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It's hard to tell which are new begs or ongoing begs but this and the doctor's visit beg puts Sean over $3500 for January.
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Bubble Ba'ath said:
The only diagram I can find strongly implies that with that body type it should in fact be extremely possible to enter the car anyway:
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> here's a video of a slug slowly squeezing through a ballpoint pen tube
> 1 minute 41 seconds

fuck you I don't have time for this shit kys faggot
 
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John Flynt's Axe Wound said:
What’s the minimum amount you can donate over these sites? Could someone donate a penny?
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Pretty sure you can with PayPal Venmo and Cashapp. Ko-Fi’s are set at $3 I think and GoFundMe has a $5 minimum.

I don’t know what’s sexier; the beard hairs or the nose hair
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Norman B. Normal said:
It can happen when some idiot parks so close to you that there's no room to get to your door:

I don't think I've ever seen it happen on both sides at the same time though. (Even if it's only on the driver's side, it's still going to be a royal pain to clamber over the center console from the passenger side, even for an average-sized person.)
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I've had it happen from both sides, more than once, which is why I drive the hatchback into the city- can't crawl through the back window of my truck, so I don't drive it anywhere you can't park further back in the lot and have plenty of room. This guy's fat as fuck though, so I strongly suspect a normal or office-fat person would have been able to get into his car fine. Plus he's probably the kind of slug to circle the lot a dozen times hoping to save walking 20 meters.

I'll give him credit for one thing: he's so fucking fat that he passes as a totally hideous blob-human of indeterminate sex. If you told me that was a woman I'd be disgusted but I'd take your word for it.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
It's hard to tell which are new begs or ongoing begs but this and the doctor's visit beg puts Sean over $3500 for January.
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He's blinding us with begs.

Norman B. Normal said:
> here's a video of a slug slowly squeezing through a ballpoint pen tube
> 1 minute 41 seconds

fuck you I don't have time for this shit kys faggot
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I find it strangely fascinating. I had no idea they could do that; I wonder if it also can back out again? It explains why you can't keep them out of your cabbage beds.
 
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Your Wife's Boyfriend said:
I've had it happen from both sides, more than once, which is why I drive the hatchback into the city- can't crawl through the back window of my truck, so I don't drive it anywhere you can't park further back in the lot and have plenty of room. This guy's fat as fuck though, so I strongly suspect a normal or office-fat person would have been able to get into his car fine. Plus he's probably the kind of slug to circle the lot a dozen times hoping to save walking 20 meters.

I'll give him credit for one thing: he's so fucking fat that he passes as a totally hideous blob-human of indeterminate sex. If you told me that was a woman I'd be disgusted but I'd take your word for it.
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If he wore a wig, maybe -- but that hairline is 100% male. I've seen older women with thinning hair, but never a fully retreating hairline like that.

Also, I like to imagine that Sean also leaves a slime trail wherever he goes, so the slug video seems like a pretty good representation of Sean moving through the world. Except the slug isn't as repulsive.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
I'm worried about the state of our economists.
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Not just any economist, but a “literal award winning economist.”

I also love how his begs come up mid-binge watching. He’ll have hours of tweets then “PLZ HELP AND SHARE IM BROKE SIGH :(“ then go back to tweeting for hours about Ramsey like nothing happened.
 
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Norman B. Normal said:
It can happen when some idiot parks so close to you that there's no room to get to your door:
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I don't think I've ever seen it happen on both sides at the same time though. (Even if it's only on the driver's side, it's still going to be a royal pain to clamber over the center console from the passenger side, even for an average-sized person.)
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If that’s his red car, it’s all his fault for parking over the line
 
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