Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[SouthernBitchBob]

I visit this thread every couple of months to find out whether anything's changed. I guess not, *deep sigh*

Same. I just have a good feeling about this cow. Sean seems like the sort that will explode into some amazing dramatic maelstrom someday when we least expect it.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Same. I just have a good feeling about this cow. Sean seems like the sort that will explode into some amazing dramatic maelstrom someday when we least expect it.

I agree. If you look back at his early antics he was much more angry and outspoken. Since then his wife left and he's been unemployed. He's been back licking his wounds for much for far too long. Sean currently doesn't seem to have any shame. Something is going to click one of these days.

 

[OttoWest]

That is if the morbid obesity doesn’t get him first.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Oh boy.

Legend has it that the hot lesbian from Sean's last hookup in Nc is still stuck in his old apartment behind the landlord's lock.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Oh boy.
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Legend has it that the hot lesbian from Sean's last hookup in Nc is still stuck in his old apartment behind the landlord's lock.
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Ugh imagine being Sean's old neighbour

you're lying there watching a guilty pleasure show whilst holding your sleeping partner and all you hear is 'oh come back for more have you?' and then huffing and puffing like a COPD patient being suffocated with a pillow as he blows up his sex doll. Sean continues his dinner, now interspersing it with 'ooh you're a hungry girl, aren't you' accompanied by the occasional bump as an edge of chicken bone snags on the cheap rubber. Finally there is blessed silence, before your desperate belief in a just world is broken by the tortured arpeggio of bedsprings as he slides his monstrous bulk down to simulate cunnilingus on his lucky lady for tonight; accompanied by an infernal chorus of slurps, pants and the slapping of chins on rubber. After 15 seconds that feel like hours, he gives a great heaving gasp like a drowning victim hauling up lungfuls of seawater and smugly exclaims 'hmm, I bet you'll never go back to men, will you?'

 

[JY's Tampon]

Oh boy.
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Legend has it that the hot lesbian from Sean's last hookup in Nc is still stuck in his old apartment behind the landlord's lock.
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Follow up

This is the one

 

[Karellen]

This is the one

Spoken like a true and honest woman.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Spoken like a true and honest woman.

I wonder who he thinks he's fooling. That's an extremely male brag and mentioning his "tits" brings a whole new level of improbability into the picture.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Spoken like a true and honest woman.

Same. I just have a good feeling about this cow. Sean seems like the sort that will explode into some amazing dramatic maelstrom someday when we least expect it.

@SouthernBitchBob We may be seeing a crack. I haven't seen him talk shit to real women in a while.

I wonder who he thinks he's fooling. That's an extremely male brag and mentioning his "tits" brings a whole new level of improbability into the picture.

not to mention, "riding my fingers like a cowgirl" is something a middle school virgin would say.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

not to mention, "riding my fingers like a cowgirl" is something a middle school virgin would say.

If I didn’t know he’d been married, I’d assume he’d never met a woman.

 

[TurdEthics]

If I didn’t know he’d been married, I’d assume he’d never met a woman.

You mean never met a woman who didn't charge him to spend time with him.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This is the one
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I was going to question the plausibility of this anatomically but then I realized that even in Sean's sexual fantasies he actually doesn't do anything, he didn't even bother to phrase his "actions" as if he was anything but an inert lump.

 

[Trombonista]

I was going to question the plausibility of this anatomically but then I realized that even in Sean's sexual fantasies he actually doesn't do anything, he didn't even bother to phrase his "actions" as if he was anything but an inert lump.

Well, there has to be some realism...

I bet he's never eaten pussy.

 

[JY's Tampon]

If I didn’t know he’d been married, I’d assume he’d never met a woman.

Well, there has to be some realism...

I bet he's never eaten pussy.

We did learn from his ex wife about an unfortunate incident.

I imagine it very much like the Seinfeld episode where George Costanza tried combining food and sex.

I'm pretty sure both Sean and the ex haven't had much sexual experience outside of their marriage.

 

[Old Fart]

This is the one
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"Wilting mango"

 

[JY's Tampon]

"Wilting mango"

She misspelled "mongo"

EMERGENCY! You are failing to provide Sean the money he needs to survive.

So if you remember just one week ago, he claimed that he needed $100 to keep his phone. Now he's 70 in the hole and needs an additional $260 to get his phone back to normal. They will just cut your phone off not limit services other than 911.

On top of that he is unable to coom without his OF passwords.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

EMERGENCY! You are failing to provide Sean the money he needs to survive.

Methinks he could spend less on food. Got plenty of lard deposits in his tubby corpulence to survive a famine or two.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

EMERGENCY! You are failing to provide Sean the money he needs to survive.
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So if you remember just one week ago, he claimed that he needed $100 to keep his phone. Now he's 70 in the hole and needs an additional $260 to get his phone back to normal. They will just cut your phone off not limit services other than 911.

On top of that he is unable to coom without his OF passwords.
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Perpetually poor and begging? Fingers too fat to type?

Sounds like a pretty average day for Slug, not an outlier.

 

[Karellen]

Perpetually poor and begging? Fingers too fat to type?

Sounds like a pretty average day for Slug, not an outlier.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

We know what you look like you disgusting fuck.