Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

Norman B. Normal said:
sigh. Y--sigh.

deep breaths, Norman

You know, I actually feel kind of bad about following Sean on here from time to time. I try to only follow cows I consider malignant in some way, and Sean is mostly harmless. Yes, his constant begging is annoying, but I'm basically numb to it after a couple of years on KF, and he does seem to have spent some part of his life as a functional human being, which puts him way ahead of the likes of Lou Gags and Kevin. If I'm being honest, I really only follow him because he's one of the most physically repulsive people I've ever seen, and I can't get over the morbid fascination that inspires. It's a part of me I'm not really proud of, and I suppose if I were a better person I'd unsubscribe, but that's on me.
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I wouldn't feel bad about it. Someone had said before that Slug's thread is almost comfy in a way, because he's so [deep sigh] predictable. Other cows are constantly topping themselves in degeneracy and yet Slug is consistent in what he puts out: ebegging, bragging about what a sex god(dess) he is, buying/making fairly pricey food that he supposedly can't afford, ebegging again, and his boring 500 tweet threads about media that nobody cares about. Of course, there's also freak show feature that Sean looks like if Benjamin Franklin and a blobfish were pureed in a blender.

Personally, what keeps me coming back to Sean's thread is a combination of his repulsive appearance and his massive unwarranted self-importance. This man genuinely thinks he is God's gift to everything - sex, food, media, lesbians, the list goes on. Sean's bank balance is permanently in the red, but he deserves Wagyu beef and a mortar and pestle to mash his own spices. I skim his massive threads where he talks about a random 80's movie or whatever because lol nobody cares but you can really tell he thinks he is so smart and analytic. Slug's massive arrogance annoyed me at first, but now it's one of my favorite parts of reading his thread.
 
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I personally cannot wait until he starts his #transcrowdfund for the inevitable toe/foot/leg amputations for when the diabetes eventually kicks into high gear.
 
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TurdEthics said:
I personally cannot wait until he starts his #transcrowdfund for the inevitable toe/foot/leg amputations for the diabetes eventually kicks into high gear.
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This whole time I've been waiting for the woke crowd to turn on Sean, who is white, privileged, and educated out for drowning out poc's e-begging campaigns.
 
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Norman B. Normal said:
sigh. Y--sigh.

deep breaths, Norman

You know, I actually feel kind of bad about following Sean on here from time to time. I try to only follow cows I consider malignant in some way, and Sean is mostly harmless. Yes, his constant begging is annoying, but I'm basically numb to it after a couple of years on KF, and he does seem to have spent some part of his life as a functional human being, which puts him way ahead of the likes of Lou Gags and Kevin. If I'm being honest, I really only follow him because he's one of the most physically repulsive people I've ever seen, and I can't get over the morbid fascination that inspires. It's a part of me I'm not really proud of, and I suppose if I were a better person I'd unsubscribe, but that's on me.

But then once in a while he does this really gross, really explicit hornyposting and it kind of makes me irrationally furious. I don't want to hear that from anyone, and yes I know I could always just not read this thread anymore, but I don't think anyone ought to post really gross explicit shit on a public Twitter account that's not a porn account. You could say it's just because I'm getting old, but I really think I would have been offended by this kind of thing at any age after adolescence. You could be the hottest person in the world and I still wouldn't want to fucking hear it. Keep it to yourself. That's just common courtesy.

And Sean, it hardly seems necessary to point out, isn't the hottest person in the world. Look, I'm not saying I'm any great prize, but when I was single I was a halfway decent looking guy on a good day, and I suppose I got my share of women, all things considered. But no one would believe me if I kept bragging about scoring with women like Sean does. No one would believe it, and even if they did, no one would want to hear about it. And yet here comes Sean--whose head is an actual sphere--talking about being "three fingers deep" (🤮) in sooo many lesbians, and we're all just supposed to believe it like it's the most natural, obvious thing in the world.

Honestly, I think there's a covert hostility at play here, like Sean is trying to bait people into responding so he can report them for bullying or twansfobia or whatever. I'm a troon on Twitter which means I get to make you a nonconsensual audience member for my masturbation fantasies any time I want and there's nothing you can do about it. That's where we are now.
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Im a recent convert to this thread and I agree entirely. You summed up why this gross cyst on the ass of humanity is somehow almost a comfort and a stable comparison point to the other lolcows to keep coming back to.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Daily reminder that Sean still needs all the monies.
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Does this include the reconnection of your phone?
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Update on his GFM which is STILL being passed around by troons on Twittard
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Gotta love his bio. The dissonance.


He also gets regular Ko-Fis for his "trans activism???" Is it really that easy????
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Get this man his calamari 😡
 
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sean is super gross but he doesn't seem as autistic as some... UNTIL you encounter his unwanted, uninformative and uninteracted-with mega-tweet-threads about a fucking cooking show. it's not even like he offers any commentary, insight or humor, just fragmentary narration of whatever the idiot box is displaying in front of him or his brainless knejerk reactions to it, the latter always lazily without context so you don't even know what he's grunting about.

it's basically like a transcript of one of those millions of bottom-end youtube "reaction channels" where the person reacting is stupid and/or a sperg and/or a child and has nothing to say except "woow!" or "are you kidding me" or whatever
 
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Karellen said:
Take it from a gainfully employed economist, we are NOT in an inflation crisis:
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It's so odd that he can have his $400 phone bill magically paid off then suddenly $85 in the hole a day or two later.

Inflation crisis? It's obvious Sean doesn't look at the prices when he orders beef for his extravagant meals.
 
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Tired of WHAT? Buying the devices to make fondue and then making fondue and eating it all day while watching tv and tweeting? Jeez, that must be so labor intensive. I mean, you might even have to deploy your pseudopod once or twice to slither across the floor in the process!
 
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