mars by farting.

*I know, I know. Pillocks like Slug mean "No private landlords, only the state." He's never seen state provided housing, I'd guess.

 

[Kosher Salt]

December rent? I thought he was "housed at least through the end of the year"?

Not only did they say they're good for the rest of the year despite asking for back rent, they also need dec rent and now they're back to zero?

He's not making a projection based on paying December's rent, he's making the projection based on his next impending eviction if he doesn't pay December's rent.

 

[lecher]

"validate me" - zero likes, no replies

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"validate me" - zero likes, no replies
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My favourite memory? Oh, so many! The time he begged for hundreds of dollars or the other time he begged for hundreds of dollars or that time he begged for thousands of dollars...

 

[JY's Tampon]

Congrats donors! Sean is now planning his Thanksgiving Diner with not one but possibly two main courses.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Congrats donors! Sean is now planning his Thanksgiving Diner with not one but possibly two main courses.
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Sean? Stuffing is the LAST thing you should be thinking of.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Sean? Stuffing is the LAST thing you should be thinking of.

"Holiday In Which White Americans Congratulate Themselves on Failing to Starve to Death"

The irony is lost on Sean that if people didn't give him money he'd starve to death.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Je really does have a pathological aversion to the word thank in any form, doesn't he?

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

"Holiday In Which White Americans Congratulate Themselves on Failing to Starve to Death"
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The irony is lost on Sean that if people didn't give him money he'd starve to death.

Pretty rich considering this fat faggot weighs a metric tonne.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Congrats donors! Sean is now planning his Thanksgiving Diner with not one but possibly two main courses.
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What a shock that he's spending the holiday alone. You're telling me there's no family that's looking forward to a holiday visit from Sean and his incredible personality?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What a shock that he's spending the holiday alone. You're telling me there's no family that's looking forward to a holiday visit from Sean and his incredible personality?

Or dozens of hot lesbians desperately squealing, “Pick me! Pick me, you fine slice of womanhood! Hot sauce? I think you’re hot enough!”

 

[Karellen]

"Holiday In Which White Americans Congratulate Themselves on Failing to Starve to Death"
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The irony is lost on Sean that if people didn't give him money he'd starve to death.

This kind of shit is what edgy 15 year olds do at holidays; Sean is almost 50.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Instead of December's rent, Sean should write DEATH TO ALL LANDLORDS in the ashes after burning down the complex in order to return the land to Indigenous control.

 

[JY's Tampon]

The braid may have been gone for years, but it appears Sean still only has one outfit.

Why can't troons clean their fucking mirrors?

Sean gets confronted for his grifting.

Yes, Sean show us all of your receipts.