SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

What do you mean by historical articles? The only one I can think of offhand was that Ronald Reagan VHS tape.

There were others. The freaking Battleship Bismarck is an SCP. There is also an SCP that is essentially a World War I battlefield.

 

[Slurms McCorgi]

What do you mean by historical articles? The only one I can think of offhand was that Ronald Reagan VHS tape.

There were others. The freaking Battleship Bismarck is an SCP.

There was also the Hatfield-McCoy feud SCP. The actual anomaly was something about ghosts caught in a looping firefight, but IIRC most of the article was interview transcripts revealing that the feud started over a lesbian relationship. I remember reading the glowing reviews for it in ~2014 and thinking it was the beginning of the end for the Foundation.

There is also an SCP that is essentially a World War I battlefield.

It was early in Series 1, wasn’t it? I liked that one.

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

It was early in Series 1, wasn’t it? I liked that one.

Yes, SCP-186

 

[Staffy]

Yeah that's what I meant. I know reactivity was a factor on there and I just generalized it accidentally. And yes it does look incredibly autistic because there's a whole lot of symbols you just need to know rather than "4 is worse than 3" and so on. As for the RPC approach, that's a hell of a lot easier to remember than whatever is going on here.
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If you're going to explain it why have the diamond there too?

I wonder if everyone has made a troll or shitpost parody of these labels.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

There were others. The freaking Battleship Bismarck is an SCP. There is also an SCP that is essentially a World War I battlefield.

Also SCP-1959. I always thought that one was really well done.

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

Also SCP-1959. I always thought that one was really well done.

There is also an SCP of a Nazi autonomous mine or something of that nature from another universe, that relays radio messages from the doomed universe it came from. Another one of the better SCPs.

 

[AnOminous]

I feel that you are severely underplaying the simple merit of the site's database writing style in creating interesting articles. It's a very Lovecraftian style of horror where you give the reader just enough to have a basic understanding of the subject while still leaving them dreading what exactly it is and why is acts as it does.

This is why something like 173 is one of the classics (the statue that kills you if you fail to look at it for even an instant). Something like four paragraphs. Just what you do to contain it. No reason as to why it exists or why it does what it does.

Or 106 (the "Old Man" SCP from a pocket dimension), in its original form.

This is the classic format from the /x/ days and why current SCP is gay, autistic bullshit.

There was also the Hatfield-McCoy feud SCP. The actual anomaly was something about ghosts caught in a looping firefight, but IIRC most of the article was interview transcripts revealing that the feud started over a lesbian relationship.

Speaking of gay, autistic bullshit. No it didn't it was literally an argument about two hogs that spiraled out of control because two bunches of vengeful rednecks just had to keep escalating it at every opportunity.

Fun fact, the Hatfields and McCoys have long settled their differences and now have reunions to celebrate their past every year or so. Other fun fact, I could literally attend as either a Hatfield or a McCoy.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

What the fuck is Truculent

It's a very cromulent word, I'll have you know.

 

[AnOminous]

What the fuck is Truculent

Truculent is something Morrissey is, according to high court judges, along with being devious and unreliable. Morrissey liked the phrase so much he used it himself against a critic.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

What do you mean by historical articles? The only one I can think of offhand was that Ronald Reagan VHS tape.

Shit like this https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6002

For example, in the diary section the causal use of adrenaline in an entry that is supposed to be from 1920s stuck out to me because it would still be a relatively new term then (and after a quick search apparently the preferred US term at the time was "epinephrine"). Which, to be fair, only bugs someone like me. But another more glaring error was the foundation performing lobotomies in the 1910s (and frankly the entire section about the Native Americans is really retarded).

But besides my autistic nitpicks, there are plenty here for all of you to enjoy

• atypical format
• impossible containment that they somehow pulled off (Seriously, how the fuck do you remove public knowledge of a species that was a popular pet during the 20th century.)
• evil colonizers
• Nobel savages
• Strong female POC with attitude (and dumb name)
• greedy, sexist, racist, white bossman
• 2008 housing crisis

 

[Flaming Insignias]

Shit like this https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6002

For example, in the diary section the causal use of adrenaline in an entry that is supposed to be from 1920s stuck out to me because it would still be a relatively new term then (and after a quick search apparently the preferred US term at the time was "epinephrine"). Which, to be fair, only bugs someone like me. But another more glaring error was the foundation performing lobotomies in the 1910s (and frankly the entire section about the Native Americans is really retarded).

But besides my autistic nitpicks, there are plenty here for all of you to enjoy

• atypical format
• impossible containment that they somehow pulled off (Seriously, how the fuck do you remove public knowledge of a species that was a popular pet during the 20th century.)
• evil colonizers
• Nobel savages
• Strong female POC with attitude (and dumb name)
• greedy, sexist, racist, white bossman
• 2008 housing crisis

I remember the “explained” article (articles written as if they were made in prior periods about anomalies that were determined to be normal things) about Drapetomania, the supposed mental disorder that made slaves become rebellious (1851-EX), and it felt like it was made to be as historically smug as possible, implying that the D-Class was originally composed of runaway slaves given a de-facto death sentence and having later generations refusing to redact the article since they want to show how bad the old era was. It had merits, but it all felt very much like a smug yankee posturing about how Dixieland is so terrible.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

As much as people shit on post 2XXX (or 1XXX) SCPs, SCP-4022 has to be a favorite of mine.

Spoiler: tl;dr

An ex-mathematician has a void in his brain that basically spreads to other people unless they refer to the original void as "The great big nothing in the middle of his head". The Foundation thought that they could cheat the void by having a machine analyze brain scans of another person who succumbed to it. Surprise! The void spread to the machine's software as well. An interview with patient zero also suggests (the dude's capacity for ordered speech is spotty) it's only a matter of time before the void escapes.

Even if it was meant to be a blunt-ass metaphor to Alzheimer's, the thought of a contagious disease that eats away at people's memories is chilling.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Shit like this https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6002

That "seventh kingdom" makes my teeth itch. They're just Animalia, but speshul!

 

[and 128 others]

I sperged out about this shit half a year ago but a lot of this crap really comes off like a 15 year old who finally discovered a thesaurus and now makes his English papers chock full of 10 dollar words just because he can

authors there figured that 3 major classes was pretty cool for like 15 years, so 300 of them with 500 more esoteric subclasses introduced in the span of a year must be even better and benefit the classification scheme. I wonder why it took so long for somebody to stumble across this amazingly good idea.

seems like SCP authors are making classes and subclasses up per entry now as a way to try to stand out, even though the specificity of them is so absurd, it would never apply to anything but theirs. So now there are a million slightly varied classes that don't actually mean anything except "mine is cool too" like "Heisenberg subclass designates an anomaly that has been contained before, but that escaped due to avoidable personnel error, and that a senior level of site-19 staff saw once in the woods sometime after, but it ran off before we could contain it again, so it kinda is just within the radius of the site and we have a general idea of its probable location despite it not technically being contained."

99% of them can be reduced to Keter, Euclid, Safe with a one sentence follow up line. Boggles the mind how offputting and lame this is. Now researchers and readers alike have to continuously recall and add to a catalogue of ridiculous words.

Yeah that's what I meant. I know reactivity was a factor on there and I just generalized it accidentally. And yes it does look incredibly autistic because there's a whole lot of symbols you just need to know rather than "4 is worse than 3" and so on. As for the RPC approach, that's a hell of a lot easier to remember than whatever is going on here.
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If you're going to explain it why have the diamond there too?

I know this one though, it specifies the anomaly you are dealing with is a type of small flowing desert plant. One of 400 others in that subclass family. I know that sounds dumb but just look at the sweet vector graphic icon someone got to make to go along with it; that was totally not at all the inspiration for making a new subclass up.

 

[AnOminous]

authors there figured that 3 major classes was pretty cool for like 15 years, so 300 of them with 500 more esoteric subclasses introduced in the span of a year must be even better and benefit the classification scheme. I wonder why it took so long for somebody to stumble across this amazingly good idea.

Yeah well two genders was enough for thousands of years until a bunch of assclowns decided to create another 500 or so in the past couple years, and those very assclowns are the cancerous fucks who took over the site, so it should be no surprise.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Yeah well two genders was enough for thousands of years until a bunch of assclowns decided to create another 500 or so in the past couple years, and those very assclowns are the cancerous fucks who took over the site, so it should be no surprise.

Look...it's too late to go back now; once a classification has been created, that classification has lived experience that is as valid and worthy of inclusion as any that have come before - and if you say differently, that just reveals your innate bias as a member of the privileged class of...classifiers.

You don't want to commit classification genocide, do you?

 

[AnOminous]

You don't want to commit classification genocide, do you?

I do. Very much.

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

Right, so... my friends have been trying to get me into the SCP Foundation for a while; I admit, it does look like the older stuff was pretty interesting, but the current SCP Foundation... not so much. Admittedly, I find it hilarious that the troons and co. are the ones in control of the group these days; you know for a fact that, if the SCP shit was real, these loons would be unleashing SCPs on the globe the second someone ended up saying something negative about their delusions.

Anyway, back on topic; was wanting to ask, anyone got suggestions for getting into the SPC stuff? Like, what should I read up on, and what should I try and find?

Also, with the SCP Foundation being taken over by troons and degenerates these days, what about the other groups that exist in the lore, like the GOC and Chaos Insurgency?

 

[Noxe]

Right, so... my friends have been trying to get me into the SCP Foundation for a while; I admit, it does look like the older stuff was pretty interesting, but the current SCP Foundation... not so much. Admittedly, I find it hilarious that the troons and co. are the ones in control of the group these days; you know for a fact that, if the SCP shit was real, these loons would be unleashing SCPs on the globe the second someone ended up saying something negative about their delusions.

Anyway, back on topic; was wanting to ask, anyone got suggestions for getting into the SPC stuff? Like, what should I read up on, and what should I try and find?

Also, with the SCP Foundation being taken over by troons and degenerates these days, what about the other groups that exist in the lore, like the GOC and Chaos Insurgency?

If you want SCP Without the troonery check out RPC. SCP fans hate RPC becauae it's racist / homophobic / transphobict or whatever.

Also it's more realiatic and they have limited budgets and stuff. Pretty neat.

Here's the first one I ever read. RPC-082 A.K.A. Bootleg Barney the Dinosaur(s) who hunt down and feed on children/turn them into more Barneys

and here's the only substancial RPC channel Eastside Show | RPC Authority Readings. It's a playlist of all the disturbing / scary ones he's read so far. He uploads fairly activly too even if it's not as popular as his SCP channel.

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I for one look foward to when some future YouTuber makes a "Rise and Fall" video on SCP and who killed it.

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

If you want SCP Without the troonery check out RPC. SCP fans hate RPC becauae it's racist / homophobic / transphobict or whatever.

Also it's more realiatic and they have limited budgets and stuff. Pretty neat.

Here's the first one I ever read. RPC-082 A.K.A. Bootleg Barney the Dinosaur(s) who hunt down and feed on children/turn them into more Barneys

and here's the only substancial RPC channel Eastside Show | RPC Authority Readings. It's a playlist of all the disturbing / scary ones he's read so far. He uploads fairly activly too even if it's not as popular as his SCP channel.

EDIT TO AVOID DOUBLE POSTING:

I for one look foward to when some future YouTuber makes a "Rise and Fall" video on SCP and who killed it.

Thanks for the info; also, apologizes for being autistic, it's just... kinda upsetting to see another solid setting like this get destroyed by troons, you know?