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Renal failure isn't too far off, I reckon. High blood sugar murders the fuck out of the kidneys.
Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
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As an unlicensed non-practicing medical professional my second opinion is that sounds less like "living with diabetes" and more like symptoms of being fat and lazy.
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Chicks dig diabetes. Diabetics get all the fine ladies.
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At his weight, diabetes is a given.
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Having witnessed an overweight person with similar symptoms, I think we can open the bets on him losing some toes.
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The image of a trooned out Wilfred Brimley immediately springs to mind.
Got a new job for Slug, "Do you have Dia-Beetus??"
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Cooking:
History:
Dating woes:
Chan:
Horny:
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Dating woes:
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History: lol gays still got you beat, Slug. Its called the Uranian movement or something like that (yes, really) and it goes back to like the 1890s.
Dating woes: Gee, I wonder why that might be when a woman is on a dating site for other women and then suddenly Emperor Leto Atreides II slithers into their dms with a "How do you do , fellow women?"
Yes we all know usually Sluggo is just boring and always visually grotesque, but its these periodic horny postings and TMI factoids that are just so...fucking gross.
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If I got a DM from Sean I wouldn't treat him with the same "caution and suspicion" as a cis man because that implies being able to identify him as human.
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What does he mean, “us trans women?” The only riot he ever started at a café was when he polished off the last of the cakes and was still hungry.
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Sean has been sick.
but manages to beg.
Sean has gas.
but manages to beg.
Sean has gas.
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No, it’s still funny. He’s fat, middle-aged, unemployed, pervy and ugly with the most stereotypically “nerd” voice I’ve ever heard, and now he’s uncontrollably farting. And he keeps telling us how he’s up to his neck in hot lesbian clunge. That is extremely hilarious.
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I'm certain there's stuff in Sean's work history that would severely restrict his employment opportunities. There's definitely stuff in his social media that would put up warning signs to any potential boss, no matter how low their standards.
But to me, he is so physically repulsive that I can't imagine hiring him based on that alone. Imagining having to deal with him popping up in your field of vision at random times in the day, the dictionary definition of oleaginous... it doesn't even matter all the other cons in hiring him, just having to deal with his grotesque face would be enough.
He's so horrific that it's like it's activating the Uncanny Valley for me. Other troons look terrible, disgusting, deranged - but Sean revolts me. To the point where his personality isn't the worst thing about him, which is saying a lot. So I can't imagine anyone ever wanting to hire him just on the reaction to seeing him.
But to me, he is so physically repulsive that I can't imagine hiring him based on that alone. Imagining having to deal with him popping up in your field of vision at random times in the day, the dictionary definition of oleaginous... it doesn't even matter all the other cons in hiring him, just having to deal with his grotesque face would be enough.
He's so horrific that it's like it's activating the Uncanny Valley for me. Other troons look terrible, disgusting, deranged - but Sean revolts me. To the point where his personality isn't the worst thing about him, which is saying a lot. So I can't imagine anyone ever wanting to hire him just on the reaction to seeing him.
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I could see him become successful in certain fields... like debt collection, or playing "grotesque/monstrous person" roles like the late and great Richard Kiel.
Maybe a bit of freelancing - I'm reminded of a joke.
Late at night in a certain city a woman calls out to a gaunt hobo.
"-Hey mister, I need your services. Follow me home and I'll pay you in advance."
Takes him back to her house
"-Here's your money, have some coffee and some cognac. Now please undress while I make my preparations."
The hobo understandably doesn't really understand why, but complies nevertheless - he might get some action after all.
Minutes pass, the hobo drinks the coffee, has two shots of cognac, when finally the woman comes back - fully clothed, followed by her son.
"-SEE SON, THIS IS HOW YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES!"
"-Hey mister, I need your services. Follow me home and I'll pay you in advance."
Takes him back to her house
"-Here's your money, have some coffee and some cognac. Now please undress while I make my preparations."
The hobo understandably doesn't really understand why, but complies nevertheless - he might get some action after all.
Minutes pass, the hobo drinks the coffee, has two shots of cognac, when finally the woman comes back - fully clothed, followed by her son.
"-SEE SON, THIS IS HOW YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES!"
He'd be extremely effective scaring children off eating too much.
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Sean's gas has passed.
Sean's place must be hoarder level filthy. He has to eat on a tiny corner of his table.
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Chicks dig people talking about their explosive diarrhea.
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They’re gonna have to remove him with a crane, aren’t they? That apartment is probably a complete gut job at this point once they airlift Sean out of it.
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He's just reached another level of disgusting.
As a potential employer, I'd be worried about having to buy extra heavy furniture and reinforce the elevators.
As a potential employer, I'd be worried about having to buy extra heavy furniture and reinforce the elevators.
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As a potential employer I'd be worried about all my employees resigning if I even entertain the thought of hiring him.
Sluggo's a dead ringer for a chronic masturbator on a fast track to protective custody in prison and he'd be a nightmare for both IT and HR.