💼 Careercow Scott "DoubleSwee" Martin - Oppa SpongeBob Style, World's Worst Cook, Autist

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So while this thread was inactive, DoubleSwee has uploaded two new videos and became a Fortnite streamer. Not going to bother linking the streams because they are kind of boring, but they do confirm that it's most likely not an act, considering he is streaming for 5-8 hours and doesn't break his act once.
The videos are not what is interesting though. What is interesting is the stream DoubleSwee's brother, Todd, recorded and uploaded to his secret channel Underground Swee without Swee's knowledge on May 5th. The stream is just them hanging around until Swee leaves at around 3:44:50. Ten minutes later, at 3:54:00, Todd decides to look through Swee's computer without his knowledge. The results are... interesting. Here are some of the highlights from Swee's browser history and Gmail:
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Here is the full stream if you are a DoubleSwee fan:
EDIT: Oh no, the video got deleted. I assure anybody reading this, it was legitimate and several people on this forum have seen it.
 
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That just seems too good to be true. I didn't watch the whole 3 hours to see what kind of relationship or banter the two had but I don't know what kind of tech-savvy teenager doesn't lock their computer while living with their family. I'm starting to suspect that these videos are orchestrated by the two of them, similar in vein to that "Greatest freak out ever" video where that kid throws a fit over his Everquest account being deleted or whatever.
 
Reviving an old thread here but I used to be chummy with Swee’s brother’s girlfriend and she told me the following:

Swee likes shamale porn (this is what his parents found on his iPad history!)
Swee hates Jews
He has some chromosome deficiency (forgot the name oops!) but not autsim.
 
Marceline said:
Reviving an old thread here but I used to be chummy with Swee’s brother’s girlfriend and she told me the following:
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oh yeah, well i used to know swee's old diaper technician, here's what i learned
 
I can’t believe Swee has a thread. Back when he was rapping about Spongebob selling patties to the West I thought he was a dorky spergy kid (and he may have been). All of his more recent content seems self-aware and ironic to me. I loved the Vegas hotel room video. Made me lol how he kept taking about being able to fit like 15 people in the shower in the suite they rented. Can’t believe that video wasn’t posted here either.

 
So recently, Swee's brobro came back and said he's going to post more rare Scott content
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Meanwhile, Doubleswee started a "paranormal" channel. Every video's pretty much the same; blurry pictures of satellites he took with his iPhone panning across the screen while royalty free music plays in the background. His friend also started one
 
Swee's been chugging away on his new channel
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As you can see he's currently streaming the second episode of his new podcast. Any occultists have a verdict on this channel? Does Swee fit the criteria for a good paranormal podcast host?
 
As promised, Todd has returned with new unseen footage from the Swee vaults. In this video from 2017, Scott gets into a fender bender at a gas station because he was looking up 3D giraffe incest porn texting somebody

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Todd might upload more lost Swee content, although it would be extremely :optimistic: to think it'll be uploaded anytime soon considering he said he found his old harddrive with lost footage over a year ago.

(yeah yeah I know, triplepost, fuse my posts jannies)
 
He's actually turned out to be a semi decent vlogger.
Too bad he looks and talks just like Andy Ditch's identical twin.
 
I've been trying to archive some of DoubleSwees old videos since he removed a lot of them, so far I've got all the classics but I'm having trouble finding that Jurassic Swee video, would any of you happen to have already archived it and be willing to share?
 
Wobo said:
I've been trying to archive some of DoubleSwees old videos since he removed a lot of them, so far I've got all the classics but I'm having trouble finding that Jurassic Swee video, would any of you happen to have already archived it and be willing to share?
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sadly no, but there is this response video to it

also, it seems he reversed his mind about retiring from youtube and has made several (but not all) videos public
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on top of that, on an 9 year old upload of an album he did (Sweeology Vol. 1), he commented on it and I just saw this interesting exchange
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Wobo said:
I've been trying to archive some of DoubleSwees old videos since he removed a lot of them, so far I've got all the classics but I'm having trouble finding that Jurassic Swee video, would any of you happen to have already archived it and be willing to share?
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Off topic but has Swee ever gotten a job or anything yet, I know his parents are rich fucks but don't they push him to earn his own? Also he must be huge Kanye fan with their mutual hatred for jews.
 
IKEBURNER said:
Off topic but has Swee ever gotten a job or anything yet, I know his parents are rich fucks but don't they push him to earn his own? Also he must be huge Kanye fan with their mutual hatred for jews.
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In 2019 he was working at a supermarket in Granite Bay in Sacramento, Ca. He's currently off at university in Arizona, I forget which one but I think its in Phoenix
 
Wobo said:
I'm having trouble finding that Jurassic Swee video
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Here's a reaction video. I don't have the original with uninterrupted audio, but at least it's not fully lost.
 
Wobo said:
I've been trying to archive some of DoubleSwees old videos since he removed a lot of them, so far I've got all the classics but I'm having trouble finding that Jurassic Swee video, would any of you happen to have already archived it and be willing to share?
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Most of the videos are still floating around but Jurassic Swee and Mr. Wanking Dream probably shouldn't be on the internet. Swee's older brother or whoever filmed those is a legit pedophile. I wish there was a proper thread on Scott because it would become glaringly obvious that his brother Todd is the real cow. Though if you have parkour vids I'm struggling to find all of them. I'll be uploading Sweeology and a few other larger videos when the site can handle larger files faster.
Anyways here are some other videos that are lost to time and a bonus few videos of Todd uploading content of a minor who doesn't want to be filmed and blasting his life onto 4chan. One thing missing from almost all discussion of Swee is that his audience and trolls were directly fed from moderators of 4chan's featuring his SpongeBob Style video on the top of the /b/ board on autoplay in early 2013.


1. Todd filming his father and Scott fighting over an Ipad.


2. "mr wanking dream"


3. Swee at the range. "shooting my colt 45 and sniper rifle"

4. Harlem Shake Swee Style


5. Original title lost but I believe this was untitled.

6. Swee Standup. Probably my favorite lost video. DoubleSwee - Swee's Standup Comedy (HD reupload)



7. Swee being filmed before his first day of school while he has an autistic meltdown. His NEET brother Todd is filming him while his mother asks him to stop.

8. TREE


9. The Return of Jurassic Swee.

 
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