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Full on AC 24/7. He must sweat like a pig.
Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
- Thread starter Ride
- Start date
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- Jan 13, 2019
The one bedrooms in Sean's complex are 650 to 830 square feet.
My place is more than double the larger unit and I rarely exceed $100.
My place is more than double the larger unit and I rarely exceed $100.
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Do we know for sure that he lives alone? Or does he have housemates and they all individually grift for the full amount (maybe some of them actually work) and then only pay a share of the rent/utilities/family phone plan?
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- Jul 22, 2019
Running 12 wide screens to display lesbian porn 24/7? Running an industrial strength cooling system to stop his phone bursting into flames from the amount of filters it takes to make him look human? Electric fences to keep out the hordes of hot young lesbians encircling his apartment like it's dawn of the dead?
it's one of those mysteries I guess
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EMERGENCY:
No idea actually:
Same ol same ol:
No idea actually:
Same ol same ol:
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- Jan 13, 2019
I really hope Sean can manage to use his subscription streaming services..... Also I hope he pays off this past due electric bill.
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hmm I wonder what was more likely:
she suddenly had an epiphany about how queer theory was completely right, or she came back in, saw the creepy fat weirdo in the office was now wearing a dress and leering at the children like he usually leered at the women in the office and was trying to find a polite way to usher them away?
What's the odds he tried to give her the 'sigh I wish I could have been a mother, us ladies need to support each other' spiel
Wasn't he fired for some form of misconduct that he didn't elaborate on? I can fully imagine him trying to force himself into the office girls conversations talking about his periods and 'maybe we should have a girly sleepover'
God help if there were any lesbian or bi women working there
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Can you imagine what kids must think when they see him? She was probably just trying to proactively keep her kid from blurting out something that would cause him to tard out. My kid once pointed at a morbidly obese person in the grocery store and asked me why are they so fat -- loud enough for everyone to hear him. I was pretty embarrassed. (I mean, it's one thing to laugh at landwhales on the Farms and quite another for your 3-year-old to do it irl). I'm sure he would have asked me about a super fat dude in a dress.
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I forgot that this Saturday will re-re-re-restart the eviction saga
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Devon Price is frequently retweeted by Kelly Lenza, another fat transtrender. This "doctor" thinks people with NPD and BPD are treated unfairly and that cis people should transition if they think it would be fun.
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We could have guessed this already Sean.
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- Feb 13, 2020
Translation: "I used to be a momma's boy until I married... then my wife became my caretaker so now I'm unable to do chores".
Chances are he doesn't have a vacuum cleaner or a proper toolbox either.
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- Dec 31, 2018
"honestly, I could use an ironing board ... to make up for a lack of counter space in my kitchen"
You're just going to pile it full of crappy spices you never use or appliances you don't clean.
You're just going to pile it full of crappy spices you never use or appliances you don't clean.
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- Jan 13, 2019
Sean can't help but fantasize about the possibility of a 9 year old contestant on Master Chef Jr. being a lesbian.
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- Dec 31, 2018
Could it be because girls play softball instead of baseball? No, they must be little lesbians.
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- Dec 19, 2019
Oh great we have a pedo in our midst. No shit.
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No, girls play dolls. Lesbians play softball. Sean is the expert on these things, you must not question him.
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- Jan 13, 2019
and we start off March with another extension.
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They’ve extended the deadline “to stay in good standing?” I didn’t know that was a thing.
I mean, he’s (allegedly) given the landlord so much shit that it beggars belief that Fatty would get even a hair’s breadth of leeway. Even the most soft-hearted landlord would be telling him to fuck off. But maybe that’s it, his landlord is really kind, and it’s not just an excuse for a few more days of begging until he can invent another several-hundred-dollar expense.
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A kind property management company. Sounds about as likely as any human woman willingly getting into the slugsack with Sean.
Don't know about the USA, but here in the UK "in good standing" has a very specific meaning. Not only does it mean paid up to date, but that there is no significant history of late or missed payments.
Any lawfags following the Slug thread want to clarify?