I love reading Sean's and Jake Alley's tall stories.
Sean's tales about the (implied) huge number of "young lesbians" he has "shot down" and Jake's claim that he is mercilessly criticized for being "pretty and popular" and "effortlessly hot" are similarly poorly conceived. They both demonstrate a total obliviousness to their appearance and how they are perceived. A good liar fits their biographical lies to their presentation, making the lies more credible. Sean may as well claim that he runs marathons. Jake can incredibly claim to be a free climber. The implausibility is equivalent.
Two morbidly obese men that don't pass as women and are well below even average physical attractiveness, that are physically repulsive, can't exercise a modicum of self-restraint and judgment in their architecting of bullshit. Sean is not content to have "shot down" lesbians, they have to be young lesbians. Jake isn't satisfied with merely passing, he has to be an exemplar of femininity that perplexes medical professionals and fills them with a lust that drives them to unprofessional behaviors.
Sean should move in with Jake. They would be great together. They are a good match in terms of assortative mating. They are roughly equally repulsive, they are both bald fat ugly slobs and share a delusional mentality. They can impress each other with their bullshit stories. They would be two hot lesbians that have shacked up. Sean can use his self-described "magic" hands to jostle Jake's self-described "prolapsed vagina".
