Careercow Scott Raymond Adams / @ScottAdamsSays / “Real Coffee With Scott Adams” - The Washed Up Cartoonist Behind “Dilbert”, Creator of “The Dilberito”, Professional Bullying Victim, Political Grifter, Terminally Online Narcissistic Boomer, Divorced Twice, Is (Not) Glad His Stepson Overdosed. This is Not a Racial Politics Debate Thread

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Hulk, why are you staunchly liberal, until a nigger is dating your daughter?


I think something similar happened to Scott. His ex wife will be dating a nigger, or his son got sold the drugs that killed him by a nigger. There will be some real world catalyst that has caused him to pop off. Maybe it was even just meeting one in public doing the random nigwalk flowchart meme. Probably not even recently thinking about it, he might have held this in for some time.
I actually think the shit w/UPN was his 'nigger moment.' I'm picturing that he's in a room with white executives squealing about how they're going to monetize the blacks, saying shit like ITS OUR VISION, and some other shittery. Most people would cringe at this kind of conversation because we know this level of pandering is stupid; but I think, two decades ago, Scott likely saw these corpos as some kind of untouchable. It was easier for him to punch down at the silly negroes for not liking his work enough than it was for him to accept that he was just a plaything for these shitstains from the beginning.

Keep in mind that Scott is very sensitive to critique, especially for a commercial artist.

I can see he has the capacity to more or less comprehend it in his tweet about the HerShe pandering, but not the capacity to elaborate on the issue itself. Pandering to a group IS stupid. It comes from a dishonest angle. He's right not to apologize, but I don't think he's capable of explaining his angle because he elected to accept things the way they were (at the time) and seethe on it for 20+ years.
 
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Wasn't there a song someone made about the Shelley rant? Been trying to find it with no luck

Vox Day did vocals for it with his musician friend John Bradley. https://voxday.net/2022/01/23/the-best-thing-that-ever-happened/ - https://soundcloud.com/john-bradley-298288478/best-thing-ever

Song's near the top of his vocal range and you can hear how it's hard for him to hit the top notes, but he does remarkably well, and no autotune is used.

I hate the world tonight
Shelley said that I was wrong, but I was right
Tried to tell you but you seem to think that
Maybe I said something incorrect
I say you project

Don’t hallucinate
If you think I’m wrong I’ll just equivocate
I can understand how you’d be so confused
I don’t envy you
I’m a prophet and an oracle of perfect persuasion

You’re a bitch
You’re a cunt
You’re cognitive dissonant
You’re a nasty human stain
And you should be ashamed
You’re a total narcissist
You fucking piece of shit
And so you’d better shut up, go the hell away

Don’t you know who I am?
This may mean you’ll have to try to understand
Rest assured that when you think I contradict
Half the things that I predict
Tomorrow they will change, yesterday’s won’t mean a thing

You’re a bitch
You’re a cunt
You’re a mental midget runt
You’re disgusting you’re insane
And you should be ashamed
I’m a master hypnotist
You fucking piece of shit
And now you’re banned so you should go the hell away

Just when you think you got me figured out
My reason’s already changing
You should die and I’ll tell you why
Don’t comment at me

You’re a bitch
You’re a cunt
You’re a sick and evil front
You’re so stupid you’re so vain
And you should be ashamed
I’m a master hypnotist
And you’re the narcissist
So shut the fuck up Shelley, go the hell away

I’m a seer, I’m the law
I’m perfect without a flaw
The best thing that ever happened
To you bitch you’re probably fat and
I got you hypnotized
Can’t say I ever lied
You know I’m always right in every single way

 
Vox Day did vocals for it with his musician friend John Bradley. https://voxday.net/2022/01/23/the-best-thing-that-ever-happened/ - https://soundcloud.com/john-bradley-298288478/best-thing-ever

Song's near the top of his vocal range and you can hear how it's hard for him to hit the top notes, but he does remarkably well, and no autotune is used.

I hate the world tonight
Shelley said that I was wrong, but I was right
Tried to tell you but you seem to think that
Maybe I said something incorrect
I say you project

Don’t hallucinate
If you think I’m wrong I’ll just equivocate
I can understand how you’d be so confused
I don’t envy you
I’m a prophet and an oracle of perfect persuasion

You’re a bitch
You’re a cunt
You’re cognitive dissonant
You’re a nasty human stain
And you should be ashamed
You’re a total narcissist
You fucking piece of shit
And so you’d better shut up, go the hell away

Don’t you know who I am?
This may mean you’ll have to try to understand
Rest assured that when you think I contradict
Half the things that I predict
Tomorrow they will change, yesterday’s won’t mean a thing

You’re a bitch
You’re a cunt
You’re a mental midget runt
You’re disgusting you’re insane
And you should be ashamed
I’m a master hypnotist
You fucking piece of shit
And now you’re banned so you should go the hell away

Just when you think you got me figured out
My reason’s already changing
You should die and I’ll tell you why
Don’t comment at me

You’re a bitch
You’re a cunt
You’re a sick and evil front
You’re so stupid you’re so vain
And you should be ashamed
I’m a master hypnotist
And you’re the narcissist
So shut the fuck up Shelley, go the hell away

I’m a seer, I’m the law
I’m perfect without a flaw
The best thing that ever happened
To you bitch you’re probably fat and
I got you hypnotized
Can’t say I ever lied
You know I’m always right in every single way

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It gives me RHCP vibes. I like it. And yea, holy shit he sings amazingly
 
See also Chinese, Indian, Russian immigrants
>Chinese
Not necessarily true since for every Chinese exchange student, one statist mole follows the citizen out. The mole is there to intimidate the exchange student for the time when they dare speak against the People's Republic of China outside their soil.
 
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Not necessarily true since for every Chinese exchange student, one statist mole follows the citizen out. The mole is there to intimidate the exchange student for the time when they dare speak against the People's Republic of China outside their soil.
If we're still talking about Asian exchange students, what about Japanese, Korean, Singaporean, Filipino or Vietnamese exchange students?
 
If we're still talking about Asian exchange students, what about Japanese, Korean, Singaporean, Filipino or Vietnamese exchange students?
Singapore is known to be ally to the People's Republic of China, so they're certainly suspicious. Vietnam has burgeoning U.S. relations, making them potential enemies with China. Japan, Korea (I'm guessing you're speaking of the south) and the Philippines don't seem to follow Marxist-Leninism, making them less likely to export moles.
The state moles are, at this age, almost exclusively a thing that China uses to crack down on dissidents, the crackdown heavily emphasizing Chinese citizens dissenting. As for the reason China heavily desires to protect citizens abroad from external traditions and values, I'm not too sure...
 
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Hulk, why are you staunchly liberal, until a nigger is dating your daughter?


I think something similar happened to Scott. His ex wife will be dating a nigger, or his son got sold the drugs that killed him by a nigger. There will be some real world catalyst that has caused him to pop off. Maybe it was even just meeting one in public doing the random nigwalk flowchart meme. Probably not even recently thinking about it, he might have held this in for some time.
tbh if you handicap for Hogan being an old wrestler the idea that even some might be okay is pretty progressive
 
Scott declares he is “solidly pro-trans”, and promotes Dilbert coming to his Locals

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Big Troonshine is NOT going to like that. I'd almost sign up for Twitter just to read the comments on that post.

Vietnam has burgeoning U.S. relations, making them potential enemies with China.
Potential? Dude they fought a war against them and whooped their asses like they did the Americans. They do not like the CCP.
 
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Still, I am totally on board with his "fuck niggers" arc. You tell 'em Scott!
He's not a racist and you'd be an idiot for thinking he's onboard with "TND". The guy is so addicted to his shitty "gotchas" that he wouldn't be doing this if he were, because then it wouldn't be a "gotcha".

He's the apex, the alpha, the emperor of midwittery stemming from a terminal case of Dunning-Kruger. If anything this should piss off people who actually are racist as the very obvious purpose of this stupid stunt is to pull yet another "tHe LeFt ArE tHe ReAl RaCiStS gUyS!!1!" out of his hat like it's not a point that has been beaten to death, warmed over, and then fucked into paste by now.
 
He's not a racist and you'd be an idiot for thinking he's onboard with "TND". The guy is so addicted to his shitty "gotchas" that he wouldn't be doing this if he were, because then it wouldn't be a "gotcha".

He's the apex, the alpha, the emperor of midwittery stemming from a terminal case of Dunning-Kruger. If anything this should piss off people who actually are racist as the very obvious purpose of this stupid stunt is to pull yet another "tHe LeFt ArE tHe ReAl RaCiStS gUyS!!1!" out of his hat like it's not a point that has been beaten to death, warmed over, and then fucked into paste by now.
Oh he's a total midwit, but saying you don't want to live around niggers is racist. There's no way of spinning it.

Believe me, I am an expert on this subject.
 
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Oh he's a total midwit, but saying you don't want to live around niggers is racist. There's no way of spinning it.

Believe me, I am an expert on this subject.
Saying something perceived as racist by retards like you who can't read or think critically isn't the same as holding racist beliefs/being racist.

I'm saying this man is something far worse - a professional fart huffer.
 
Lol, lolcow or not this is some Grade A trolling.

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Saying something perceived as racist isn't the same as holding racist beliefs/being racist.
What kind of a nigger brained point is this? Sure, I could say I love niggers and not mean it, and it wouldn't be true. Scott has said he doesn't want to live around niggers and lives in a mansion in a gated community. He obviously is practising what he preaches. Your post is the dumbest shit I've read for weeks, consider logging the fuck off or at least thinking whether what you're about to say is fucking retarded before you post.
 
you can be racist for damn good reasons which may justify it, but it's still racism

and given the number of racists that I've seen talking with their actual black neighbors about how bad niggers are I think it's way more common than people think

Nigger is a mindset not a race. Ethan Ralph for instance is a huge nigger.
 
What kind of a nigger brained point is this? Sure, I could say I love niggers and not mean it, and it wouldn't be true.
Good. Glad to see you almost got my point.
Scott has said he doesn't want to live around niggers and lives in a mansion in a gated community.
No. He very specifically said he doesn't want to "be a part of a hate group" and "doesn't want to be near people who hate him". As a gotcha.
An obvious gotcha. And you're stupid enough to take it at face value.
He obviously is practising what he preaches.
He's a rich dude who lives far away from people who don't make Dilbert money. Not many blacks let alone niggers there. If it wasn't obvious he doesn't have to give a shit about any of this which is part of the reason he does these stupid gotchas to get attention - the dude is a member of the idle rich.
Your post is the dumbest shit I've read for weeks, consider logging the fuck off or at least thinking whether what you're about to say is fucking retarded before you post.
Coming from the absolute brainlet who really believes Scott Adams is racist because he made a stupid meme video because he was starting to feel irrelevant again. I mean really, talk about a complete lack of self-awareness.
Like I said, niggers who can't read or think critically like yourself.
you can be racist for damn good reasons which may justify it, but it's still racism

and given the number of racists that I've seen talking with their actual black neighbors about how bad niggers are I think it's way more common than people think
I'd love for you to give a description of what you think racism is because I can't imagine you're serious with this post.
 
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