SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

You're pushing on a string if you think anyone is going to believe your conspiracy theories without proof, of which you have none.
I’ve posted people in the Yurt talking about the Yurt’s activities and agreeing that it operates like a political party, is that not enough? A shadowy cabal only has to be a group of similarly minded people who have ill-intent and work together towards shared goals behind the scenes.
 
I’ve posted people in the Yurt talking about the Yurt’s activities and agreeing that it operates like a political party, is that not enough? A shadowy cabal only has to be a group of similarly minded people who have ill-intent and work together towards shared goals behind the scenes.
None of it was proof, though. None of it was shady, and from what I recall, it wasn't even ill-intentioned stuff. Anyone can start a private chat with friends and talk about changing things up, that doesn't making it some weird proper-noun conspiracy, especially when it's stuff that nobody actually cares about. I really can't think of a single thing a change in leadership in that regard would even affect, the Foundation's leadership is so far burned that literally the only way to go is up.

People like Kaktus and Rounderhouse might be Massive Fucking Dicks(TM), but when your most famous writer and staff literally grooms children, Massive Fucking Dicks(TM) kind of don't look so bad in comparison.
 
I was in there for years and I know what we were doing, I helped make it happen.
See, this is exactly what I was talking about when I said that you were the only person who viewed it that way. Every time you talk about things that the Yurt supposedly did to grab more power for themselves, you're always either the person who came up with the idea or the person who used staff power to make it happen. You obviously viewed the Yurt as a political faction, but none of the other people you're trying to "expose" seem to. Rounder and Aismallard only agreed that the Yurt could be seen as a political force when you brought it up to them, and those DMs with Kaktus you posted are literally just you talking at him while he doesn't respond. If Kaktus is really the engine behind some grand conspiracy that you were a big part of for a long time, surely you could find at least one instance of him actually saying it? But no, we're just supposed to believe you with no proof.
The Yurt may be myth, but the desire of someone like Diet Rounderhouse to claw their way to power again by any means necessary, though absolutely amazing in its uselessness, is believable. Planned political coups have happened. I know it’s retarded, but you have to understand that self worth is directly pegged to reputation on that site, and this here is the equivalent of stopping a bleeding cut to a guy who thinks he’s the local Xerxes. Things are so backwards there, I genuinely believe that these people would pay exorbitant amounts of real money for upvotes, if the service existed and they had it to spare. It’s that bad.
I would absolutely believe that Kaktus wants to get some power back. People will go to pretty absurd lengths to feel like they have a position of importance. It's just that this whole Yurt conspiracy has been presented without strong proof this entire time, and is also supposed to include a bunch of people who seem completely unconcerned with power (Woedenaz has never tried to become staff to my knowledge despite easily having the expertise to be on Technical, and he's supposed to be one of the central figures of this conspiracy).
 
See, this is exactly what I was talking about when I said that you were the only person who viewed it that way. Every time you talk about things that the Yurt supposedly did to grab more power for themselves, you're always either the person who came up with the idea or the person who used staff power to make it happen. You obviously viewed the Yurt as a political faction, but none of the other people you're trying to "expose" seem to. Rounder and Aismallard only agreed that the Yurt could be seen as a political force when you brought it up to them, and those DMs with Kaktus you posted are literally just you talking at him while he doesn't respond. If Kaktus is really the engine behind some grand conspiracy that you were a big part of for a long time, surely you could find at least one instance of him actually saying it? But no, we're just supposed to believe you with no proof.

I would absolutely believe that Kaktus wants to get some power back. People will go to pretty absurd lengths to feel like they have a position of importance. It's just that this whole Yurt conspiracy has been presented without strong proof this entire time, and is also supposed to include a bunch of people who seem completely unconcerned with power (Woedenaz has never tried to become staff to my knowledge despite easily having the expertise to be on Technical, and he's supposed to be one of the central figures of this conspiracy).
Woed wanted desperately to be on staff but Magnus never bit, I would imagine that if he still wants to be official he is waiting for the heat to die down (or is brushing up his credentials for his Yurt colleagues to butter up staff now that Magnus is out of the way and Mallard is captain)
 
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Woed wanted desperately to be on staff but Magnus never bit, I would imagine that if he still wants to be official he is waiting for the heat to die down (or is brushing up his credentials for his Yurt colleagues to butter up staff now that Magnus is out of the way and Mallard is captain)
Give it a rest, dude. No one cares. Move on.
 
You aren't telling the truth, at least not the objective truth. There is no Yurt conspiracy, this is incredibly tiresome and nobody wants to waste time with this topic anymore. This thread already gets turned into enough of a joke as it is.
 
You aren't telling the truth, at least not the objective truth. There is no Yurt conspiracy, this is incredibly tiresome and nobody wants to waste time with this topic anymore. This thread already gets turned into enough of a joke as it is.
I am telling the truth. Sorry you’re tired of it.
 
Before you guys write the whole thing off, consider the kind of people who wind up on school boards. Yeah, those kind of assholes. Or maybe RPGnet, that's a better analogy.

Now, think of this Yurt stuff, and the SCP wiki, along those lines. Yeah, there's no 'real' power there. But there's always someone who gets their jollies from pushing someone else around -- no matter how small the pond is or how meaningless it is in the grand scheme of things.
 
Before you guys write the whole thing off, consider the kind of people who wind up on school boards. Yeah, those kind of assholes. Or maybe RPGnet, that's a better analogy.

Now, think of this Yurt stuff, and the SCP wiki, along those lines. Yeah, there's no 'real' power there. But there's always someone who gets their jollies from pushing someone else around -- no matter how small the pond is or how meaningless it is in the grand scheme of things.
No one's denying that SCP users often act like playground bullies. What isn't proven is a grand conspiracy to change the leadership at SCP. All we have is a disgruntled ex-staff member insisting that there is a conspiracy yet he provides no evidence. Any time there is a hint of interesting discussion about SCP, he insists it stems from result of his (former) grand machinations. It simply isn't true and it's getting old.

I mean come on, just a sliver of proof is all I'm asking here.
 
No one's denying that SCP users often act like playground bullies. What isn't proven is a grand conspiracy to change the leadership at SCP. All we have is a disgruntled ex-staff member insisting that there is a conspiracy yet he provides no evidence. Any time there is a hint of interesting discussion about SCP, he insists it stems from result of his (former) grand machinations. It simply isn't true and it's getting old.

I mean come on, just a sliver of proof is all I'm asking here.
I’ve given at least slivers of proof it exists, I have maintained the truth consistently. Is it really beyond contemplation, or are you determined to find every possible reason to deny the facts.
 
Even if you WERE right and don’t just have a heavily warped view of the situation because YOU thought you were participating in le ebic coup, we just don’t fucking care.

Let’s say, right now, everyone in this thread was immediately swayed to your side of the story. What the fuck would change aside from you getting some validation? Your crusade here has no impact on the situation - the only person who benefits from it is you, a narcissist who wants his ego stroked by some new “friends” after his old friends kicked him off the playground.
I am telling the truth. Sorry you’re tired of it.
You’re right, we are. Your conspiracy sob story is just old at this point. You’ve been mostly tolerated in this thread til now because you do have some interesting insight to offer on the characters behind the scenes sometimes, but if your ONLY goal for staying here is to keep pushing this story, then.. please just go do it somewhere else. We’re not your personal army, we don’t give a fuck.
 
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FYI: May be just me, but I feel as though I’ve been close to using this forum as a personal blog, and take up too much space with these long posts. So, I went ahead and just made a Medium account. Effort posts will be there from now on.

First and only shilled post from me is about this:

I encourage you to support and share it; a duplicate node that isn’t KiwiFarms might help to expose more people to the SCP shittiness while I’m at it.

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A mod is down for censure, surprising that they're finally doing something. Wonder how long it will take for all of them to be demoted or for it to be under the rug? http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-14115337/disciplinary-gee0765

lol the mod basically said in public what the rest say in private. I love that they say the 001s are inflated. Too true.

C’mon people, post that shit here. Anonymous free speech, no redactions so your complete thoughts are known, and hell we’ll probably agree with you. Spergs and autism welcome.

Edit; Another disciplinary thread for staff members, this time Taylor_itkin and jackalrelated: archive. Same day, different incident.
 
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A mod is down for censure, surprising that they're finally doing something. Wonder how long it will take for all of them to be demoted or for it to be under the rug? http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-14115337/disciplinary-gee0765
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Actual comedy.
 
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