Careercow Scott Raymond Adams / @ScottAdamsSays / “Real Coffee With Scott Adams” - The Washed Up Cartoonist Behind “Dilbert”, Creator of “The Dilberito”, Professional Bullying Victim, Political Grifter, Terminally Online Narcissistic Boomer, Divorced Twice, Is (Not) Glad His Stepson Overdosed. This is Not a Racial Politics Debate Thread

[RACISM]

But it cost him entire Dilbert franchise.

I think he still owns everything. You can still also see a new Dilbert every day at https://dilbert.com/
I think today's comic is referencing Andrew Tate lol.

 

[Crimson Fucker Ţepeş]

While he isn't necessarily wrong about people being a hate group if they actually hate an entrire race generally speaking, avoiding black people as a whole is pretty unrealistic if not outright impossible depending on where you live. Kind of the same logic black people use against white people too for their "all black spaces" that happens to be the same argument that was used for jim crow laws. Black people getting mad when you point it out is just black fragility like they try to say about white people. Either way he is still a cringe boomer and this is just a case of broken clock happening to be right. His hot takes are laughable at the best of times and often missing huge points like himself being part of the problem he complains about and not realizing they use him like a tool. I still laugh at him coping about the vax. He thinks we were "accidentally right" but the fact is we just pay attention to what is really happening. Must be the vegan diet lack of protein giving him mental deficiency. All vegans suffer malnutrition and their brain literally goes crazy from it.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

One of Scott's biggest cognitive missteps is thinking that if we live in a simulation, knowing it would allow you to "reprogram the simulation"

He's a programmer, he should know that you can only reprogram something if you can get into the code and manually rewrite it by typing 1101100101 instead of 1001100, and I doubt even Scott hallucinates cracking open reality to reveal the source code and scrolling through it to type if {scottdilbert} then {money+pussy}. You can do a "cheat" in a video game by making seemingly random moves like <<^<<^><<^<<>>< that might register in the code as some sort of input, but Scott isn't jumping, turning and touching his head a certain number of times to reprogram the simulation, he's just thinking positively.

If anything, people running a simulation would want the simulated world to run by the variables THEY set and not have them tampered with. If a sim discovered they were in a simulation and could rewrite it, they would just say "That one found out he's in a simulation and is attempting to reprogram it. DELETE"

 

[RACISM]

Scott isn't jumping, turning and touching his head a certain number of times to reprogram the simulation

Maybe the magical ritual guys were right all along.

 

[Captain_Twitch]

One of Scott's biggest cognitive missteps is thinking that if we live in a simulation, knowing it would allow you to "reprogram the simulation"

He's a programmer, he should know that you can only reprogram something if you can get into the code and manually rewrite it by typing 1101100101 instead of 1001100, and I doubt even Scott hallucinates cracking open reality to reveal the source code and scrolling through it to type if {scottdilbert} then {money+pussy}. You can do a "cheat" in a video game by making seemingly random moves like <<^<<^><<^<<>>< that might register in the code as some sort of input, but Scott isn't jumping, turning and touching his head a certain number of times to reprogram the simulation, he's just thinking positively.

If anything, people running a simulation would want the simulated world to run by the variables THEY set and not have them tampered with. If a sim discovered they were in a simulation and could rewrite it, they would just say "That one found out he's in a simulation and is attempting to reprogram it. DELETE"

He's actually NOT a programmer, nor is he an engineer. Just a project manager in the corporate telecommunications space.

 

[The Last Stand]

I don't even think Scott is that racist. I've heard worse things from other people, this thread included.

At least he's still making cartoons. With his attention seeking ass.

 

[ditto]

I think he still owns everything.

I mean all his Dilbert syndication and licensing deals. His inspiration must be getting pretty thin anyway. For the last few years he's been fishing for column ideas on Twitter and it's been decades since he's been anywhere near a real office job.

One of Scott's biggest cognitive missteps is thinking that if we live in a simulation, knowing it would allow you to "reprogram the simulation"

If we really did live in a simulation that could be reprogrammed from within then the universe would have bluescreened aeons ago when some amoeba stretched its pseudopodia and fucked up the speed of light.

If we live in a simulation then it's a clockwork universe and the details really dont't matter.
What Scott believes is drug induced solipsism, aka living in a rich California bubble.

 

[LGHDR+]

I think he still owns everything. You can still also see a new Dilbert every day at https://dilbert.com/
I think today's comic is referencing Andrew Tate lol.

Cattle crossing, for sure.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

I mean all his Dilbert syndication and licensing deals. His inspiration must be getting pretty thin anyway. For the last few years he's been fishing for column ideas on Twitter and it's been decades since he's been anywhere near a real office job.

I think Dilbertman would get cancelled even if he did work in an office since the most jarring thing is how obvious the diversity hires have become.

 

[The Last Stand]

Cattle crossing, for sure.

I don't get it.

 

[Education Lottery]

I don't even think Scott is that racist. I've heard worse things from other people, this thread included.

At least he's still making cartoons. With his attention seeking ass.

I agree. He was in a situation that made it easier for him to punch down instead of punch up. White Americans are practically programmed to be slavish towards corpos from a young age. It took him two goddamn decades, maybe even slightly earlier, to realize who his real enemy was.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

The cucking explains why when Scott announced his divorce on Youtube he awkwardly says "If you see my ex-wife on a date *heh* or ME!" He knows his separated wife is fucking and he isn't, and he doesn't need people reminding him!

Scott’s ex-thotwife got knocked up when they were still married. It is very likely that Kristina was banging other dudes during their whole relationship over the years. Scott never seemed aware what his blushing bride was doing. As I said earlier in this thread, Scott was better off just hiring her for a weekend and just moving on thereafter, but his ego demanded that he be with a woman less than half his age and he got the predictable outcome.

 

[LGHDR+]

I don't get it.

One cow talking about another. Cattle crossing.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Cattle crossing, for sure.

Wow. You couldn’t get more on-the-nose than this.

 

[Haramburger]

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Now that I'm back from a Kiwi Janny's ban, I have an announcement to make.

NIGGERS

That is all.

wasn't me but SPIC back at you, niggerjew.

I just bought a Sunday paper for the comics and was pleased to see my expected front page Dilbert comic by Scott "Niggerkiller" Adams in glorious full color. Maybe it'll be the last one & a collectors item? Maybe buying it will show financial support for my 3rd favorite racist cartoonist(behind Garrison & Stonetoss). Time will tell!

 

[Law]

I don't get it.

Cow crossover - one lolcow interacting with or referencing another.

Maybe it'll be the last one & a collectors item?

Get it graded.

 

[TVB]

Cow crossover - one lolcow interacting with or referencing another.

It's like having Cyraxx visiting Chris Chan in a Virginia state prison

 

[Captain_Twitch]

Scott’s ex-thotwife got knocked up when they were still married. It is very likely that Kristina was banging other dudes during their whole relationship over the years. Scott never seemed aware what his blushing bride was doing. As I said earlier in this thread, Scott was better off just hiring her for a weekend and just moving on thereafter, but his ego demanded that he be with a woman less than half his age and he got the predictable outcome.

I remember when he got married and his twitter feed was full of people pointing out that his wife was a bikini model 30 years younger than him, had kids from a previous marriage, and seemingly had absolutely nothing in common with him. Scott's response was to mock everyone in the comments and announce that they all had cognitive dissonance.

I don't get it. He had to know that was coming. Unless part of his 4-D chess simulation avatar genius plan was to get divorced by his cheating wife after just two years, I think we have to conclude Scott missed what was clearly obvious to everyone else.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I remember when he got married and his twitter feed was full of people pointing out that his wife was a bikini model 30 years younger than him, had kids from a previous marriage, and seemingly had absolutely nothing in common with him. Scott's response was to mock everyone in the comments and announce that they all had cognitive dissonance.

I don't get it. He had to know that was coming. Unless part of his 4-D chess simulation avatar genius plan was to get divorced by his cheating wife after just two years, I think we have to conclude Scott missed what was clearly obvious to everyone else.

He has terminal Dunning-Kruger. The reason he falls for the shit he so readily and haphazardly attempts to identify in other people is due to him thinking he's above it. The #1 thing you need to be a dipshit is to think you're the smartest person alive.

 

[Cheeseknife]