Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[Tragi-Chan]

Either a onlyfans subscription or tendies, hard to tell.

Given that he always says, “I’m so tired” when he posts his balance, I suspect it’s OnlyFans.

 

[TurdEthics]

After discovering that Dave Muscato had been spending money on Tinder, I feel it's safe to assume Humpty Dumpty is paying for Tinder as well.

 

[Karellen]

The return of the eviction saga

 

[JY's Tampon]

The return of the eviction saga
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Sean isn't happy that some gibs require work.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Sean isn't happy that some gibs require work.
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Oh my god fuck off Sean. No, it’s not literally giving people money for no reason, it’s a way to help people who actually want to work but can’t because they have dependents who they can’t afford care for. It is not a policy aimed at lazy fat fucks who don’t want to work but still think they deserve thousands of dollars every month. A policy aimed at helping those people would not be a vote winner.

 

[JY's Tampon]

The return of the eviction saga
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sigh

 

[Wallace]

sigh
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He's even lazy with his e-begging.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

sigh
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Seriously, how can anybody go over their balance that often and not get overdraft protection? Why do you keep spending money that you know you don't have, Sean?

Even if I bought into his propaganda, seeing that he constantly makes the money go POOF! by paying it in terms of overdraft fees would make me way less likely to give him any money.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Seriously, how can anybody go over their balance that often and not get overdraft protection? Why do you keep spending money that you know you don't have, Sean?

Even if I bought into his propaganda, seeing that he constantly makes the money go POOF! by paying it in terms of overdraft fees would make me way less likely to give him any money.

The dude claims to be an economist. It astonishes me that he apparently had a career and a wife, because he has a teenager’s attitude to money.

 

[Wallace]

The dude claims to be an economist. It astonishes me that he apparently had a career and a wife, because he has a teenager’s attitude to money.

To be fair, he abused and trooned his way out of both.

 

[Ruin]

Is there a reason this deformed thing doesn't have overdraft protection?

 

[Kosher Salt]

Is there a reason this deformed thing doesn't have overdraft protection?

He probably does.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Is there a reason this deformed thing doesn't have overdraft protection?

Is there a reason this deformed thing couldn't transfer all his money to a different account, taken this screenshot, and transferred everything back?

 

[Kosher Salt]

Is there a reason this deformed thing couldn't transfer all his money to a different account, taken this screenshot, and transferred everything back?

I doubt he'd be able to transfer more than the account contained, but he could probably transfer it all, buy a snack to send the balance negative, and then transfer it back the same day and avoid an overdraft charge.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I'm not even sure about the screenshot anymore. They all look different.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Sean has an overdraft every week.

Sean you are a fucking tard. You don't have a job nor are you actually seeking one. You don't do anything productive so I'm certain you can forgo the ADHD meds.

 

[Karellen]

Sean has an overdraft every week.
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Sean you are a fucking tard. You don't have a job nor are you actually seeking one. You don't do anything productive so I'm certain you can forgo the ADHD meds.

At first I thought the overdrafts were legit as the numbers changed. But looking at it again, the font and logos for the bank account have changed. There are also apps out there that let you make “prank” bank screenshots so I’m switching my vote to he’s faking it. Which is hilarious because if he spent as much time faking it as he did applying for work he wouldn’t be in the predicament he’s in.

 

[The Final Troondown]

What I find particularly disturbing is that he seems to think being apparently topless and supine in bed is a good look for him. God only knows what self-delusion controls his brain.

He’s one of the few lolcows who I actively find repulsive to look at. I mean, there are some ugly, ugly lolcows out there, but with Sean, I actively cannot stand looking at him.

I don't think it's a choice, he's just too fat to get out of bed and get dressed
he probably needs money all the time to have ubereats deliver directly to his bed

 

[lindsayfan]

I don't think it's a choice, he's just too fat to get out of bed and get dressed
he probably needs money all the time to have ubereats deliver directly to his bed

I was thinking the same thing. As fat as he already was pre-pandemic and pre-unemployed he's probably effectively bedbound at this point. The slug just lies in his own filth coomin & consoomin all day every day.

What a life! what a guy. what a worthy recipient of solidarity

 

[Trombonista]

At first I thought the overdrafts were legit as the numbers changed. But looking at it again, the font and logos for the bank account have changed. There are also apps out there that let you make “prank” bank screenshots so I’m switching my vote to he’s faking it. Which is hilarious because if he spent as much time faking it as he did applying for work he wouldn’t be in the predicament he’s in.

Rabbie Davis does the same thing.