Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

Wallace said:
Has he ever actually disclosed how much he actually pulls in? It can't be that much.
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He's at the very least implied that he gets all that he asks for. But he treats his begging posts and the rest of his posts like two different creatures, as if it would be absurd to connect the giant slug fapping all day with the person who desperately needs hundreds of dollars every day.

Of course, he also shows not a single ounce of gratitude to anyone for any money he does receive, whether it's a lot or a little. Even Lou Gagliardi remembers to pretend that an unnamed friend has bought him the latest device he's been begging for (when he's clearly bought it for himself) occasionally. Slugboy here is an endless pit of begging and hornyposting, a truly grotesque combination.
 
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Next Task said:
He's at the very least implied that he gets all that he asks for. But he treats his begging posts and the rest of his posts like two different creatures, as if it would be absurd to connect the giant slug fapping all day with the person who desperately needs hundreds of dollars every day.

Of course, he also shows not a single ounce of gratitude to anyone for any money he does receive, whether it's a lot or a little. Even Lou Gagliardi remembers to pretend that an unnamed friend has bought him the latest device he's been begging for (when he's clearly bought it for himself) occasionally. Slugboy here is an endless pit of begging and hornyposting, a truly grotesque combination.
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He wouldn't. Slug ticks all the boxes for being a sociopath.
 
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I wonder what this slug will spend his gibs on now?
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Surfin Terf said:
Hey, so why is the consensus that Sean is hiring prostitutes and not just masturbating? Is it because he's always talking about getting laid, because I always just assumed that that was a straight-up lie and not a massaged truth.
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It’s never been confirmed. He has spent the last three years claiming he’s at the threshold of being evicted or needs an outlandish sum of money for something that shouldn’t cost that much, and he posts screenshots of his checking account in the negatives. Even if he wasn’t evicted, any landlord would’ve refused to renew a lease if that’s how bad things really were.

When he gets called out on the scam he gets defensive and says he’s being stalked/harassed, and has actually requested people to donate to him to “own the terfs”. When someone tries to help legitimately, he ignores them or gives vague answers about what he’s doing to prevent an eviction or an overdraft before binge posting about shows he’s watching on his myriad of streaming services.

tl;dr, dudes probably on a tugboat but addicted to porn and once he comes out of his coomer haze realizes he’s overdrawn himself again and begs it up.
 
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Surfin Terf said:
Hey, so why is the consensus that Sean is hiring prostitutes and not just masturbating? Is it because he's always talking about getting laid, because I always just assumed that that was a straight-up lie and not a massaged truth.
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I have a feeling I might have been the first to suggest it. TBH, we have no specific evidence. It’s more like a consensus headcanon.

- He’s admitted to being abusive to women.
- He’s a total coomer.
- He’s weirdly specific about all the sex he’s having, and it always seems to be a one-night stand.
- He apparently needs hundreds of dollars every couple of days.

We know he’s not legit getting laid (fucking look at him), especially not with lesbians. It seems unlikely that issues of pride or morality would stop him from hiring a hooker.

He could be inventing his sex life out of whole cloth, and I doubt very much that he actually gets all the money he begs for.

TBH, I think it’s almost a reaction to the gap between his fantasies and his reality. He’s ugly even by Rat King standards and he’s a total creep who uses “femininity” as an excuse to express the kind of thoughts that everyone should keep to themselves. Yet he claims hot cis lesbians are falling over themselves for a taste of that girldick. Obviously that’s not true, so how do we reconcile the different versions of reality?
 
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