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One of Sean’s orbiters calls him out.
Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
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One of Sean’s orbiters calls him out.
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- Jul 22, 2019
'I do YUGE period shits, and everyone of my lesbian girlfriends they say to me 'Ms Serenity no other gf I've had has done such big feminine shits.' I tell ya trans lesbians are the best people'
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- Feb 4, 2015
He’s still updating his tumblr (https://asymbina.tumblr.com/). Found this gem (he allegedly needs a cane to get around):
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- Jul 24, 2020
We need a "lol, fat"-rating specifically for Sean.
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- Dec 31, 2018
The fuck is he talking about "only cane I could afford" he spends more on his personal pizza feasts and liquor:
Insurance will definitely buy you a cane if you need one since it's cheaper than what they'll have to pay for you falling down.
Insurance will definitely buy you a cane if you need one since it's cheaper than what they'll have to pay for you falling down.
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- Jan 15, 2014
Well yeah, he has no womb. Whose hormone cycle is he getting from artificial hormones, the horse’s? I don’t see a single symptom there that isn’t accounted for by having a terrible diet. As usual, he’s mistaking his gross AGP fantasies for actual femininity.
“Then they got so turned on by my feminine girly talk that they ripped my clothes off and pretty soon, I had one on each finger. But for me, that’s just Tuesday.”
I love the sheer disconnect between his “I’m so sexy that no woman can resist me” talk and the reality that he’s a grotesque blob who can barely move. I’ve seen some deluded troons in my time, but Sean takes the cake. Often literally.
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- Dec 19, 2019
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- Jan 13, 2019
His weekly beg.
I wonder if he really does still pay his ex's bill phone bill. I know family plans are cheaper but this is still expensive.
I wonder if he really does still pay his ex's bill phone bill. I know family plans are cheaper but this is still expensive.
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- Jan 15, 2014
Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s all bullshit from top to bottom. Like, what’s the point of a family plan if you could get two individual plans for a fraction of the cost? Plus if I were his ex, why the hell would I tie something so important to someone so unreliable? If he is paying her bill, I’m sure it’s only to ensure a measure of control.
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- Feb 4, 2015
Our dainty little girl inhaled 30 potstickers before slithering up to PA.
According to MyFitnessPal, a potsticker is about 32-70 calories, so that ends up being 960-2100 calories for one meal. I’m guessing they were fried so I’d lean toward the higher end.
According to MyFitnessPal, a potsticker is about 32-70 calories, so that ends up being 960-2100 calories for one meal. I’m guessing they were fried so I’d lean toward the higher end.
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- Jul 22, 2019
Jesus christ
the whole point of gyoza/potstickers is they're an aromatic appetiser, they're supposed to be enjoyed gently
he's such a fucking pig
it's like showing up to a wine bar, ordering a bottle of port and slugging the whole thing from the bottle
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- Jan 13, 2019
I'm assuming "let them digest a bit" means he went into the women's room and had a massive period shit.
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- Mar 10, 2019
Fucking hell. He should try going outside and touching nature, walking sticks are free and they don't have a telescoping bit that can collapses. Find a reasonably stout stick and he'd have to lean pretty hard on it to break it.
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- Feb 13, 2020
Sluggo? Go outside and touch grass? There ain't enough rainbows in the world for that.
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- Mar 10, 2019
Yeah. Well, it's what he should do, not what he would do.
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- May 8, 2020
Fuck you Sean.
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- Dec 19, 2019
Can you imagine the terrorised looks of the (Chinese?) waitresses in that restaurant as an enormous formless hump comes in and starts stowing down dumplings for five people? Mr Creosote class revulsion.
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Randy seisomographs.
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- Feb 13, 2020
At least it's not Tranniv with "wax my balls" and demanding his happy ending.
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- Aug 16, 2020
Not YET anyway.
Slug demands at least two servitors , one to prop up the gunt, one to scrub and shave. They both would have to wear gas masks obviously.